Online Romance?

“That was really cruel TownDawg!”

“Uh-Oh.”

“I know who is just right for me!!!!!

8)))))”

“lol @ WLD!!!!!!”

“I gotta ask the obvious. TD, aren't you married???

LOL at this whole thread!!!”

“What kind of man is towndawg?

Balding, overweight, outdoorsman?
BOO!
Sorry, but posting on this website in not very outdoorsy.

I may be fat, but I am not a fat hypocrite.”

“LOL... the trolls come out at night!”

“I just Hope she isnt carring a torch for you....”

“in the middle of the country. Its bumwort Missouri. you drive 5 minutes in any direction and you are in the farm land of the US. It is a VERY!!!! intense difference to what I was raised in. The only, O N L Y good thing about living here is my job and the fact that I can pay off old debts in a large way and continue to do the things that I like to do. Social life...NONE, local friends, none. Great Dog though. and you all. So...at one point I was addicted to chat rooms, now Im addicted to TT. same difference, except, like towndawg said, chat room people abhor meetings...you all live for them...so, glad to have me those that I have met, and I look forward to meeting those that I am yet to meet...Have a lovely day.”

“Would that I could love you more, I`d love you night and day
and hold on to this moment in time and never let it slip away
but time can`t be kept in a bottle, it was made to be spent
and only after it`s over are you allowed to see how it went
I might hold you up to the moon at times, to get a better view
but never it ten thousand lives will I love anyone more than you

I`ll admit it, I`m a romantic fool, I have for most of my life been in love and that with one special woman. I lost her, for many reasons I lost her. I guess you can`t hold on to a dream or a rainbow forever, but the time you have chasing that dream, or rainbow can last you until the sands of time run dry.

You`re a silly twit to lie to anyone ever about yourself, you may never be found out, but you will have to live with it. You`re not Ken, why did you expect her to be Barbie? Just more shallow and low thinking is what that is. Good thing love is blind, better hope your wife doesn`t see you talking to other women. If you`re married you`ve caught your limit, or for sure if you caught wrong it`s just a reminder that you`re not good at the game of love.

I lost what I had, but that`s the brakes, but while I had her in my life I wanted for nothing more. To have held her while she slept was more beautiful than one could hope for, to have known her lips and arms on you there`s no words that do it justice. So, I won`t even try to, but love is where you find it and if the net is your outlet to the world so be it. "Better to have loved and lost than to have never tried."

Know what??? I have an on line romance going on right now and it fills the void in my life left by one that didn`t know the value in keeping your word. We both messed up, not her anymore than me, but I meant forever, but now I`m happy for the moments I spend with my on line love.

She thinks she is the luckiest woman alive, are you going to tell her she isn`t? She wouldn`t believe you, she laughed at me when I told her that finding her was the one thing right I`ve done in ages. And maybe this won`t work out between us and it will all come crashing down, but for now we have eachother and the love we were searching for.

Never stop chasing rainbows, or your dreams. Who knows, this time it might just work out right!:)”

“Stikmon: wow.. nice things to say fella.

:).. and I have heard things about you by the way.. LOL.”

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Poor towndawg has be' holdin' his own 'manhood' too long.

His attitude insures he will be holding it for a long time. Who else is going to hold that Fat Basterd?”

“I detect some caustic vibrations coming from bbw.
And, BTW, how did this get to be the "Friday Thread Of Choice"?”

“TD, now what in the world have you heard??? If its mean and nasty, its all true...nice and sweet, its a lie.”

“It is not a lie Stikmon! Ladies, this guy is a sweetheart.”

“0 for 2, but it's been fun trying. Well ACTUALLY THE ONE GUY WAS A FAT BA2TARD.....FATTER THAN TOWNDAWG EVEN......LYING PIECE O SHlT....

Ok, I'm lying TownDawg is fatter.

;-)”

“Oh and if only that Kansas peach were single........ *sigh*

lol :-)”

“Lizzy, have we been posting on different threads, lately? Haven't seen you around.
Anyway, I'm glad you are not hooking up with the men you are describing.”

“2HOT4U

Let's break it down. maybe she meant?
2
Heavily
Overweight
To
4ork
U”

“There must be a lot of insane men out there not to have latched on to that Iowa tomato.”

“HEY YOU STILL DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION: AREN'T YOU MARRIED?? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ONLINE ROMANCE??!!!

LOLOL!!!!!”

“The Biz is breakin' it down! Baronness Von Biz. The Bizness. The Biz with the Fizz.”

