December 7, 2002

“Can't wait...I am sharpening my henkles and polishing my wok.

What's the word on Doggies...Khatru is hoping that BacPac will show up. Khatru is hoping to hump his leg a bit.

Who all is on the list of attendees...update please.

Would you like one of my hiking sticks for a prize or auction or something...I can engrave TC2 on it easily enough. I will donate a couple of less expensive models if you would desire. nothing fancy, but still nice.”

“I vote we cancel if Khatru can't go- They let horses in. Can't see why canines won't be allowed.
The lodge is in a Nat. Rec. Area too.
Perhaps Katibug-who has met Khatru and knows what a fine fellow he is needs a judge.

As prize chairperson, I accept the offer of a Tc2-Stikmon stick as The Best Overall prize- perhaps we can pass it on to next years winner and start a tradition.”

“I and the FAMILY are going!

There isnt nothing like a kid tester!”

“I say Khatru should definitely be there. I also expect a flute lullaby!”

“if you think khatru can hump a leg, wait til you see stikmon in action.
(i know im gonna pay for that one this weekend.)”

“LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL”

“I do need some help spreading the word.. are you sending out email invitations y'all?”

“Yes”

“GOOD NEWS!!!

I have a sponsor donating , possibly crazy creek chairs, nalgene bottles and T shirts!!!!!!

Im given TD all info.!!!”

“Cool, who is it? I might want to patronize them, if possible.”

“SMALL local gear shop!!!

You'll know soon enough!”

“If it's colder than a witch's t!t i'm snuggling with miss opie in one of the cabins....if it's decent outside i have dibs on a flat spot next to stikmon...with all the leg humping i wanna be close to the action.

oh and a dog as judge would be great...might even save katiebugs life...if khatru won't eat it...noone should!!!


And i still think everyone should bring a type of pennant or flag(state, team, or symbolic)It'd be neat to see which states are claimed, which teams are represented.”

“Flag contest is on--Opie is the judge and must bring in 12 prizes-”

“Okay, I just looked at the website for Charit Creek Lodge...am I correct in assuming that "running water in the bathrooms" means that there are flushing toilets there?”

“'cause if it does, I might actually get the wife to come along on this one...”

“No, it means the roof leaks.


It's creative marketing.”

“Hey people, be scared; my MOM is interested in this thing! I can't imagine her walking 2 miles anywhere!”

“she heard about the pudding wrestling, didn't she, treebait?

and speaking of which, just mention that, bitpusher...i don't see how your wife could miss it!”

“Well, even though she's married to me, pudding wrestling is not quite my wife's cup of tea. Who'da thunk it?”

“Maybe if the guys were wrestling...nah, not her thing!

Ooh boy, I just had this image of Towndawg in an underwire bra and, um, panties, wrestling! AGH!”

“AHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!”

“GACK!

I want my money back!”

“Oh the horror, tb. I think I am going to puke.”

“hehehehehe!”

“Oh, the humanity!”

“I wonder if TD himself will notice that comment...!”

“If Mom comes-I'm in for the mud pit-throw grits on-jello-soy protein-We will Wrassle-

Tell Mom not to sing it-Just bring it.....
Btw- we will see about water in the potty-That is the travel agents deal.”

“It would be a big plus for my wife, who is not into squatting in the woods.”

“how old is your mom? I just took my mother on her first tent outing with Josh and Prowler and Kym in Ohio...we all had a blast. If the weather is not too bad and there are flush toilets and your mother goes, maybe I can talk my mother into going...she can pack in the wok.”

“ya bring your moms!!!!!!”

“I'm not bringing my mom.

That's final.”

“!”

“I love to watch regression therapy in action!

LOLOL”

“LOL.. I dont miss them.. just takes me a day or two to catch up sometimes..

As for toilets.. depends on temps.”

“upper end of the 50s though she'll never admit it.”

“stikmon's mother is an extremely pleasant lady and I think she would have a blast at this event

additionally, she is the only "judge" I would trust to resist bribes”

“Admittedly, my mom would be the same. I don't think there's anything at this event someone could bribe my mom with. She's a great cook too, but don't ask her to bake! She lets me do that.”

“I hope she can make it, tb. Between the two of them, they can take over the "judging department"”

“the only thing that might be a hinderance is the 2 mile hike. I might have to strap her onto the 4 wheeler...what is this trail like anyway?”

“What, BRIBES? I am shocked that you all would suggest that I would participate in such a thing as that! I promise to be as objective in judging as I was last year.”

“So katibug, your saying cash only again this year? Cool. I'll be sure and bring green.”

“from Prowler.”

“It seems Bhudda was swayed with promises of malted beverages...

Hey stikmon- There is a horse trail & barn if you know someone with an equine...I read the map as having a short route of .8 miles if that is more Mums speed- I believe it may be a bit steep.

Call the lodge about the stables


Hey Katibug-
NO gas grills permitted right-
big- small or hidden right?”

“I don't know if she'll be able to break away from work at that time of year...holiday season at walmart.

Know one has said anything about the doggie issue...What's the policy??? Khatru wants to know.”

“My map says that pets are allowed if they are on a leash not more than 6'long-

Not that Khatru could be considered
a mere pet-”

“6 foot leash eh?...damn..i gotta go buy more gear for miss opie now
*BSEG**runs off*”

“MO is now a regular on this board...a mistake that you can't undo...so watch yer mouth...we like her way more than your sack packin self.

Joshman...you don;t even know the half of Khatru's recent human development...the stuff of sitcoms...

Hey there will be a new sitcom on abcfamily this fall...it is called "my life is a sitcom". People are encouraged to send in thier home videos to see if their life is truely worthy of having a sitcom developed, based upon their life...funny.

With this good news on the doggie issue...Khatru will be attending and entering his very own secret recepie for "dog Pile stew". The degree of severity will depend on how much poop and dead things he can eat 2 days prior to the event. He is very excited for the prospects of being named "Dog Chef Extraordinaire".”

“Ok...what are the cookoff's categories again?...i just got done cooking the first trial (or maybe trail) run of my recipe outside...the whisperlite didn't do too well with it...too hot...but the esbit cooked it up nicccccccee....me and miss opie are stuffed...we got this one in the bag!!!”

“Um, perhaps this message belonged on the "Sleeping Arrangements" thread...”

“Stuffed...in the bag...yeah, bit, I think you're right, LOL!”