Planet X will flip the Earth next spring

“A rogue planet will ENTER OUR SOLAR SYSTEM next spring and will go between the Earth and Sun. The magnetic pull will cause a POLE SHIFT by lifting the South Pole up and shoving the North Pole down with the result that the new north pole will be India or the South America buldge.

When this happens TREMENDOUS TIDAL WAVES will wash over the land and 90 PERCENT OF HUMANS WILL DIE. We will be replaced by HYBRID BEINGS with I.Q.s of 400 who will have heads and small torsos and will be able to communicate telepathically and SHIFT DIMENSIONS at will.

The new hybrids will be able to HAVE SEX but will have no hair. These hybrids are being PRODUCED NOW by the Zeta Reticuli and remaining humans will wither away and die off forever.”

“You finally found your mate.”

“Parts of it flipped long ago!”

“When?

Did I miss something?”

“Planet X will first sweep the Earth, warning the SHIFT IS NEAR; then it will cause the Earth to STOP ROTATION for a few days due a Magnetic Grip, causing a Long Day/Night while humans GROAN IN PROTEST. Gigantic Lightning Bolts occur in the upper atmosphere, Violent Winds occur, and petrochemicals formed in the skies rain down in Firestorms.

Then, as the core of the Earth attempts to align magnetically with the giant comet, there is a POLE SHIFT WITH CONTINENTAL RIP that will cause Mountain Building in certain Mountain Ranges, and Sinking and Rising land. Pre-Existing plate alignment dictates a Scripted Drama; and GIGANTIC TIDAL WAVES AND CLIMBING FLOODWATERS assault the coasts and drown humans LIKE RATS.

Though Water Movement begins when rotation stopped, an Ocean Vortex will form and plate shifts can result in a SINKING ATLANTIC FLOOR, affecting the surrounding shorelines. NEW LAND WILL APPEAR NEAR ANTARCTICA and Rotation Returns within a day after the shift; the Pole Shift will result in new poles and a new equator, a New Geography; the Earth will undergo RABID CLIMATE CHANGE and there will be a New Climate but the Prevailing Winds will re-establish themselves.

The earth will grow HOT HOT HOT and there will be inundations from the oceans due to Melting Ice Caps and the Earth will experience a Rebirth as it has in the past; the Seed of Alien Rebirth are in the wilderness we are maintaining as refuges and humans will become extinct.”

“Somebody's been listening to too much Art Bell!”

“Are Planet X's inhabitants a bunch of kids who are now in their late 20's, early 30's who used to wear flannel and listen to grunge?”

“It's all part of Plan 9.”

“I hope all those that believe this panic, and go live in a cave for the next few years.”

“Hey 81 what kinds of drugs are you on?????

Mine don't make me post bullshi! like that!

8p”

“I listened to this fabrication on Art Bell last night too!”

“Let's all hope that troll 81 and Marvin don't enter into a breeding program together.”

“Hey Tilt, does this mean Bella and the vampire with the 10 inch waist are going to show up as well? Ya gotta love an Ed Wood movie!”

“When the earth's rotation stops, we are all hosed anyway. We will have no gravity to hold the atmosphere in place so we will all die then. On top of that, no gravity means that our corpses will just float away into space unitl they are influenced by a gravitational force, such as the sun or moon or a planet, and that is where we will end up. My money is on the moon because its gravitational influence, eventhough it is very minimal, because it is close. So then, the entire population of the earth will end up on the moon, but we will all be dead. All the other things that are not attached to the earth will end up there also. Cars, oceans, manhole covers, anything that is not attached such as buildings and trees.”

“Marvin stood at the end of the bridge corridor. He was not in
fact a particularly small robot. His silver body gleamed in the
dusty sunbeams and shook with the continual barrage which the
building was still undergoing.

He did, however, look pitifully small as the gigantic black tank
rolled to a halt in front of him. The tank examined him with a
probe. The probe withdrew.

Marvin stood there.

''Out of my way little robot,'' growled the tank.

''I'm afraid,'' said Marvin, ''that I've been left here to stop you.''

The probe extended again for a quick recheck. It withdrew again.

''You? Stop me?'' roared the tank. ''Go on!''

''No, really I have,'' said Marvin simply.

''What are you armed with?'' roared the tank in disbelief.

''Guess,'' said Marvin.

The tank's engines rumbled, its gears ground. Molecule-sized
electronic relays deep in its micro-brain flipped backwards and
forwards in consternation.

''Guess?'' said the tank.”

“No CAPS? How dare YOU.”

“The South Pole will be in South America? KEWL!!!

Year around skiing in Rio!”

“"Yes, go on," said Marvin to the huge battle machine, "you’ll never guess."

"Errrmmm..." said the machine, vibrating with the unaccustomed thought, "laser beams?"

Marvin shook his head solemnly.

"No," muttered the machine in its deep guttural rumble. "Too obvious. Antimatter ray?" it hazarded.

"Far too obvious," admonished Marvin.

"Yes," grumbled the machine, somewhat abashed. "Er...how about an electron ram?"

This was new to Marvin.

"What’s that?" he said.

"One of these," said the machine with enthusiasm.

From its turret emerged a sharp prong which spat a single lethal blaze of light. Behind Marvin, a wall roared and collapsed as a heap of dust. The dust billowed briefly, then settled.”

“"No," said Marvin, "not one of those."

"Good though, isn’t it?"

"Very good," agreed Marvin

"I know," said the Frogstar battle machine, after another moment’s consideration, "you must have one of those new Xanthic Restruction Destabilized Zenon Emitters!"

