I want her job!

“Some girl's wear thongs just so they don't have a panty line showing, and dresses and skirts are the worst to show them.”

“"are underwear mandatory?"

That depends on what your definition of "are" is.

Well, the use of "are" in this case is improper if not immoral.

Girls, as is their nature, will shake it and boys, as they are programmed by nature, will try to take it.

As for monkey boys and girls, I reckon it ain't much different.
They are however naked.....no thong, but plenty of dance.”

“Tom T makes a good point about nature, however, the rest of his post was strange. LOL!”

“I freeballed in H.S. Why shouldn't girls be allowed to?”

“I dunno about human girls, but monkey girls don't have balls...”

“Monkey O-
You ought to check out a human girl.......with permission, of course.”

“newgirl-
I am strange.

I was referring to a previous post.

"Awwwwww, there ain't no life noplace....."”

“I didn't think about it much at all in h.s.”

“sometimes i think america's greatest problem is not terrorism, but a complete lack of parenting that is then handed to our school and court systems to provide. it infuriates me. people pop out kids and don't take care of them or discipline them. our public schools bear a tough burden, they have to educate and raise kids. parents need to get their acts together (though i'm sure most on this board are doing a fine job). if you're too busy, too poor, or don't have time to raise your kids properly, DON'T HAVE ANY!!!! what a friggin concept!

we need to take sterilization more seriously. dead beat parent? get him/her sterilized. commit a felony? get sterilized.”

“Undies I mean.”

“Hmmmmm, a slippery slope.

No, not you, newgirl!

I was referring to sterilization.

But the other "thing" can get to be a slippery slope too!
The sloppery-er, or slippery-er the better!”

“Okay, Tom, thanks for the clarification.”

“ok, maybe sterilization is going a little too far, though it could be an option...”

“I think you are on pretty much the right track.”

“Hell, sell sterilization to those most deserving.

If we were to consider the cost of all the problems, it might be cost effective to pay people a nice amount to get sterilized.”

“Very good point Tom.”

“I agree with you jmitch. I went to the hospital yesterday to see a child in my room's mom, who had just had a baby. Their baby was in intensive care and they said everyone else in there had been in intensive care for a long time. The mom told me that the other parents in there were poor and uneducated people that had abused themeselves during pregnancy with drugs or alcohol and therefore had complications with their baby. If you are that uneducated not to take care of yourself, then you sure won't be able to take care of a baby.”

“When my little guy(now 11.5) was in kindergarten I was there a couple of times a week.

After a while I figured out who the fatherless kids were.

Almost any time I got any where near the floor(kneeling or squatting) one of them would climb on my back.

I enjoyed that bit of wrestling but it was a sad revelation.



One of the women whom I work with brings her two granddaughters in now and then.
The kids are about 1.5 and one of the "mothers" just turned 17(I'm sorry, but she's as dumb as a stump).
These little girls are sweet and fascinated with men.
It occured to me that they have little or nothing in the way of men in their lives.
They live with grandma(40-ish) and "dumb-ass" and men are seemingly a novelty.

I'm not trying to judge, only relate my observations.

Parta duh problem?”

“I will say one thing, which you probably already know Tom. Not all single, young moms are dumb. Many are though. Okay, I'll say two things, you probably already know this one too. I think it is very important for kids to have a man around, but sometimes that man (the dad) is "stupider" then the mom. She might be protecting her child.”

“re: sterilization. Do a web search on William Shockley. He is a Nobel prize winner who was basically tarred and feathered for suggesting such...”

“So,does China stand alone in this world, as the 'FREE' people just keep pump'n um out with no reguard to either help or happiness?”

“This is getting depressing. Can we talk about thongs again?”

“uncliff-
Beats the hell out of me.

newgirl-
Yes and yes.....

Quite a few men are useless bastards......look at who runs this world.

Women really do "carry the water" in this world and have been responsible for the survival of the human race.”

