Who won the contest?

“newgirl or the guy with the hangover? An inquiring world awaits the result!”

“I posted on the other thread. He won. I suck. I tried really hard though. The texas toast was too much. He is just huge.”

“Newgirl vs. Tiny from the Lumberyard!
Face off over steaks and Texas toast at Friday lunch!
Who says it's boring in small town Montana?!!”

“...is why this wasn't a webcast event?”

“Newgirl, two words:

Castor oil.

(if you have to ask, you'll never know)”

“Castor oil. Disgusting. Aero, it certainly made things exciting for minute though.”

“Castor oil, raw eggs, and blueberry pie?”

“"Yelling in Technicolor"
-lyra”

“You guys are making me ill.”

“The technicolor yawn.

Making the ground fertile...”

“Couldn't be you et too much?”

“Oh that's right! It's yawning!”

“I ate quite a bit. I'm not going to need more for awhile.”

“Dookie dog barking yet?”

“Just remember, it's not whether you win or lose but how you play the game that counts. Burp!”

“The dookie dog? Sheesh.”

“The big black dog that barks at your back door?”

“Hey, at least I didn't say "press some a$$ pasta".”

“If you're trying to make her sick, just post that pix of Violin's foot. That would do it.”

“Oh come on guys, quit trying to get newgie to spew....hate for a good steak dinner to go to waste...”

“What happened to the slow work thread? Did you guys post something awful on there?”

“No, I posted to it, which is apparently often just enough to kill a thread.”

“What happened to it Bit?”

“I still see it, newgie..104 messages...”

“Weird. It isn't on my screen.”

“Here's a link”

“Race in Heels Trips Man on Workers Comp

HARTFORD, Conn. — Prosecutors say a video shows a Connecticut correction officer running a 40-yard-dash in women's clothing and high heels - at a time he had claimed he was too injured to work.

Garrett A. Dalton of Naugatuck has been charged with workers compensation fraud. He's accused of taking part in a radio station's contest for Hannah Montana concert tickets last year. Not only did he have to dress in drag but he had to carry an egg on a spoon.

Authorities were alerted after someone saw Dalton in a TV news report. Prosecutors say the 41-year-old collected more than $5,000 in workers' compensation after he reported a work-related injury in June.

Court documents do not list an attorney for Dalton, and his phone number is unlisted. And no, he didn't win the contest.
last edited: 3/25/08 6:58:43 PM”

“Tsk tsk tsk..... and he didn't even win his Hannah Montana tickets!     LMAO”