Inspirational Quote

“Arky, I heard that "mule kick" line from Fritz Hollings on the floor of the US Senate.”

“Tilt,

I don't know what Math newsletter you're refering too, but that came off a calendar of quotes on my desk at work. I must have the abridged version..LOL

"If you ain't the lead dog, the view is always the same!"

Tex”

“Shut the holy hell up and eat your beans or I'll beat you to a bloody effin' pulp.

- My great-granny”

“Everything is beautiful
In its own way...

Ray Stevens?”

“Act as if it were impossible to fail. - Dorothy Broude”

“Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter
cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary
prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.
- Albert Einstein”

“One's life has value as long as one attributes value to the life of others, by
means of love, friendship, indignation and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir”

“"I'd rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth."

--Steve McQueen”

“"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. "
- Samuel Palmer”

“"yeah, trolls suck."

-Violin”

“Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back, always
ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation) there is one
elementary truth, the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid
plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves
too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have
occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one's
favor all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance,
which no one could have dreamed would have come their way. I have learned a
deep respect for Goethe's couplets: "Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin
it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it." - W.H. Murray, "The Scottish
Himalayan Expedition"”

“It seems a pity, but I do not think I can write anymore. For God's sake, look after our people.


- Robert Falcon Scott”

“Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp. Or what's a heaven for? - Robert
Browning”

“I fear the monkey in your soul.

- Steely Dan”

“"Damn! Sure is cold!"

- R.F. Scott”

“Damn ponies! Whose idea was that?

- R.F. Scott”

“To finish the moment, to find the journey’s end in every step of the road, to live the greatest number of good hours, is wisdom.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson”

“"Sled dogs? We don't need no steeenking sled dogs!"

- R.F. Scott”

“"And let not the sands of time get in your lunch."


from Deteriorata
"National Lampoon Radio Dinner" (1972)
Blue Thumb Records
Lyrics by Tony Hendra”

“"I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning."
- George W. Bush”

“"I think that there was an image they painted on me that was an unfair image."
- George W. Bush”

“"On principle, there ought to be a limit to how much the federal government can take of anybody's hardworking hard work, of hardworking money."
- George W. Bush”

“"We have got people who perform common, common acts of commonplace miracles - commonplace acts of miracle - every day."
- George W. Bush”

“"We want to promote families in America. Families is where our nation takes hope, where wings take dream. Families is how we pass values from one generation to the next."
- George W. Bush”

“"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."
- George W. Bush”

“"I will say to countries in the Middle East, don't you dare hold us hostile."
- George W. Bush”

“"There are some moments when I've just been fortunate to have made it through the day without making a mistake or something."
- George W. Bush”

“"We ought to make the pie higher."
- George W. Bush”

“"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
- George W. Bush”

“he is the wind beneath my wings.”

“"Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss's) 'Hop on Pop.'" —George W. Bush”

“Aero, that quote is f***ing hilarious stuff! Crazy!”

“Simplicity of character is no hindrance to the subtlety of intellect.
- John Morley”

“"Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while care will drop off like Autumn leaves."

-John Muir”

“"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."
— George W. Bush,”

“"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce."
— George W. Bush”

“"But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe."
— George W. Bush”

“"We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end."
— George W. Bush”

“There are powers inside of you which, if you could discover and use, would make
of you everything you ever dream or imagined you could become. - Orson Swett
Marden”

“"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."
— George W. Bush”

“"Monkey see, monkey do, MONKEY WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!"

- Henry Rollins, "Another Life"”

“"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." —George W. Bush”

“"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." —George W. Bush”

“This thread is making my day much more humorous! Bush is a freak!”

“George W. Bush is not the kind of president who will thwart an attack on America when presented with sketchy warnings. I wouldn't expect Goober from "The Andy Griffith Show" to foil an international plot, either.
- The Angry Liberal”

““To be able to choose the line of greatest advantage instead of yielding in the path of least resistance is the true essence of freedom.”

-George Bernard Shaw”

“"When you come to the fork in the road, you should always take it."

-Yogi Berra”

“Our differences are very similar.

- Yogi Berras son”

“Too deep for my shallow mind.

Mork from Ork”