My Left Foot

“just gnaw that little black nub off and suck the pus out... THEN pour alcohol on it and sear it with a hot iron.”

“Sid, that is sooo macho. Do it, Violin.”

“it's the only way to live, man!”

“Amputation is a good idea, as long as they throw away the top half and keep the toe for "science".”

“The mystery has been solved. This close-up clearly shows what the black dot in the middle of the sore was all about. I guess it's pretty bad news. I suppose I should have gone to a doctor early.

Disclaimer: I have chosen to post this as a link rather than an image so that you can choose whether or not you want to view this rather shocking image.”

“ROFLMAO,,,”

“Violin, that is even more disgusting than I thought.

Parasites like that REALLY need to be dealt with aggressively, before they spread and cause even more misery.”

“hmm...i'm starting to suspect that you're pulling my leg...”

“No Lyra, this is the foot thread. He's pulling your foot.”

“Now we know where Osama bin Hidin!”

“aargh. pull this!”

“Okay. ((Yank)) Now what?”

“umm...now, get in the kitchen and bake me some pie! but wash your hands first.”

“Take a lighter to it!”

“turn it into a suicide sore.....

strap a M-80 to your toe and set it off...

that should take care of that black dot”

“.... we are gathered here today to say our final farewells to "left foot. . . . ."”

“maybe we should see how long it'll keep in a "sterilized" plastic bag! woooo hooooo!! party on, man.”

“Yeah! Shrink wrap the sucker!”

“Oh…

In case you ever see that again, it was supposed to be a really bad case of athlete’s foot. I didn’t think you’d believe the gangrene images.

I wanted to use Rosey Greer’s head like from that B movie where he is one head on the two-headed man but I couldn’t find a pic.”

“Ya mean like this?

”

“Here's an even better one!

”

“Oh... it's Grier! That would have helped.”

“Fortunately for Ezekiel Rubottom, there’s no law against keeping your severed foot in a bucket on the front porch.

Rubottom, a 21-year-old Lawrence resident, ex-pressed relief Monday after police gave him back his left foot, which he began storing in a five-gallon bucket of formaldehyde on the porch at 627 Conn. after it was amputated three weeks ago. Police seized the foot Saturday, thinking it could have been evidence of a crime, but returned it after verifying Rubottom was the rightful owner.

“It’s cool. It’s all good,” Rubottom said. “Now I’ve got my foot back. That’s all I wanted.”
continued...”

“Hmmmmm...if this po', unfortunate soul thinks that foot is gonna be a chick magnet,he may be "sorely" disappointed.

Btw, clubfoot, when treated in infancy by the Podesti method (NONsurgical), foot can returned to full function.”

“Ahem”

“LOL, the Vileman is such a sore loser.”

“Sorry. I'm just not as accustomed to losing as you are Stovie.”

“AHEM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL”

“Excellent police work.....according to BOTH THREADS, the cops had to VERIFY that the guy with his foot missing actually owned the foot he was keeping in the bucket.

I wonder how long it'll take before that thing ends up in some Wendy's chili?”

“Beetboy is more so...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL”

“Pretty soon since he's already cut a couple of toes off.”

“What a prophetic thread. Warning! Don't scroll down if you have a weak stomach!
























































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“The plaid pj's are sickening, but at least the bandage sort of matches.”

“What is it with you and that foot?   I thought you guys called a truce a while back.”

“what in the world? is that Your foot Violin?”

“Yeah - I had surgery yesterday to fuse an arthritic joint. I'll be home for the next 6 weeks. Percoset anyone?”

“Ouch! Are ya able to work from home at least? Six weeks...OK gang I'm putting $10 down on the square for the 23rd day when his wife gets tired of him and kills him in his sleep. LOL!”

“I'll take the 15th when someone bumps into his foot and he goes postal.

Violin might be the first prison b!tch with fused bones in his left foot.”

“Seriously, your jammies....

someone needs to send you a pajamagram.

Hope you heal up quickly.
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“Yeah - I had surgery yesterday to fuse an arthritic joint. I'll be home for the next 6 weeks. Percoset anyone?”
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I'm not so sure they sewed that thing back up V. :) 6 weeks will pass quicker than ya think...good luck!”

“She's not waiting for me to fall asleep Nigal - she's been leaving banana peels at the top of the steps.

No work from home, but I'm planning on learning a few computer skills that will help when I can go back.”

“Yeah GNM- I freaked when I saw all the blood last night - I figured that I'd popped a few stitches but the doctor says its normal.

I'd hate to see a problem!”

“it's just seeping. It's normal.”

“Yeah, looks pretty normal. Amazing how fast the smell can kick up though.

Hope it heals well and quickly.”

“Its official. I am now bionic.

”

“Can you jump higher with the left foot?”

“Jump?!!

OUCH!”

“Dang. Well, it was kinda fun imagining you taking one big bounding step, then a normal step, down the trail. Sorry you don't have any super powers.”