December 7, 2002

“Write a dang check for 20 bucks and send it in. I'm not sure I can go, but I can sure part with 20 bucks to make sure Y'all HAVE a place to party, just in case.

Y'all waste lots more than that on gear every year, so dig deep ya cheap chickens!!

Prowler - you sound like you have a leetle, teeny weeny 'TUDE going..

Maybe ya just need a good ol romp in the hay? Git yo missus and go at it..it'll improve your disposition for sure.

Tex”

“you liked your funny post so much, you wanted it up twice. All I wanna know is that the address is correct and how much...is that tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much to ask for????????

someone just respond...HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...is there anybody in there, just knock if you can hear me.”

“Yes, that's it.”

“Either read the "I need your help" thread or trust me, it's 15 bucks and the addy is correct. Now will you please stop whining!!! LOL”

“i can feel his pain..sometimes events and trip info get scattered across 3-4 threads, and burried under comments like mine. Bear with us...and pass it to the left”

“TD please bill me!!!!!!






hehe”

“Stikmon: Sorry for the confusion. A little history, in case you don't know. ALL my email addresses are lost with the laptop I left behind when I stop working for the AUTOMOTIVE giants.

I did answer you, several times. heh... but hey.. life goes on, you know.

You could have called me, emailed me.. shoot you only live like an hour or so away, you could have driven to my house!..

:)

Are we straight now?.. LOL.. *smiles*.. It's gonna be ok boy.”

“and the toll free number?.. in case you guys forgot.. I PAY for all those calls.

:)..”

“Prowler - you sound like you have a leetle, teeny weeny 'TUDE going..


TX Im going to smack you with my teenie weenie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!stand clear!!!

is that ALL women care about!!!shhh!”

“Prowler's a weenie.. Prowler's a weanie!!.. :) :) nayaa nayaa..”

“no I have a little weenie!!!! tx knows ask her!!!!”

“they make pumps to enlarge your weenie.

I think we should all put money in a pot and buy Prowler a weenie pump for christmas. We can give it to him on the cookout. With today's level of penial enhancments...no one should have to suffer with a teeny weenie.

TD...the check is in the mail...I'm still campin in the woods. I only like to hear myself snore. oh yeah...are dogs permitted?”

“Ah-hem, gotta love those double posts!

Now who said anything about a teeny weenie? Surely, not I? The epitome of Texas propriety?

I believe I was referring to a 'TUDE, as in attitude..

Now, how that got miscontrued as a teeny weenie, well, only Prowler knows for sure. And, Prowler, I don't know about a teeny weenie, because I was not peeking!!

And guys, please for the last time, size doesn't matter..it's the whole package that counts, not just what's packaged in your pants.

So, quit yer whinin' already - Geeze, Louise!

Tex”

“weenieeeeeeeeeee...whats the difference...........Oooooooooooooh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weenie, that is what I really want to beeeeeeeeee. And If I was an Oscar Meyer weeeeeeeeenieeeeeeee, all the kids would be in love with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

ROFLMAO....hahahahahahaha”

“Not sure about dogs.. but I THINK so.. will find out for sure.. k?

Can your dog cook?”

“Whining ?? Whos whining?? TX, I shurly only suggested!

Stikmon I heard those pumps can burst your blood vessels in you weenie and could lead to limpy!!!!

Ouch!!!”

“then you batter take a pass, wouldn';t want you to upset your weenie cart on the home front...get divorced and you too can move to Bumfuk Missouri.

Thanks TD, your check goes out today...”

“I am cancelling all reseervations for this trip!

Since none of you low lifes can fork up a few bucks!!”

“I am sending out all refunds today to whom has paid. Expect your checks by Monday. Sorry to all!”

“I have just spoke with some sponsors that are willing to take up the bill. My thanks is greatly appriciated and we will continue the trip. Sorry for the confusion!”

“hey! you had me going there for a minute...i thought you were really mad! actually, first i thought maybe someone stole your password, then i thought maybe you were drunk. but then i realized you're probably one of those old-fashioned guys who still thinks beer is only for breakfast, and here it is lunchtime, so that one was out...”

“Wadda ya mean none of us?”

“and they call me harsh”

“No doubt.”

“wow.. I better change my password right now. I did not make those three posts.”

“Maybe that will fix it. Anyway, changed the password. I didn't see like any spaces or wrong characters in the torll's post tho.

:)

Wow.. Scary. Matt? Did my password get hacked?”

“Really?”

“Mike? Naw.. those three weren't mine. Weird.”

“TD, have you posted from any public computers lately?”

“Wow.. they DID hack my password. I just changed my profile a little also, to see if it was a torll?.. wow.. scary.. both posts -- mine and the torlls, come up with the same profile.. so they DID hack it.

Wow.. scary.

Matt? Help. Trace down the IP address for me, and lets see who this clown is. Hacking passwords is a felony, and punishable, and yes, I will prosecute.”

