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HMWHC *flash* agendaView MessagesViewing posts 1 to 6 of 6 messages posted.
“The HMWHC has just announced a TOP PRIORITY target: The "soccer mom" All forces on READY ALERT. Suburban patrols dispatched. Pen1ses fully erect, ready to fire on command.” 2:10:09 AM 6/16/02 “At soccer moms??? You gotta be kiddin'! You're either the horniest SOB in the world or your testosterone is highy imbalanced.” 3:22:43 PM 6/16/02 “Gentleman, we are now at Defcon 5, prepare for war.” 6:46:45 PM 6/16/02 “hookers...check kegs...check big screen tv...check hooter's waitresses...check leather recliners...check follow my lead!!! (sid sits in chair, picks up remote, gets a couple of hookers in his lap and tells that hooter's beeeyatch to bring a round of brew.)” 7:11:35 PM 6/16/02 “s i d you clown GET OFF THAT COUCH and WHIP YOURSELF IN SHAPE you fat SLOB you'll be CUT FROM THE SQUAD if you don't slice 50 pounds and get your act together DO YOU HEEEEAR ME BOY!?!!?” 9:06:38 PM 6/16/02 “sooo, you fetchin' another brew is out of the question?” 9:10:01 PM 6/16/02
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