SICK

“Oh wait, we can say cocksucker. that #&%!$ING RULES!!!”

“Damn! Looks like I missed again.”

“You can say tits, too.”

“Wolfman, your gonna get this thread jerked!












...or perhaps that's the idea?”

“what are you now worried?
oh please if it has not been done now then nothing will make it happen im sorry to say
and thats my point”

“"and what about my rights not to have to read garbage?"

What part of the First Amendment do you not understand, boo hoo?”

“ JERKED!!!?


That's not what I said!


Although, not a bad idea either...”

“Man there is just too many trolls in these woods!

Time to go hunting for trolls I better get my 12 Ga!

8)”

“SWAT!”

“
Yeah! Swat!”

“Boo Hoo, you'd better go now. Your parents should be home soon and I'm sure they won't want to find you playing on the computer instead of doing your homework.”

“Well at least BooHoo found the cap lock button :)”

“LMFAO Skully!!!!!!!

8)”

“Look out! The slippery little ba$tard moved to another thread.”

“You have the right to not type in this URL.

You have the right to not read threads that obviously contain content you don't like.

You have the right to franticly stab the back button when you find suddenly find content you don't like.

You have the right to complain to the owner of the site about its content or individuals that post to it.

Matt has the right to agree with you and remove the offending parties OR tell you to get off his board and quit whining.”

“Do you fully understand your rights as HPM as stated them to you?

Your silence must be construed as an affirmation.”

“shut yer %$!#@&#$ @!%$ hole, you @!%# guzzling $!@#&#@-@$!#!”

“Wow Rad, that looked really impressive.”

“golly gee!

it sure does!”

“wt#&%!$”

“actually its whole #&%!$ing lot more #&%!$ing fun to see what #&%!$ this types instead of the damned #&%!$ing #&%!$ #&%!$ swears I typed, than it is to slip the fucking swears past the censor.”

“I'm the closest to 12 and I'm probably one of the most mutrer posters here.....LOL”

“#&%!$#&%!$#&%!$

8)”

“what the heck is that?????”

“when lifes'trail steepens,some with less traction backslide into...........”

“How refreshing. A real flame/troll war.”

“<jh>?

hmmmmm...”

“Why does BH think we should seriously consider his(?) point of view when he does not have the conviction to stand behind it by posting his usual screen-name?


I know why.


BH cannot live up to the same standard he has set for us.”

“The best I can figure, mutrer is either an acronym for Morbid, Upsettable Teenager, Responsible for Excrement and Rubbish or some Scandinavian word.

”

“Just for the heck of it, I fed 'mutrer' to the spell-checker and based on the results and context my only guess is...


"I'm the closest to 12 and I'm probably one of the most muted posters here.....LOL"

Ice Tea
10:02:27 PM
05/20/02


(although it's quite a stretch)”

“"mature," per chance?”

“You guys are cracking me up! Do you think we should post him a link to dictionary.com or has that already been tried?”

“yo, skullmaster :-) and lose the running "you sound like Ice Tea" joke? never...”

“I think lyra nailed it.”

“You're so right lyra! Forever shame on me for ever suggesting such!”

“Yowzah. Gate City is right on the Tenn. border. There's a pink marble quarry down there.”

“The animals apparently were euthanized and some toys also were found in the bags.


You mean, like this:

”

“GOD! http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/breaking_news/15907763.htm

That brings a whole new meaning to 'Crack open a Cold one"”

“Yep, I read that this morning. Only 20 miles away from Charlotte, NC, where I'm moving to. I still think there's fewer freaks up there than here in Florida though.”

“I'm pretty sure your right about that one treebait!”

“Sorry but there are wierdos EVERYWHERE.

A few years ago we had a "pediatric Trauma Surgeon" who we thought was pretty levelheaded. Then I get a call one night to go talk to the cops to get him out of a squad car.

LOL. I get there and he is handcuffed in the back seat of the car with a blanket over him. Apparently he and his "girl?? Friend" were playing a role playing game. When the cops found him he was naked, handcuffed behind his back with multicolored paint all over him and a can of paint hanging off Mr. Happy.

NO I did not find out if it was full or empty or if it was attached or using the "extension" to hold it on.”

“That's true XL, but a pretty fair number of the fruits and nuts rolled downhill to Florida.”

“Cell Phones Found Inside Four Prisoners

Thursday, September 7, 2006
This Article

(09-07) 16:10 PDT SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador (AP) --


Cell phones, complete with a charger and data chips, were found in the body cavities of four inmates at a maximum-security prison, and they had used the phones to direct criminal activities on the street, officials said Wednesday.


The discovery was made Tuesday at the prison in Zacatecoluca, in central El Salvador, after suspicious officials took X-rays of the inmates, federal corrections chief Jaime Villanova said.


The names of the prisoners, all members of the dangerous Mara Salvatrucha gang, were not released in order to avoid jeopardizing an ongoing investigation that began a month ago, he said.


Capt. Juan Ramon Arevalo, director of the Zacatras prison, said the gang members had introduced the cell phones, wrapped in plastic bags, into their bodies through their anuses. The phones were relatively small — about as long as an adult forefinger.


Authorities also found nine cell phone chips, each slightly larger than a fingernail, and one charger.


"Each one had a cellular with a number of chips," Arevalo said, adding that one also had hidden a charger in his anal cavity.


The smuggled phones were found during an investigation at prisons throughout the country amid complaints from business owners of extortion by gang members.


The prisoners had changed phone chips frequently to avoid being traced, Arevalo said.

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"Don't get that its probably some A$$hole."”

“This phone sounds like crap!”

“LOL...HPM did you see the one about the guy who slipped on his bathroom floor and somehow got his Clamshell phone wedged in the "backdoor"?”

“Ummm....no.
I'm guessing there was more to that story.”

“Apparently if I remember he slipped in the bathroom tripped on his dog and sat on the phone...LOL.

The Hospital staff said he was really nice and even joked about it.”