“TD, sorry I can't make this trip. That is Army Navy game day and I always go to the game with a bunch of vets (both services) that is a bigger bunch of misfits than this board. We rag on each other before the game, the losers congratulate the winners, we eat up the food and drink up the beer and go home friends. Great day!
But it sounds like a wonderful idea and I hope all of you have a great time.”

“Bitpushers idea is more plausable.

If you have logged in on a box that is easily accessable the login info could be cached and reaccessed by someone using it after you.

If you are going to use public boxes be sure to clear the cache.”

“Well like I said, I changed my password, so that should fix that problem.”

“TownDawg = TownDawq

right?



















right. (or pretty close)

TownDawq = TownDawg”

“Glad to hear that you are going. If this year turns out to be anything like last year's event, it will be fantastic x100! Am looking forward to seeing everyone again.”

“Questions...

Is booze allowed at this location, or does it have to be covert?

Do we have to confirm if we are entering the contest by any certain date?

Are there Categories?

Pets Allowed? (might bring a rabbit (lol)...no you can't cook Nibbles!!)

What's the "tax" rate up there?..or will 15 bucks cover it?

I'll send my Check tommorrow, but leave a spot for Miss Opie...She's working extra corners tonight...so she should have enough by next week!

Peace out..and thanks for putting it together!....

Oh...will William Shatner be hosting this version?..”

“NS, there weren't any Qs used.”

“OPIE: ok.. good questions.. but my daughter wants the internet back.. let me get them all answered tomorrow.

In the meanwhile.. THANK YOU everyone.. it is looking more and more realistic that I will have the $500 raised to secure the reservation by the end of this month. THANK you, thank you, and thank you.

:)”

“I think TD has been taken over by an alien plant life. he is now one of the pod people. The TownDawg that we all knew is no more, If I am correct in my theory, he has been eaten by a sticky mucus membraneous substance, and has been replaced.

I believe that we are all being sucked into this event so that the pod people can further their advancment of the eventual overthrow of the world. Their plans are devious. To infiltrated the backpacking community, and eventually into everyday mainstream life. This plan is ingenious since the rest of the common folks look upon us backpackers as a bit odd anyway, the unusual behavior of our replecants will not attract any attention.

So...Pod TownDawg, your plans have been exposed, I suggest you go back to your "people" and tell your superiors that we, the protectors of the planet, will not be taken in, nor will we allow you to proceed with your destructive plans. I'll bet your in cahoots with Exxon/Mobil. Eliminate the "nature people" and your task of sucking our planet's energy resources dry will be made easier...but, by my mother's manible, I say NAY!!!! If no one else will help me, I will stand alone to defend the world and rid our planet of your mucusy presence. I will slay you and turn you into the fungus that you are.

Please fellow TT'ers don't fall victim to this heinous plot, don't let the Pod TownDawg dupe you into becoming the next victim. I fear for you all. Protect yourselves, I can only do so much, I need your help...send me $20.00 each so that I can continue to wage my war with the Pod TownDawg and his malicious, feindish fellows. The fate of America and the free world, not to mention the forests are in your hands.

Thank you and have a lovely day.”

“that was a pretty good little rant, stikmon”

“TD you might check to see if MR Shatner's availible.... then again Id settle for his daughter. You could tell them we are having rabbit for dinner :P

www.paleofood.com/game.htm”

“I just may not clash with my other more intilectual persionality!

One time Im thinking maybee I hacked my own password when I was incoherant or maybee I just plain forgot!”

“I will be the supplier on this trip, plunty of booze and of course roudy brads!”

“/me knows what stikmon would do with a buncha 20 dollar bills.”

“TownDawg, I think you may want to examine your internet security. I think you're being pranked.”

“Isn't TD's son back from his excellent adventure?”

“I really do need the $20.00. There is a dude down the street and he has some KILLER pod destroying herbs. One puff and you are able to withstand the powers of the Pod People...Pod TownDawg...your days are numbered, soon you will be sent back to your primordial subcrusteacous slime. I will huff, and I will PUFF, then probably pass out...and you will dissappear...hehehe”

“So...what's the plan going to be for the outing? Are we going to camp somewhere in Big South Fork?”

“at the Cabins he says!

but I may stay on the ground outside!”

“I'm with you in the woods...Don't want to partake of no odiferous aromas eminating from any body parts.

Do I get extra points when I use $10.00 words?

Has anyone else sent in the money...who the heck is Chris Fox? Maybe this is another trick of the hackers...I need to be assured that the money is actually going to go to Town Dawg...I'm not kidding...This is not a joke on my part. TD do you still have my number, call me. I called the 1-888 number for Chris Fox and got a message machine, I left a return number. Prowler, do you know how to get ahold of TD directly? If so, call me with a number, thanks.”