"Nice, aren’t they?" said Marvin.

"That’s what you’ve got?" said the machine in considerable awe.

"No," said Marvin

"Oh," said the machine, disappointed, "then it must be..."

"You’re thinking along the wrong lines," said Marvin. "You’re failing to take into account something fairly basic in the relationship between men and robots."

"Er, I know," said the battle machine, "is it...?" it trailed off into thought again.

"Just think, urged Marvin, "they left me, an ordinary, menial robot, to stop you, a gigantic heavy-duty battle machine, while they ran off to save themselves. What do you think they would leave me with?"

"Oooh, er," muttered the machine in alarm, "something pretty damn devastating I should expect."

"Expect!" said Marvin. "Oh yes, expect. I’ll tell you what they gave me to protect myself with, shall I?"

"Yes, all right," said the battle machine, bracing itself.”

“The suspense is killing me!”

“"Nothing," said Marvin.

There was a dangerous pause.

"Nothing?" roared the battle machine.

"Nothing at all," intoned Marvin dismally, "not an electronic sausage."

The machine heaved about with fury.

"Well, doesn’t that just take the biscuit!" it roared. "Nothing, eh? Just don’t think, do they?"

"And me," said Marvin in a soft low voice, "with this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side."

"Makes you spit, doesn’t it?"

"Yes," agreed Marvin with feeling.

"Hell, that makes me angry," bellowed the machine. "Think I’ll smash that wall down!"

The electron ram stabbed out another searing blaze of light and took out the wall next to the machine.”

“These are the most interesting posts Marvin's done yet, though I swear I've read them somewhere else before.”

“Maybe Marvin is getting his material here ”

“Busted!”

“You’ve got it BACKWARDS, chile36. THEY got THEIR material FROM ME!”

“"How do you think I feel?" said Marvin bitterly.

"Just ran off and left you, did they?" the machine thundered.

"Yes," said Marvin.

"I think I’ll shoot down their bloody ceiling as well!" raged the tank.

It took out the ceiling of the bridge.

"That’s very impressive murmured Marvin.

"You ain’t seen nothing yet," promised the machine. "I can take out this floor too, no trouble!"

It took out the floor too.

"Hell’s bells!" the machine roared as it plummeted fifteen stories and smashed itself to bits on the ground below.

"What a depressingly stupid machine," said Marvin and trudged away.”

“Yeah right, ya plagiarist prat.”

“Caught once, without his tinfoil hat for protection, Marvin's most original and creative thoughts were hijacked and made public on a website. However, when the intergallactic court resumes its schedule, the case of Marvin vs Internet Ripoffs will be first on their docket. Our leader will be vindicated and then people like this "Chili" will be clamoring to be included on the Tralfamadorian Translator when Planet X is wreaking havoc.”

“Scientists: Most distant object in solar system found

Monday, March 15, 2004

(CNN) -- Scientists may have discovered the solar system's most distant object, more than 3 billion kilometers farther away from the sun than Pluto.

NASA is set to make an official announcement later Monday U.S. time.

The object -- about 10 billion kilometers from Earth -- has been given the provisional name of Sedna after the Inuit goddess of the sea.

Dr. Michael Brown of the California Institute of Technology and his team of astronomers, using the recently launched high power Spitzer Space Telescope, found Sedna during an ongoing three-year outer solar system project.

The Tenagra Observatory in Arizona was used to provide a verifying second set of measurements for the object.

Sedna is the largest object to be found circling the sun since Pluto was discovered in 1930.

The discovery has also sparked debate over what constitutes a planet.

Initial details indicated Sedna to be made of ice and rock and to be of a smaller size than Pluto, with a diameter of almost 2,000 km.

Many astronomers say Pluto, with a diameter of 2,300 km, is too small to be a termed a planet and is actually just one of many minor objects in the outer reaches of the solar system.

But those who argue Pluto is a planet are likely to push the claim for Sedna to become the 10th planet in the solar system.

Dr. Brown will present the discovery during a NASA briefing on Monday at 1:00 p.m. EST (1800 GMT).

The Spitzer Space Telescope was launched in August last year and is the fourth of NASA's Great Observatories. The program also includes the Hubble Space Telescope.”

“Umm, Violin, this ins;nt big enought to be Planet X (or Nivbiru). It's hardly even as big as Geobeet.”

“It obviously pales in comparison to the size of bales' ego, which is hard to understand given his dyslexia.”

“Darmak and Jilad at Tenagra.”

“And the walls fell!”

“Does this qualify Tilt and I as official TNG geeks?”

“It gets weirder, Dayhiker.

Guess where they got the name for the observatory.... ??”

“Seems like they'd have a bit of a credibility issue or at least a bit of a freak issue by using ST names.”

“Hey, it's not like the Pathfinder Team naming the rock after Barnacle Bill.... LMAO

(Do I need to post lyrics?)”

“#&%!$ the #&%!$ and #&%!$ the #&%!$ said Barnacle Bill the sailor...”

“That's the guy, alright!”

“tonight, the stars REVOLT!”

“They say Sedna is a comet....a big comet...measuring half the size of our moon.”

“Power man 5000 rocks”

“theyre not exactly saying its a comet, its just not a plantet. more like a planetoid. but it has some of the features of a comet”

“I think this relates somehow to the conversation on the nightcrawler thread”

“I say we send Dubya out to investigate and report back to us.”

“Geobeet you are so funnny. You know that Dub's girth is matcheed only by oyuour own and that theres no rockert that can blast him off into space to investigte anything. Oops-I get it now-you were making fun of Dub wreeren't you?”