Free Money!

“Yeah Baby, Yeahahahaha!”

“This thread is like payday!”

“Ok what is this going to lead too?????

8)”

“Opening this thread was just like opening my paycheck. Same result! Nothing! Coinus interruptis!”

“When i Opened this thread a money dispenser appeared at the bottom of my monitor and spit out $10,000, i never thought it'd quit. this is for real, you have to try it to find out.

Pass this thread on to 5,000 other people and you will get similar results, for every person you pass it on to, you will get $1 from the magic money dispenser. If you don't follow these instructions, you will have bad luck in love and your house will burn down, good luck.”

“ummmmmm....Can I have my money back?”

“Jeez, he was right. I didn't send it to somebody in Colorado and their house burned down!”

“Last time I heard about free money was in a geocache. HEY, IT DIDN'T PAN OUT THERE EITHER!!

B@STARDS!! lol”

“Oh I thought it said Free Monkey

never mind”

“Economic stimulus payments will be issued according to the last two-digits of the main filer's Social Security number. People who use direct deposit also will be among the first to receive the payments starting May 2. Paper checks will be put in the mail starting May 16.

DIRECT DEPOSIT

Last two SSN digits: Payment will be transmitted:
00 through 20 May 2
21 through 75 May 9
76 through 99 May 16

PAPER CHECK

Last two SSN digits: Payments will be mailed by:
00 through 09 May 16
10 through 18 May 23
19 through 25
May 30
26 through 38 June 6
39 through 51 June 13
52 through 63 June 20
64 through 75 June 27
76 through 87 July 4
88 through 99 July 11

People who file a return after April 15 will receive their economic stimulus
payment, but probably about two weeks later than the schedule shows. A
return must be filed by October 15 in order to receive a stimulus payment
this year.
last edited: 3/18/08 3:16:21 PM”

“One might expect much more interest in a thread called "Free Money!!"

I'm beginning to think the bloodstream is not properly oxygenated around here..... � flatline on the EEG?”

“Not really. When I see something that says free money, I immediately think SCAM.”

““Not really. When I see something that says free money, I immediately think SCAM.”
lumberzac

Same here but the date of the original post caused me to wonder so I looked...as far as the revelation I saw it on the news probably at the same time as GNM. I will be part of the second DD.”

“UM everyone knows its actually YOUR MONEY that they are letting you have back...Right?”

“Everyone knows if it is a check from the Uncle it is already their money being returned.

I sure wish anarchy worked because I really believe in it.”

“Money for nothing and the wars are free. It's the money you spent at Walmart comming full circle so it can take another lap. Gentlemen start your global warmers.”

“Okay --- humorless Sarge infectees.”

“Hey saleboard I hope you have a wipe when you are comming...or do you use a sock?”

“Thanks GatherNoMoss, the info we had from someone else said we wouldn't be getting anything until August. I like your version (and trust it), much more.”

“You have some Sticky interest Mr.Sticks, have you a place to put it? I wasn't directing that at you , but i'll buy stock in the anarchy.
last edited: 3/19/08 8:16:21 AM”

“And May I be the first representative of Government to say,"Thanks for the interest free loan." (LOL)(”

“woo hoo, May 9th!!!...aught ohh, i just posted online that the last 2 digits of my SSN are between 21 and 75...i hope no one steels my identity”

“Saleeboard...I just can't help myself when I see coming misspelled with two m's...I have been a ash-holist the past couple of days, must be the frigin' rain.”