Inspirational Quote

“"What a maroon"

-Bugs Bunny”

“Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a "shell" if you will. But my shell isn't made out of a hard, protective substance. Mine is made out of tinfoil and paper bags.

--Jack Handey”

“Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

--Jack Handey”

“"I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam."

- Popeye the Sailor Man”

“he who has stolen from me will DIE!!”

“Instant karma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you right on the head”

“No individual can arrive at the threshold of his potentialities without the
culture in which he participates. Conversely, no civilization has in it any
element which, in the last analysis, is not the contribution of an individual.
- Ruth Benedict”

“The only freedom which deserves the name is that of pursuing our own good, in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. -- John Stuart Mill”

“I heard this today

"if you see a drowning man, hand him a beer"

ok who said it cause I love that quote”

“You just did!”

“hahah no not me. i heard it on the radio”