Annual TT Gathering

“When and where is the Annual TT Gathering this year? You know, the one where the regulars sit in the sun around the pool or on the beach and the newbie girls serve refreshments and drinks. Anyone remember the last one, so that they can let some of the newcomers in on some of the incidents? And who is on the planning committee? Do we have a committee yet?

And, no, newgirl, you are not "in" yet. You have to work at an Annual TT Gathering first, by serving all the regulars. Naturally, all the males are considered regulars.”

“Towndawg did it last year. I recon he's gonna have again this year too. It was at Fiery Gizzard (Tennessee)last year. I recon about 30+ people was there.”

“I think he's planning on holding it at a different place this Fall. It's gotta be able to accomadate LOTS of tents.”

“Town dawg, please check with my secretary to get a list of possible dates. I wouldn't like to miss it. Once the date is fixed, have your people contact my people to arrange lunch.”

“Have your machine call my machine.”

“walkindude...tents...i'd say about a quarter of the TT'ers have hammocks now...we'll be fighting for trees, and double stacking, and having 4 hammocks use one tree at one point and star out from it!
that would look funny as hell. I'll bring the 55 gall drum smoker...who's bringing the keg?..and is Towndawg hiking the ice in?”

“If it's in the Fall, It may be a bit nippy for the Hammock. Most would be back in tents or tarps.

BTW, This event is known as the Titanium Chef.”

“Walkindude, when was the Titanium Chef held last yr. I know it was at the Fiery Gizzard but can't remember when. I am planning on making this one.”

“DEcember 1 & 2 2001”

“It's the first SAT in December.. site to be disclosed soon..”

“Can ya give us a hint TD?”

“Is it in Tenn.”

“LETS ROCK! We are a kick ass party band.......I must say”

“In the backcountry?”

“gen a rate tor, GEN A RATE TOR. . . .. help me out here guys...”

“Nowslimmer, you are tooooo cute. I would be more than happy to serve the refreshments, if it will earn me my TT wings. Speaking of wings . . . are you buying my plane ticket?”

“Titanium Chef Rocks..... it's like the Thanksgiving of TT'rs. Everyone hikes, gorges on food and the burps and farts the night away. It is always held under a full moon, and some folks drink a little too much.

Can't wait till Dec.!”

“newgirl - We should be able to get you a ride with one of participants. A lot of them were flying pretty high at the last event. They were well lubricated.”

“"well lubricated" - sounds like you are talking about condoms”

“Who is designing the costumes for the servers this year? It does not take much. There was quite a surprise last year. Someone goofed in placing the order and the pasties turned out to be paper rings. They went over real good.

HogOnIce - Nope! Some of those boys were flying on something.”

“Hey Nowslimmer...it's in Montana this year! KMA!”

“Let do it in NJ!!!! It will be great, just don't drink the water, only natives can consume NJ water and live. LOL”

“I'm THERE!!!!!!!!!! Make it close to home TD. I'll bring the razzleberry dressing. oh, sorry, wrong holiday.”

“If it's in MT I'll be sure to be there. However . . . I will not be wearing any pasties or paper rings.”

“no pasties..or pastries?..so that means FULL NUDE?...wow..i'm there!!”

“I'm sure it's breaking some kind of health code to serve food/drinks in the (full) nude. Since the other newbie TT girls and myself don't want to comprimise anyone's health, you'll have to pick a different costume.”

“Ice Tea - great idea. TT'ers are no doubt accustomed to ducking branches on the trail, therefore will have little problem ducking the mafia's gunfire.”

“WOW!! this is gonna be fun. sounds like i'm going to get to be one of the servers...and i've found the perfect costume!!

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“Lyra, I was thinking we could wear something along those lines as well.”

“I will ware my Hootys shert and pannys.”

“Looks good to me, lyra. I'm still in shock from last weekend in Minnesota. After 30 years I saw an ex-wife. During all that time she has wanted me in jail, dead or both. She trapped me after a dinner, grabbed me and gave me a hug and a kiss on the check. (I was checking my ribs for a knife.) I was in such a hurry back to Florida that I got caught in a beautiful speed trap in KY.”

“yow, NS... I had a somewhat similar attack not long ago. I think it might have been easier to take with a gap of 30 years instead of just 20, LOL

It reminds me of a man I heard about years ago. His wife stuck him through the heart with a hat-pin and killed him dead as a hammer. When they arrested her, she said, "I've been sticking him for years! He never died before!"

They autopsied him and sure enough, the guy was riddled with holes. The wife plead to manslaughter and got probation.”

“This KY cop pulls a car over and goes to the drivers window, The guy sticks his head out and the cop cracks him with his stick.
*SMACK!!!*
Driver- What was that for?!?!
Cop- That was for not having your liscense ready when I walked up.

Cop walks up to the passenger window, Grabs the guy by the neck, pulls his head out and *WACK!!!!!!*

Passenger- What was that for?!?!
Cop- That was for not telling the driver to have his Liscense ready.

Cop steps back to the back passenger window and taps on the glass with his stick. The guy slowly rolls his window down.
*WACK!!!!!!!!*

Guy in back- What was that for!?!?!?!
Cop- I was making your wish come true.
Guy in back- What wish?!?!
Cop- As soon as I would have walked off you would have said, "(sarcasticly)I wish that Son of a B1tch cop would have hit me with that stick.......!"”