Ways to Clear a Campsite

“Answer all their questions starting with the phrase, "In accordance by her Majesty the Queen of England...."”

“let one rip”

“"Act very crazy and tell them that you are from another world and if you do not leave you will eat them!"

What if their response is "YES, PLEASE!"”

“I guess then you save the freeze-dried yummies for another night. What the heck, it'll keep!”

“get naked, and scream that you are the love child of bee arthur,and ralph nader,,,,,,,,,”

“lol!!!”

“Introduce yourself as Chip Leonard and start demanding in a real loud voice to know their credentials.”

“Prove to them you have diarrhea by squating on the edge of the campsite. j/k”

“Say you have a satellite connection to 'TT'. No not that,even the trees will leave.”

“Walk directly up to them and say that your packweight without food, fuel and water is just under 8.5 pounds. Then chuckle, roll your eyes and say "but obviously that's just my Summer gear."”

“Put one hose from your pur hiker in your water bladder and slip the other down the back of your shorts and start singing "Cotton-eyed Joe" while pumping to the beat.”

“I'm not so sure how to clear out a hikers camp, but for a hunting camp, you walk in and start talking loudly about the "sound shots" you go off today. They all want to go home after that.”

“NoNoNoNoNo. You clear out a hunting camp by blithely announcing they're having a sale on Vienna sausage in (the nearest town)!”