“Did your wife leave you when you lost your job?”

“Biz = BBW?”

“You people are the cruelest people I have ever known. In the last few hours.”

“TownDawg = BBM”

“nope, BBW is not me

One of my guy friends met a chickee online. She described herself as 'slender.' He made this face with his cheeks all puffed out and said 'YA, she was a SLENDER 180!' I'd hate to see what she looked like before!

lol. Then there's the guys who think all women weigh 107.”

“This is cruel, so don't read it, TD.
TD = BFA?”

“I have two sisters who met their husbands via the internet-and so far so good. There might be something to this E-Dating. Is it so different than what people were doing via letters not so long ago. Just thinking...”

“LOL Biz.... you almost are as ornery as I am.”

“I am fat.

towndawg is an #&%!$.
A fat #&%!$.”

“your too kind, delusional, but too kind. I not be a fat ba$tard, I'm a thin one.”

“Third Rate Romance
Low-rent Rendezvous”

“wow.. somebody didn't read the disclaimer.. heh.. stirred up a hornet's nest.

:)

oh well.. go hiking with me sometime.. and you can talk about my fatt butt all the way up the mountain.”

“Holy Mackerel and Cheese Batman!”

“after the hangovers over,
after you married the dame,
after the hangovers over,
and you cant remember her name,

Boy ya gone and got married,
and now she aint worth a dime,
well take my advice, get some bourbon and ice,
and just keep her drunk all the time.”

“So I said to her:
If I could be with you tonight I`d kiss away your sarrow and hold you near my dear and press my lips to your lips, softly I would kiss you and taste the sweetness of your lips, harder and deeper my kisses you become and we would know the hunger in eachothers love embrace, us blown away by it all and our hearts would race and pound out loud like drums beating under the night`s sky, with stars winking and blinking over head, we would be lost in our own world and my lips would then find your throat and neck, your shoulder.

And she said:
yes,..Yes,..YES, YESSSSSS!!!

Gotta love a net woman that can talk like that:)”

“Type A+. Need a transfusion?”

“I have wondered, if the perspective a person has for thier online romance is their own image of the person. And when they actually met them. How much different they were compared to what their mind had perceived.

One thing is for sure. Sex in that relationship would be about as safe as sex could be. LOL”

“So, this guy and his wife were driving down a country road one Sunday, and he sees a sign that says 'cow for sale, $5000.00'. The guy thinks to himself,'There's no way any cow is worth $5000.00'. So he pulls off the road and goes up to the farmhouse and tells the farmer that he wants to see this cow. He tells the farmer,'You're out of your mind to think you can sell this cow for $5000.00'. The farmer looks at the guy and says, 'Oh yeah, check this out'. The farmer lifts up the cow's tail to reveal a pu$$y just like a woman's. The guy goes back to his car, tears in his eyes. His wife asks him what is the matter? He says, 'This farmer has a cow with a pu$$y just like a woman's and it's worth $5000.00. You have a pu$$y just like a cow's, and you ain't worth #&%!$!'











Yeah, I know I am gonna take some heat from the ladies over this one, but I think it's a cute joke. Just for the record, ladies, I think you are all goddesses.”

“werent certain deities noted for sneaking around in animal form?”

“wow.”

“Anybody got the hot dogs? Marshmallows? I think I see some good sticks over there, I'm gonna go cut me one....”

“68 young Iranians arrested for Internet dating
Agence France-Presse
Tehran, March 3

Sixty-eight young Iranian men and women have been rounded up by an Islamic militia and accused of using the Internet to arrange illicit sexual encounters, the official IRNA news agency said on Sunday.

"Some people were using an Internet site to allow girls and boys to talk and arrange meetings in a place in north Tehran where they had illegal relations," said General Ahmad Rouzbehani, a commander of the Basij militia.

"All these people were arrested during one operation," added the general, whose men are the ideological police of the Islamic regime.

It is the first time that the Iranian authorities have announced an operation against Internet users.

Police and volunteer militias such as the Basij regularly mount raids on mixed parties to enforce Iran's strict morality laws.

Around three per cent of Tehran's residents have Internet access, according to official figures.

Hindustan Times”

“what do you mean "three per cent" ??????”

“I didn't write it!”

“In Iran, if you make "per cent" one word, they chop off your head and feed it to the goats.”

“3%”

“it's an english style thing - I was always taught to write per cent in long hand”

“I mean I know they're french an all but it's obviously just the style they're using”