joke

“If electricity comes from Electrons , does Morality come from Morons?”

“Nine out of ten priests who have tried Camels, prefer young boys.”

“The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Racicot,
RNC National Chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects pricks, and gives you a
sense of security while you're getting screwed.”