Entertain Me

“The smoke from the fire trailed off with the breeze
the wind kept playing havock with all of the leaves
I could see her well by the light of the fire
those kisses soft and sweet, full of her desire
two young lovers just doin` and doin` it right
gota love country ways and a warm southern night”

“Scotch and soda, mud in your eye.
Baby, do I feel high, oh, me, oh, my.
Do I feel high.”

“Somehow I don't think that's what newgie had in mind, Tilt....”

“It sounds like you need too do some hard core backpacking!

8)”

“I think you're right, BP. You too, Mike, LOL

But Ann-Margaret sure was hot... back before PC-DOS.”

“Ann Margaret, although beautiful, not up my alley.”

“Just not your type, eh? <grin>”

“Yeah, doesn't really trip my trigger.”

“Oh well, be sure to check out "Bye Bye Birdie" the next time it comes on the Prehistoric Movie Channel.

But I think your tastes run more toward 60's Bond films, no?”

“All right bytches, the wife is out with friends, I'm in my underwear, I have a 12 pack and nuttin' to do. Go!”

“Goped Vs Trans Am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLRJRHi5bDk”

“That was scary just to watch.

This is beyond entertaining!

ONN (Onion News Network)”

“I need entertainment.”

“Tell me about it.. I am going stir crazy in Richmond... Oh well, 8 days I'll be back out on the trail....

'32oz”