I'm a week late

“too bad i can't make it

My nissimaha begins on the 22 of july, and we've decided on the absaroka-beartooth wilderness for this 21 day trip. I'm lookin forward to it, should be a great time, looks like i'll be missin all of you out there, by a few days, i don't want to see that many people in the wilderness anyway :P i'm psyched.”

“So...you're not pregnant?

:)”

“i don't think so...”

“Yeah, simer, thanks a lot for giving me a frightening flashback to one of my girlfriends in college!

(only she was two weeks late, and thank God it turned out to be nothing)”

“that's not the point of my thread :P”

“I was thinking that was what this thread was going to be about too.”

“Four words you don't want to hear from your girlfriend.”

“you never know, someone could've slipped you something!

i thought of "that" immediately, maybe because i'm addicted to Third Eye Blind. except that song is "Ten Days Late." whatever.”

“whatever... last time i saw a guy pregnant was on that stupid movie, so i still don't think i'm gonna have a kid”

“Even still Simer, even if you don't think you're pregnant, you should go see a doctor.”

“maybe that's the reason for my mood swings, morning sickness and cravings for certain foods...”

“Are your nipples sore? LOL! You might be pregnant if they are.”

“You should at least snag one of those self-tests from the drugstore. Be sure to get a photo of the cashier's face after you say "It's for me". Then send it to Phil.”

“Hey they even have the self test at the Dollar Tree store. You could buy like 3 to be sure!!!”

“how funny!! thanks for the laughs”

“I hate it when my wife threatens me with those words!”

“i'm hungry for some green jello... hey, run to the store and get me some jello, NOW!!”

“There once was a boy named Simer
Whose time of month was off timer
He checked with a kit
And exclaimed "Holy Sh_t!"
Now he wants to know who was the primer!”

“thank you for the lovely poem...


shut the f** up...

and where's my tofu dangit...”

“Tofu ice-cream coming right up!”

“Ya know tofu raises your estrogen levels. Better watch those mood swings!”

“Aye Yi Yi Yi...
In Chile they do it for China

YEE ha!”

“ya gotta love those Tofutti Cuties....they are for real...yumbalicious!”

“I had a girl do that to me once and it scared the he!! out of me.

That sucks that you can't go to the Montana trip its going to be a blast!!!!!

8)”

“it's clear, what's that mean?”

“That you don't have some bread bakeing in the oven!

8)”

“good, i was gettin a little worried, all this talk about a kid, just think... little simers runnin around, i don't think i could handle that... i'm just wonderin where it came from”

“Bacpac will be so relieved.

















<GUFFAW>”

“Sorry man... that setup was just toooo perfect.”

“Sigh mer, I thought you WERE a girl. Get your trolling straight!”

“WELL, It aint mine! LOL”

“ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

8)”

“we know a sherpa midwife that will go on your hike with you & deliver the baby on the trail.”

“umm... i'm afraid”

“And well you should be.”

“"Four words you don't want to hear from your girlfriend." -Aero








I always thought they were, "Is it in yet?"”

“Those are the first 4 words you don't want to hear, the other 4 are the ones you hope you never hear!”

“ouch.”

“What about "its too much get it out."

8)”

“I don't think they whould complane about it do you?”

“Ive never had one complain...”

“"are you done yet?"”

“Simer,
I suggest a sonogram. We want to know if it's a girl or a boy.”

“Rebel Rebel...”

“Perhaps we should do a species check too? :)”