I found a POT plant in my driveway

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“Yeah, don't forget that I'm with the F.B.I!!!!”

“Sorry, wrong agency.

I guess you're just an amateur narc... like Elvis.”

“Was it a male or female plant?

Hooch from Columbia?...Try right next door. Gone are the days when we needed to buy our little quarter ounce baggy of Columbian Gold.”

“Can you tell male or female at 3" tall? How?”

“no worries! if you live in Oregon it's probably legal!”

“Give me a break....it's even against the law to pump your own gas in Oregon.”

“Possession of one ounce or less or cultivation of three plants or less is lawful for any person who possesses a registry identification card indicating that the person is a patient who uses marijuana for medicinal purposes. This is an affirmative defense to any charges of possession or cultivation within the amount limits.”

“gimmee gimmee gimmee”

“P.O.T.=Person On THC.
or
Planted On The driveway.
or
Particularly Ozzsome Tweed.

Sorry, I'll get off the thread now.”

“HIPOT : HIgh POTential (Term used to describe a recruit, or employee, with high potential for achievement)
HPOTP : High Pressure Oxidizer Turbopump
POT : Potentiometer
POTS : Plain Old Telephone Service/System (as opposed to a data network)
POTUS : President of the United States
POTV : Personnel Orbit Transfer Vehicle
SPOT : Systeme Probatoire pour l'Observation de la Terre


Yeah... Personal Orbit...”

“What was your address again, prowler?”

“Prowler. Our BATF sattelite has just picked up some questionable vegetation in your driveway. Expect a knock on your door, soon.”