Horrified in Alabama

“Was it the "stand up and hump over the back" or the "lying face down" position?”

“well there goes another couple points on the trail talk purity test”

“steve hiker - you seem to know a lot about such activities. Hmmmmm.”

“"Now let's you just drop them pants," he said.
Bobby lowered his hands hesitantly. "Drop . . . ?" he began.
My rectum and intestines contracted. Lord God.
The toothless man put the barrels of the shotgun under Bobby's right ear and shoved a little. "Just take 'em right on off," he said.
"I mean, what's all this . . ." Bobby started again weakly.
"Don't say nothin." the older man said. "Just do it."
The man with the gun gave Bobby's head a vicious shove, so quick that I thought the gun had gone off. Bobby unbuckled his belt and unbottoned his pants. He took them off, looking around ridiculously for a place to put them.
"Them panties too," the man with the belly said.
"See that log? Walk over yonder."
Wincing from the feet, Bobby went slowly over to a big fallen tree and stood near it with his head bowed.
"Now git on down crost it."

--From the book Deliverance”

“HOI, I hadn't thought of that. I guess you are right. LOL

Steve, If you are sure you want that information I'll tell ya. Beware, It wasn't a pretty sight. LOL”

“Just tell us Leatherneck, were they butt fukkin or something else?”

“They were doing the ole 69. LOL”

“OWWW MY EYES! MY EYES!”

“I... Don't get it...

They were doing math?


They were making yin and yang symbols?

They were eighty-sixed from 17 trails?

What?”

“They were looking at the map upside down.”

“Frightening!”

“you sure do have a purty mouth boy . . . .”

“Heck Leatherneck --

THere was probably room for you to jump on back . . .”

“That sucks...
they shoulda got a pounding.”

“Being from bama, they were probably brothers.”

“Aww c'mon Gojo, they weren't hurting anyone who didn't want to be, uh, hurt...

They should have not been on the trail, though.”

“Lee, Dem's fighten words!!LOL”

“Besides, nothing can compare to the "shrinkage factor" that I experienced when I saw them.LOL”

“First of all, thank you steve hiker for asking the question everybody wondered but nobody asked. Second of all, Leatherneck, for the love of Mike you didn't have to answer it!!!”

“So, they weren't back-packers, huh?”

“Gojo, it sounds to me like they were busy w/ the pounding all ready. This thread is awful. I can't believe I'm reading this crap.”

“Good one Limpy.

I think ...”

“I thought gojo was being punny.”

“Maybe that's what they call backpacking in Alabama.....”

“Eeeeew, Aero!”

“Wonder what this thread would be like if it had been two women instead.”

“Steve Hiker would be on his way to Alabama!! LOL”

“Ewker --

If it had been two women . . .Leatherneck would have been a lot less reluctant to "jump on back"



PS: it's a shame it was 69 . . . cause there is a lot of joke to be made around the word packing . . .

Like . . ."In Alabama, that's why they call it fudgepacking!!"”

“I'll bet Steve wouldn't have been the only one asking about the position.”

“It could have been worse, your children could have been with you.

:(”

“Biz, you are right. I made the same comment to Bitpusher by e-mail earlier.”

“Ouch! Biz is right, though. You said the two guys were right on the trail.. that's just plain wrong. Least they could have done was bushwack in a few hundred yards. But right on the trail? To quote the spanish bumblebee in the Simpons: "Aye! No es Bueno!"”

“Very good point Biz. If I encountered such a thing while bping w/ my child, I would have freaked out on the two of 'em.”

“C'mon, georgedubyevildoerthebackpackertommygunboohoogordonfritolay, don't you want to bemoan the filth and nastiness? Oh wait, the personality known as gordon has checked in. What about the rest of your manifestations? Don't they have something to add?”

“OK now for the other question that has not been asked - were the pants up or down - ie were their butts hanging out for the flies to bite or were they just unzipped?

Also were they perhaps laying in poison ivy?”

“These are the important points we need to get the clear and most disturbing picture in our minds.”

“Poison ivy would be cool. Imagine the possibilities...”

“Noogie, you're getting off on this, aren't you???”

“OWWWW MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!!”

“We once had a French foriegn exchange student in my h.s. He ended up doing some chick in the poison ivy by the river and it was pretty funny. They were both quite uncomfortable in class the next day. Poor, stupid French boy.”

“Oh yeah Limpy. Nothing turns me on more then having the bedroom or should I say trail practices of gay men in Alabama discussed on a public forum. LOL!”

“Yeah, maybe... But at least he got some. I say GOOD FOR YOU, MY CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER-MONKEY BROTHER!

I too am French, or at least part of me is...”

“I can hear the poor little Froggy now; "C'est terrible! J'a poison sur mon teticles et anus! Aaaaiiieeee!”

“maybe they both got snake bit and were sucking the poison out?..”

“My god! This thread is like a bad car wreck, I just can't look away.
Say what you will about acceptance, but unlike two women getting it on, nobody but other gay men would enjoy seeing that. I don't care how liberal or open-minded you are...lol

Hey Roseymonster, why does being from Alabama increase the chances of an incestual relationship. Your from California, right?

Enough said...”

“I think gordon brought up a good point. Why are the liberals repulsed by these men pleasuring each other? I hear liberals preach tolerance and that homosexuality is normal, ad nauseum.

I get called a gay basher, because I do not support the homosexual lifestyle. Liberals are no different, they just can't be honest about it.”

“Bacpac...another of BOO HOO's manifestations? OH-MY-GOD! Say it ain't so!”

“Phaedrus, part French, eh? That explains the songs you sent me. :-) What did you think of my Hunt the Wumpus tune?”

“I'm all for the gay lifestyle, BP. You wanna be gay, it's alright by me. Do it in the middle of the trail if you want, just don't get all bent out of shape about it.

By the way, you're only against it because you don't want to give in to your secret urges, and you fear that if you see it, you will.”

“Artex, that was fun! Is that you talking, or are you the keyboardist?”