Everyone apologize to me

“With all these sincere expressions of sorry and repentance, I offer an opportunity for atonement. Not my atonement, Yours!

To everyone who has slighted me, called me names, slandered me or rolled their eyes....this is your turn to grovel and beg my forgiveness. The more gut wrenching and degrading the apology, the better.”

“I think you are cool!

8)”

“Crazy Mike, Do the words, "Read all instructions completely, before beginning the test," mean anything to you????”

“I am always backwards!

I think life is better that way!!!!!

8)”

“BP--We all want 'autographed nude pictures' of you.We'll send self addressed envelops.”

“LMFAO!!!!!

8)”

“what a bunch of crap! I mean really like you give two shi-ats what people think around here, let alone how they feel about you. Are you like trying to show us your softer side????

one word for this guy NANCY

yeah thats right NANCY”

“Hey NANCY why don't ya go calling on my sister, she might give you 2 seconds on this one



hehehe”

“just to let you know....your as full of poop as I am....and that makes you ok in my book. so, to follow your instructions...you're sorry.”

“Can it get any more mixed up?

8)

http://205.188.234.4:8016

Play that it will make you feel better!”

“Don't want no naked pics of Bacpac!”

“Call up sis, I would really appreciate an apology from tx!”

“you kiddin.....I ain't got her #, what would she want to give that to me for. Heck I didn't even have her addy for quite a while.


No no no she keep a tight ship!”

“Hey Sir Pete do you do Mill work?

8)”

“no.....I sell "millwork"”

“If I find an arm in the woods, can I keep it?”

“Like shaped steel?Mach metal?I work right next door to Hammond Mach works they do all kinds of neat stuff in there.

8)”

“Building materials that are wood products, mouldings, doors, windows etc. I sell what Walkindude makes.”

“Now this is a truly funny thread!”

“what about the watch...can i just keep the watch?”

“NANCY, you are a loser.

The End.”

“Ok I see thank you for giveing me the info!

8)

Its cool to see what every one does.”

“Bacpac. If my existence is an offense to a truly great person such as yourself, I would be more than glad to terminate it for you. I realize that your importance to all of mankind makes who I am and what I represent less than a blip on your mighty radar screen. So, even if the slights have only been a misperception on your part; even if you didn't approve of my response to some other TT'er; even if it only fulfills your slightest whim, I am prepared to end it all. I am only here to serve you in all of your glory.
Just OK it with Marvin first. That is all I ask.”

“I make Windows. Sirpete sells windows. Thing is, He sells a different brand than what I make.



To keep the thread on track I'll just say to my good friend bacpac, "Fukk off b1tch!!!

Sorry bacpac.”

“Go back to your beer.”

“Hmm, come on everyone, he's not that bad. I thought his post was kind of funny.”

“NOT!!

Fooled ya!!”

“so..sirpete...say i have some double hung wood windows from an old house...really cool ones, but just the sashes......does a millwork company do stuff like make frames for them to fit into?

crazy mike, i gotta tell you.........you got quite the shakti running thru you!..some of your posts kill me...laughing is good....looking forward to montanapalooza and huggin your neck kiddo!

bacpac.......i apologize for getting off topic on your thread.”

“Some people wouldn't know humor if it jumped up and bit them in the @ss!”

“LOL!”

“When something Does jump up and bite someone on the ass, it usually Is pretty funny.

Unless it's Your ass.”

“See, you guys? Someone gets it around this loony bin!”

“Shoun't that be eat #&%!$ and live? Seems like a less desireable outcome.”

“That last comment was meant to follow Tilt. UBolt has tipped the scales!!!!!”

“More groveling! More Guilt!

Good effort, Dunadan! Your apology is accepted. Rather than kill yourself, take a few swipes at some of these other neer-do-wells.

If the rest of you don't find the humor in this lunacy, then I demand an apology !!!!”

“hahaha”

“Sirpete, I think we are in pretty closely related professions. I work at a sawmill, selling finished and rough lumber. Who doesn't love selling wood products? (HeHeHe! I crack me up.)”

“I sell space in trailers to ship the windows that walkindude makes, made from the wood that newgirl helps finish, that sirpete sells to others. BAMA works next door to me, and i think HOI is tech support for BAMA's company....Let's play six degrees of TT'ers!!!!!”

“bacpac - let me offer my deepest apologies - I took you seriously once. It was only once and it will never happen again. And I am truely sorry.”

“Ha Ha OPIE!!

Don't forget me, I give the ticket to the driver of the tractor trailer to whom you sold space for the windows that Walkindude....”

“There was a crooked man,
And he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence
Against a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat
Which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together
In a Residence for the Differently Angled.


What this has to do with anything, I can't say.”

“Thank you Om.

8)

Have to go to work now that sucks but hey just 2 more days untill NTD.

YES!!!!!!”

“Time for me to go build more windows so that......bla bla bla....”

“Got Wood?

Is it ironic that so many tree huggers make their living from dead trees?

Apologize Immediately!”

“I'm sorry I have nothing to apologize for.”

“we're so sorry uncle albert, but we havn't done a bloody thing all day....”

“I'm sorry, but I can't apologize.”

“Bacpac, I actually have a friend who is a woodworker (makes future, etc.). His license plate holders say, "Got Wood?" Hilarious.”

“I'm sorry


































...I opened this lame POS thread.

Go piss up a rope, doofus.

AND GET BACK TO WORK!”

“LOL!”