Horrified in Alabama

“I thought this was funny:

Jxxxx Fxxxx Dxxxxx, 65, of Randy Court, public lewdness”

“good luck with nick saban, tide.

i wouldn't want that idiot coaching my pop warner team.
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“I cannot believe anyone hires this guy.”

“Must be a Michigan State fan, q?”

“Ha Ha! Good one John!”

“"Must be a Michigan State fan, q?"

Naw, although MSU are chicks are easy and they do through some good parties over there. ;)

When the chips are down my Big Ten team is, of course, U of M.

It's just after all of the promises and commitments this guys has broken, I can't understand why anyone would hire him.”

“Yeah, he only won a national championship, he sucks.”

“For that much money, he better deliver quick.

Two 4 loss seasons and they will burn a cross in his yard in Tuscaloosa.”

“wtf?!
He ain't comin' to Atlanna?”

“This is hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kegne4kqWiU”

“Haha, I liked it. Even the rain scared them.”

“WoW...and these are the people with Sports Stadium riots that mangle hundreds....

And they wonder why they lost.”

“That is stinking funny.”

“LOL..gotta tell a TRUE story from after Katrina. We sent some personnel to South Mississippi for response and coordination. We sent some of the best "good ole boy rednecks" we had....they came back with stories like

"We walked up the street checking for anyone we could distribute water, food ANYthing to. We come up to one house...the house is GONE, the guy is living out of the back of a Pick up with a TENT in the back end. Our people are in uniform as they walk up driveway the guy meets em with a Shotgun.
The explain in the best South Georgia Accent they had who they were the guy replies,"We doan ned yo kind roun' hea'. Ya got ten seconds to get offa my lan."

They came back with a WHOLE new look at rednecks.”

“That was the crystal meth guys down the road.”

“Those guys didn't see chit! It appears to me they didn't even get off I-10. That is Gulf Coastal Alabama definitely the most progressive part. They really didn't have to make anything up, they really would have gotten their azzes whipped. I've walked around Alabama with my LSU sports garb on and it is quite a challenge. We give them a little he11 as well.”

“Youtube's gone down hill since Google took over.”

“It has nothing to do with Google and everything to do with TV networks flexing copyright muscle.”

“Dammit! They yanked it?

Well, to sum it up Nigey, it was a clip from the BBC show "Top Gear" where normally they test and talk about cars. This episode they sent the three clueless Brits to the US, driving from Miami to New Orleans in old American clunkers ($1000 or less). One guy had a Camaro, one a Caddy and one a Dodge truck.

They had to do a series of challenges along the way, such as finding and eating roadkill. In Alabammy, their challenge was to write a slogan on the other guy's car that would offend the locals. One guy wrote ‘Man Love Rules’, one wrote ‘Country Music is Rubbish’ (and 'NASCAR is Rubbish'), and one had ‘Hilary for President’.

They got lots of horn honks and dirty looks on the highway, but when they stopped to get gas, some good ol' boys took offense and started pelting them with rocks and chasing them down the road. It was funny as hell, but you could tell they feared for their lives.”

“I just checked....it's been reposted under another URL, but you better hurry before this gets yanked too!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=G6MJVzXbqRU”

“Yeah, it really pi$$es off the good ol' boys when you misspell ol' Hillary's name. LOL”

“People mating with vegetables (lol)”

“I guess that's that famous Southern hospitality and good old-fashioned manners I keep hearing about.”

“LMFAO!”

“Top Gear rules!”

“Yeah, Vile, come on down for a visit!
LOL”

“LOL..sorry Vile but I can't remember a woman being raped and beaten multiple times while twenty some odd people heard it and DID NOTHING....
But then you Big City folks are much nicer..(LOL).”

“staged.”

“I don't live in a city.”

“... but do keep up the insults and hostility, you're really proving me wrong.”

“LOL....well vile...at least WE are willing to sign a resolution to stop the acrimony...but you aren't willing to do that. So you must be a BAD person (LOL)

You never did file a trip report on the Teheran trip with Dave....what happened? Lover's spat?”

“Know what would be really funny?
Have Vile drive a old beat up pickup with big Rebel Battle flags painted on the side thru the projects in Camden, NJ around midnight.
Hilarity will follow! ;-)”

“Well apparently the Canadians have a pretty tought Optician corps....


http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/watch/12893”

“Why would I paint a racist, treasonous symbol on a truck?”

“But Vile you would paint a revolutionary war symbol on the side of your truck? Weren't they considered Traitors too?(LOL)

and the libbies go

”

“For the same reason those guys painted their cars. Their challenge was to write a slogan on the other guy's car that would offend the locals.
Hilarity will follow! ;-)”