Quote of the day Vol.????

“There are five key elements to any good world domination plan: One,some sort of thermo-nuclear device; Two some sort of exotic delivery system; Three some means of closed circuit television (on) which you can talk to the President. It takes a while - it takes about two years to put in all the cameras and all the wiring. A lot of people ask questions like `Why is this camera here,who's this for? Dr. Evil? That doesnt make sense,oh well, more pressing matters'; And Four, a good sense of self. Yeah...eh-yeah, you gotta love yourself,I think, before you take over the world...Yeah; And,Five, there isnt really any fifth element,no... Dr.Evil”

“"There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a–blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a–glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!

- Willy Wonka”

“I love that movie!! Oompa Loompa!!”

“You don't need to see my goddam identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfukin' droids you're looking for.

-Samual L. Jackson as Jedi Master Mace Windu-”

“(and now for something completely different...)





I think I see her sitting bowed and black,
Stricken and seared with slavery’s mortal scars,
Reft of her children, lonely, anguished, yet
Still looking at the stars.

Jessie Fauset”

“"Oh my. You have had less than eight children!"
Apu to Kathie Lee Gifford”