Everyone apologize to me

“Someone insulted bacpac?”

“OK, I'll apologize. I'm married so I'm used to doing it frequently.”

“My brother is very, very sorry.

Eat shit and die.”

“Bacpac, I'm sorry.




































FOR NOTHIN'!!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!”

“You're sorry!













(Is that what you wanted?) [smirk]”

“You're an idoit!

sorry”

“i'm sorry, it must have been one of my mood swings, 'cause i can't even remember it”

“Thanks to everyone for their heartfelt apologies. See it wasn't so hard. Now we can all be friends again.”

“I'm sorry I married my brother!”

“momma, that makes sense.”

“YMCA!!!”

“What I don't make my living from dead trees??????

What?????

8\”

“Bacpac is sorry. So sorry.”

“Does the line form around the block, or around the world? Are you requesting an apology for each and every time I rolled my eyes, snickered, or smirked or only a blanket apology? Would you really have the time to read them all if everyone meeting the qualifications responded? Too funny!”

“I am very sorry I have let you down BacPac. Not only have I failed to find a cure, I have failed to find a way to even ameliorate your condition. And this despite all you have done to amuse me and so many others on TT.”

“HEY, skully!! oh thou of backed-up plumbing, too ;-) glad to see you back, i missed yooouuuu!

sorry i haven't apologized yet, bacpac!”

“Hi lyra! Only back for a few and then back to the old grindstone. I haven't even started packing for the honeymoon yet and the Big Day is tomorrow! = : 0


Bacpac, I just want you to know that I'm almost sorry that I'm not sorry. But not really. Is that close enough?”

“eeeeekk!! i'm so excited for you :-D (by the way, you're not gonna wear THOSE shoes, are you? heheeee!!) so where are you guys going for your honeymoon?”

“Pedxing, you owe everyone an apology for using such big words.

Is ameliorate contagious?”

“Scully, GOOSE, have a spectacular wedding day!

Lyra, what is wrong with Scully's clodsteppers?

Bacpac, doing the crossword puzzles might help you with that question.

Soooooooo......who's not sorry now? Come on, step up, don't be shy.”

“well, she said in an e-mail yesterday that she'd changed her mind "AGAIN" about the shoes, so i just thought i'd throw that in there. you know me, always here to help! ;-)”

“What, the Vibram soles clash with her wedding dress?”

“i'm assuming they at least had to match the Nalgene bottle. it's a long trek up that aisle, yo!”

“Snakpack, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you must lead this double-existence, and that people cannot - ever - respect you for what and who you are. I'm sorry that, even in this modern society, and man of your, uh, tastes has to remain obfuscated in order not to be a pariah. I see you hiding desperately behind that mask of trollish sarcasm, and I feel, well, sorry. I know how you must long to run free of the social constraints that fetter you, but, alas, cannot.

We are all truly sorry.

On the bright side, there's always the occasional anonymous trip to west hollywood. You told us all how truly important your anonymity is to you, and at last, we can all understand and apologize for harboring hateful thoughts toward you.

Sorry. A thousand times, sorry.”

“woah, West Hollywood is skeery!

I saw a man from W. Hollywood wearing only lingerie once. YIKES!”

“Was it BACPAC?!?”

“I once told my boss I was sorry and he said he would not disagree with that. So I'm not saying I'm sorry ever again!”

“Oooh, harsh, very harsh, Geobeet!”

“Phaedrus/kleety, I know that this concept is hard for you to comprehend, but most of us do not harbor alias' or multiple identities.

I yam what I yam and that is all that I yam.

Thanks for the apology though!”

“Yer fawking weird, dood.”

“kleety, You are correct. I apologize. This apology does not make me less weird.”

“I take it back. I'm not sorry.


Freak.”

“Ok, well...

... You are not sorry and you are not Paedrus either...

kleety? Do you need some help?”

“bacpac, why are you so defensive?

Did your parents abandon you in the reptile house at the zoo?”

“am I defensive?”

“see?”

“ok”

“Now you should apologize for being so defensive.”

“This apology would make me more weird.

No regrets.”

“Think of all the wasted electronic impulses squandered on this thread. Very sorry, indeed.”