AMAZING REVELATION!!!

“It is virtually GUARANTEED that EVERY ASPECT of your PRESENT DAY REALITY will be INDELIBLY TRANSFORMED after reading this.”

“You're right, I just passed gas.”

“Get READY for the ride OF YOUR life!”

“Okay, I'm waiting. So far . . . nothing.”

“EXCUSE ME if I CONFUSE YOU at times, as I TEND TO SHIFT from speaking from my higher self, or ASTRAL BODY, to speaking from my current physical incarnation as a near human. Sometimes it's not easy for me to STAY FOCUSED FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME, and I have MUCH TO SHOW YOU in very little time.”

“Dang! There's 30 seconds of my life I will never get back.”

“Marvin, are you reading fortune cookies again?”

“What will you be showing us first Marv? Let me guess . . .”

“you aren't wearing a trenchcoat are you?”

“This is my same fear Aero.”

“This is not my ONLY FORM, my spiritual connections go into HYPERSPACE and beyond the STARS. There are NUMEROUS beings living in human bodies right now since "reincarnation" is NOT JUST A HUMAN CHOICE (free will) in this multi-verse, but AN ALIEN CHOICE AS WELL. Energy never dies, it just CHANGES position/form. (My current energy patterns on a soul level relate to my WORK here on Earth right now.) We are ALL multidimensional light beings of ONE TYPE OR ANOTHER who have forgotten many things while living in these bodies called "Human": Our TRUE hidden "Earth" history being ONE MISSING PIECE of the puzzle. That, coupled with our GENETIC EVOLUTION and history, as well as our PSYCHIC RE-AWAKENING AND SPIRITUAL DESTINY is what I am here to REMIND you of now.”

“Artex-
If passing gas is getting to be indelible, I suggest you start wearing black underpants.

Hey, we all get old eventually.”

“I hate when I have to deal w/ the whole psychic re-awakening thing.”

“The age that you are living in RIGHT NOW is the time that the ancient Mayans, Aztecs, Shaman and many other ancient cultures spoke of: 1987-2012 AD: the "Harmonic Convergence". The end of "time" as we know it. This was TAUGHT TO THE HUMANS in that time by a REPTILIAN ENTITY (plumed serpent) called, "Quetzalcoatl”.”

“Luckily, it's just gas. I rarely "fumble".”

“Quetzalcoatl... I thought I saw some of that on sale at the grocery store.”

“Now is the time to TAKE CONTROL of your OWN ability to TUNE your internal radio dial into other frequencies, but with guided WISDOM. This is our natural ability, and it's growing in collective power through this "New age" spiritual re-awakening. Some of those who reside in these other dimensions ARE NOT VERY FRIENDLY AT ALL and are hell bent on "possessing" your mind and body, while others are more than happy to assist in any way they can. Your KNOWLEDGE of these different beings and their ACTIVITIES is paramount BEFORE this final shift becomes a PROBLEM rather than a CELEBRATION of our mutual liberation like it was originally intended. You must learn to PROTECT YOURSELF. Not all apparently friendly UFO contact is what it seems. Very serious trouble is afoot, and the war has just gone public! (IE: Now YOU know.) Imagine the pressure to get humanity under TOTAL CONTROL with micro-chipping and other such technologies before 2012! This is to be completed before we fully realize what's going on behind our backs and REBEL against this evil. THAT is their goal! Yes, panic WILL ensue when this becomes common knowledge! That I can assure you. If we are invaded from WITHIN, we don't even see the war coming.”

“I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY when MASSIVE SHIPS FILL YOUR SKIES and I can SHOW YOU what we have all been speaking of for YEARS now - but until that day happens, I'm STUCK HERE living as one of you whether I like it or not - so I'm GOING to speak LOUDLY and FIRMLY about your race! Get used to it.”

“Hee hee!”

“...and when they come, they'll all be wearing THONGS!!!”

“A little Trans-Caucasian Air Machine Blues, anyone?

Marvin, have you been in touch with Baron Von Tollbooth and The Chrome Nun?”

“I got a better question...Is Violin busted? lol...”

“If Violin is busted, will he still play well?”

“Maybe, but will he still play as Marvin?”

“I just copied/pasted from the same page s/he did.”

“Cool, violin! The Omnibook of Paranoia!”

“Xenu did it! Marvin Gardens is a SCIENTOLOGIST. Taking into account his PREOCCUPATION with the ASTRAL, I say we send his disembodied soul back to L RON HUBBARD!

Thank you for your support.”

“Feathered Serpent God... Cortez?

I don't think they'll fall for that twice!



And you'll get no argument from me on that ASTRAL BODY thing.”

“do they have reintarnation too?”

“What th'? Violin, is that a Rohrschak Test or something? All I see are ones and zeros, so it's some bianary code.

Sorta looks like a thong, tho.
maybe a butterfly?”

“I am, as always, waiting at attention, Marvin, sir!
I hate to question you, oh almighty leader, however you have overlooked the influence of the Titicaca Mindbender effect in your calculations. This must be accounted for, if translation is to be complete. We don't want to get caught in the wrong dimension, do we?
-Private Dunadan of the Intergalactic Messenger Service”

“BTW, Violin IS busted!!!!!!!”

“Is that a pink reincarnation?”

“Pink is nice. Baby blue works for me.”

“Hey MG you need drugs!!!!!!!!

8)”

“That's a white sport coat and a pink crustacean.”

“Cool!!!!!!

8)”

“go to the desert,sit down, look up at the sky,be in ahhh of the life that you are leading ,,,AND SMOKE ANOTHER FATTIE FOR ME,,,,,,,,,,,”

“Marvin Gardens is not Violin. Marvin Gardens is Dick Cheney.”

“YYYEEEESSSSS!! i always knew it was Violin! that was my very first guess ever-ever-ever. i love it when i'm write. ;-P”

“Somebody really slipped up. How unprofessional of you, Viola.”

“Hell, you might as well start writing bad haiku. There's a thread for that, you know.”

“i knew i should never have believed you when you said it wasn't you, Violin!

i'm disillusioned too, Dunadan...let's pretend this neeeevvver happened, what say?”

“What was I Just Saying?”

“We can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.”

“Definitley busted! :-)”

“Violin, have you ever considered a career change to becoming a White House Spokesman?”

“Change your name to Aristotle and bend over...”

“This is fun. I think I was beginning to miss our ol' Marvin.”