“I saw a young woman in the airport the other day who was wearing a thong. She had a pair of skorts on over them, and it was the lack of the aforementioned panty lines (and the tight fit of the skorts) that gave it away. I could just barely make out the line caused by the waistband.

OK, so it's official, I am a leering old geezer.”

“A thong is an "it", not a "them".

How many thongs was this hoochie wearin'?”

“Counting the ones on her feet?”

“See Lee. See Lee Agree. See Lee Agree with . . . .LIPSTICK HIKER.

Lo these many months ago . . .in a discussion regarding BRAS. LH said something to the effect "women who go braless are easy (ier)"


Boy . . was she pummeled into the ground.


I may be old fashioned at age 37 . . but, High school girls wearing thongs is inappropriate.

I will argue to the death the research would demonstrate that HS girls who wear thongs are WAY WAY WAY more likely to be "easy" , that is, sexually active, versus their baggie pantie wearing counterparts.


And Newgirl . . while I like you, and get a kick out of you . . .you proably go a long way towards proving my point. I think it is completely disingenous to pretend that there is nothing immoral or wrong with wearing a thong at 14, 15 16 etc. THERE IS. In our culture girls as young as 14 should not be sexually active.


Having said that . . .I'da punched her too.

Having said that . . .I'd still like to see the video”

“My research proves that wearing a thong is an indication of low promiscuity, if anything.”

“I think you need to increase your sample size, Violin.

Although your wife might have a problem with that...”

“All I know is that if any school official feels that they need to check one of my daughter’s underwear, they better have good health insurance!”

“What next? Will lipstick be banned? High heels forbidden?

Bloomers were considered immoral 150 years ago. 100 years ago, women couldn't show their ankles. When I was in skool, they amended the dress code to permit girls to wear pants (we all joked about taking the mirrors off our shoes).

Isn’t underwear designed not to be seen in the first place? If the girls are dancing in such a way that they are showing their panties, that's a problem regardless of what style they are.”

“I don't want to get to on the defense by assuming what you meant exactly by saying that I probably "go a long way" in proving your point. Can you explain that for me?

Violin, right said, Fred!”

“I think it's safe to assume what lee meant, newgirl. Don't go on the defensive - ATTACK!

(Maybe you could get him to go on Montanapalooza and borrow a titanium ax.)”

“maybe she "was only following orders."”

“Better yet, give her job to the Monkey over on the other thread; I hear he's lookin' for work!”

“Yah, and when I lift skirts, people think it's cute...”

“Perfect! I should go into Human Resources- except you're a monkey. But what the heck, it beats going on welfare.”

“"Head of Monkey Resources" maybe?

Just make sure I've got plenty of bananas and girl monkeys. Without the thongs, please.”

“he..that'd be funny, but my boss already calls me that.”

“"puts hand out for banana"”

“I guess none of you have heard of the maternity thong yet. It really is the latest fashion. Yikes!”

“Yow, treebait...

I gotta ask, is there some benefit to wearing one? Or is it merely stylish?”

“Judging by the catalog photo, it's not stylish at all. It's just butt cheeks hanging out the backside, and lots of spandex in the front.”

“I'll wait for the reply.

Monkey, get back to the other thread and start developing more skills. Biz doesn't seem to want you and you aren't getting much closer to being hired by me either.”

“I can't imagine a pregnant woman adding to the discomfort by wearing one of those things....”

“Thanks newgirl. I was starting to feel pretty pathetic after I realized I 'd spent a good deal of time trying to find a job checking underwear, for a monkey.”

“So far he has convinced me of his typing skills, apart from that, I don't want to bother w/ him.”

“Man, you don't check in for a couple of days and you miss the chance to post on THIS thread!?!? I won't let it happen again, as mine is the opinion that counts on this site.”

“Oh come on, newgirl, please?



Ain't I cute?”

“watch it newgirl, he just wants to look up your skirt!”