I found a POT plant in my driveway

“no #&%!$

Its about three inches tall and bushen out! I may just leave it for show!”

“uMmm.. musta been one of your neighbors kids.. might want to destroy it, or at least transplant it.”

“Can I have it?”

“What's the big deal? There's potted plants everywhere.”

“Yea-but no one potted this one.”

“just tell everyone its reflexa.. :)”

“Spray it with Round-Up and give it to a dope smoker.”

“What he don't know won't hurt him”

“Probably think it was killer weed and want to know where you got it.”

“it's there cause you planted it. duh”

“I like to chew mine...what a waste.

actually, you should save all the seeds and when you have filled a wine bottle, you can boil them and then skim the oils from the surface and then make some killer brownies or even keish (sp?) with it. it stinks to high heaven, but WHAT A BUZZ!!!!! (at least thats what I've been told...wink wink).”

“maybe stikmon planted it there. his neighbors would have probly smoked it all before he got to it”

“lol at you Josh...byte me!!!!!!! I never inhale (not deeply anyway).”

“Let it grow!!!
Let it grow!!!
Let it grow!!!

Cure and toke. Cure and toke.”

“Matt will prolly delete this thread by the way.”

“YOU STUPID FREAKIN DICK MUNCHING CRACK BABIES!!!”

“I run a home for lost plants,but I've lost my pipe again.”

“In my best Homer Simpson imitation....."Mmmmmm, driveway pot".”

“I run a home for lost plants,but I've lost my pipe again.”

“EAT IT.”

“I think that all plants should be free just like people so just let it grow!

8)”

“Crazy Mike, does that include poison ivy?”

“Ya becuase its a cool plant!

I like all plants!

8)”

“About 15 years ago, I was in Missouri with my grandparents, and he was showing the place where they had lived 30 years before that, when he tried to make it as a farmer. We were drving by the old place, and he took a good, long look at the barn. Turned back to me and said, "Yep, that marijuana plant is still growing there. I tried to kill it, but it just wouldn't die."”

“In high school, by the side of the house, about 6 of them. When they started growing over the wooden fence I pulled them up and hung them upside down in my closet till the leaves were wrinkled and almost completely dry.

Then I cured them by putting the leaves in glass jars with a couple holes poked in the lids. After a few days I had a big baggie of the sweetest, strongest one-toke stuff I ever had. Nothing beats quality and there's no quality like hands on care.

Toke it baby!”

“RDDB! (its an acronym from Micheal Savage)

You should cut down the plant and throw it in the trash, and put salt down on top of the soil where it once grew.

Or start your own drug network, but the collumbians may not like a new guy on the block.

Or call Tom Dashel, he may alot new federail spending to save the life of your plant. LOL

Or run it over next time you pull in the drive way.

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I'm shocked no one brought this up yet "how come you are so shure it is pot?"
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“Do you have a merit badge in plant identification? Maybe you could offer a second opinion?”

“Ice, it is usually a pretty obvious lookin' plant. Also . . . I am way surprised that Matt hasn't deleted this yet. Prowler, just leave it and see what happens. Report back on the progress.”

“I don't know pot plant from poison ivy...well, poison ivy causes me to itch after I brush up on it.”

“They sure are pretty plants.

A widdle birdie might have dropped it there.”

“Stop throwing your roaches in the yard.”

“Waste not, want not.”

“what's pot?”

“Now some of us are advocating poisoning someone with a different set of values than theirs. How enlightened.”

“I had my seed jar in my car trunk, it fell open and a few (actually more than a few) of the seeds started to germinate and I had my own mini field in the trunk of my car. I let them grow till they were @ 5" tall, then I pulled them up and smoked them...premee weed...nothing happened. But My mother was soooooooo pissed that I was driving around with a pot farm in my trunk. it was great.”

“A friend of mine in high school shared his dad's station wagon to go to school. His dad had bought a dozen or more small willow trees for a windbreak and they were in the back of the wagon in the school parking lot.
The school janitor walked by the car and mistook them for weed and called the police.”

“I can see them germinating in the dark but how did they get to be 5" tall in the darkness of your trunk?”

“Thirty years ago we were living in Tucson going to college. We lived in a brand new trailer park. The boyfriend got a new lawn going from seed--lots of manure--lots of water. Popping up over the new grass came dozens of those pot plants. I was pulling and pitching for some time. With three little kids we did not need that.”

“I will admit it is a very cool looking plant!

8)”

“stikmon forgot to mention his hydroponic system and florescent lights in his trunk also!!!

working for my dad's forestry construction company...we came up on 22mil worth of mature 18-20' tall plants. The po-po's showed up before us younger workers could find plastic bags!!!

the five gallon buckets on the other hand...”

“Don't smoke it or eat it because you will get paranoid and think the plant is out to get your car.”

“Prowler, sell it and buy some new gear with the dough!”

“Mom laughed when I just remeinded her of the incident. She says I am solely responsible for her gray hair...I'm not sure what she means by that...its not like I EVER did anything unusual or stupid...no, not me...uh uh...no way, it musta been my evil twin or maybe I was possessed by...............SATAN!!!! yeeah , that's the ticket...the devil made me do it.”

“Did you have any siblings? I was the "good child" it was my siblings that gave my parents their grey & balding hairs!”

“Now that sounds like a good idea buy some new gear!!!

8)”

“I have had second opinions from many. Spme experts, LOL.

I picked it and planted it in a safer location to let it free.

Ill let you know the progress and developmant.

STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Keep an eye out for the Ice Tea Rangers!”

“It's in the trunk?”

“Rad only did it for the nooky.”

“set up trip wires and automatic laser beams to disintergrate any would be plunderers of your mighty stash...kaya mon..we be jammin...rasta far i foreeverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”