Sex on the trail

“I just wanna know how many people out there are knockin boots on the trails. I mean hell, you cant be that tired from all that walkin not to roll over and beat it up a little, right?”

“Sometimes I knock my boots together to get the mud off them...”

“..........................”

“*giggle*”

“After 4 or more sweaty days?”

“Just pretty much whenever they're muddy...”

“Is that all there is to life?









Hmmmmmmmm?














Yep!”

“I'll have to agree with Phaed on this one. Knockin yer boots inna tent is WAY to messy. Best to do it outside. Maybe on the last morning of a trip in da tent would be alright.”

“All I can think of are the nasty infections that could be picked up from the usual lack of hiker cleanliness. Gross.”

“Sex on the trail would be rather uncomfortable and exposed...I prefer a tent.

As for a lack of hiker cleanliness, that's what baby wipes are for.

Knocking boots against a tree works too!”

“Knocking boots against a tree can produce unsightly scuffs, however.”

“You gotta watch that knocking boots stuff, you might get knocked up....”

“Is a blow job sex? I think it is. Everyone thinks it is, who are we kidding here>”

“This is all rhetorical for me, since my wife doesn't backpack, but given my limited experience, I'd say that 1) I'd be too damn tired, and 2) I wouldn't blame a woman at all for saying, "No way are you sticking that in me until it gets cleaned."

As for oral, well, the smell alone would gag her, never mind my....


Well, never mind....”

“bitpusher, now there's a mental picture I wish wasn't running through my head, I mean mind. ;-)”

“Yah, sorry...I'm tired and drunk, lol.....”

“Obviously backpacking is not the only rhetorical activity your wife refuses to participate in.

Good luck with all that...”

“LOL!”

“Tough Crowd.”

“Is that Mount Arousal in the distance, or am I just glad to see ya?”

“"Knocking boots against a tree can produce unsightly scuffs, however."
Phaedrus
06:00:04 PM
06/22/02


Weyerhaeuser , is gonna shut all the gates if this starts to become a problem......................”

“Picture this. Somewhere in the Tetons near a stream. Luckily the tent gets set up before the acid kicks in. This is the fourth day of the honeymoon trip, so you know "gettin' it on" is on the schedule for the night. By the time the consumation ritual gets underway, you have already lost touch of reality. As the wrestling match proceeds, you notice that you are floating above the scene and are watching it with dispassion. Mutually, the two of you are drawn out of the tent to wander by the inviting sounds of the diamond-shining stream. Realizing you are naked, you want to take off your wedding ring to be completely free of anything relating to body coverings. You are both laughing and splashing in the chilling waters.
The next morning, you wake up in the tent, although you can't remember leaving the side of the stream. You find all of your clothes strewn about creation, except on little wedding ring.
I personally wouldn't know about this, but a friend of mine said it happened to him.”

“LMFAOOOOO!!!

Yer "friend" sure had a freaky honeymoon. Killer scenery - very colorful up there if yer trip.. er, I mean that time of year, er somethin.”

“Sex on the trail?

I think I remember sex, but I forgot who gets tied up.”

“I always forget to bring the ungent for the whip marks...”

“I think sex while backpacking is great!

The thing with the tree is very funny!!!!!

8)”

“instead of a tree...Crazy mike...we got some mighty fine looking trees down here in Missouri, if your interested and it amuses you.”

“Handcuffs are too heavy to pack.....use parachute cord or duct tape instead. How about gore-tex lingerie???”

“why not do it under a waterfall, i did,couldn't thing of a more,perfect place to, and in the middle of nowhere,,,,enjoy yourself and get clean at the same time,,,,,”

“my girl friend and i wanted to have a little nooner,in the middle of a day on a backpacking trip, so we took off our packs, took a swim, one thing lead to another and we saw this rock in the middle of the river, enough to get two people on,so we swam out climbed up and stared to have a little fun,(yes i like doing it everwhere outside) when in the middle of it i heard somthing buzz past my ear, chalkded it up to nothing but the buzzing hid the water with a kerblunk,,, need less to say i stoped(she didn't hehehe) looked around, went back to what i was doing,,, another one passed buy, hit the water,,,,at this point i knew some one was watching, but damn why would they pitch rocks at us,,,, needless to say we didn't care(would you),when we where done,we got back one the trail and headed on,TO COME ACROSS A BOYSCOUT CAMP ABOUT 1/2 OF A MILE DOWN THE TRAIL,,,,,,,now if i where them yes i would have looked on but throw rocks,( i figure some of you will have some fun with this as you seeem to with everthing else later”

“Brings new meaning to the term getting your rocks off!”

“Maybe those boys had slingshots.

Well, someone was slingin' something.”

“Maybe it was the Scout Master?”

“river sex rocks!


is there a bad kind of sex?



i once stumbled onto a couple gettin jiggy wit it next to the river. they were quite a wayz off(prolly like 1/4 mile) & i din't want to disturb them so i steered clear.......plus, ya know...i dint have my binauculars. afterwords i was like.....WTF WAS I THINKING!”

“As I mentioned in a previous post, Sex should be a highly participative event, enjoyed heartily by both participants.

Why limit it to a time or place or location? Ya need to be open minded about these things!

I like the water fall/creek/river scenarios..water is very sensual, especially skinny dipping.

Now, about those rocks zinging by your head..maybe it was a 21 rock gun salute??

Tex”

“High alpine meadows MIGHT be nice... even if there is a lone, unoccpied Jeep sitting around, with its people AWOL. ;-)”

“Say, maybe that was Duna.......errr, Dunadan's friends with that Jeep!!! LMAO!!”

“I've had absolutely no interest in sexual anything for quite some time. (Don't get me wrong. I love to talk about soccer boys, Sean Connery, etc., but in reality I'd like men to stay away from me.) And after hearing some of your wilderness stories, frankly, I'm scared and glad I'm not into it. The rock incident seems particularly dangerous.”

“Anywhere, anytime, any season, NOT anybody.

Good thread. Finally one I can identify with.”

“I've never done the naked pretzel in the wilderness, but I remember one night on the 7th green in college.”

“Sometimes, I'll let Violin off his leash in the backcountry, and he gets busy with a tree or something. Other hikers seem to get kind of uncomfortable with that, so I try to keep him on leash when others are around.

Otherwise, sex on the trail is okay, unless you are in Alabama.”

“There once was a raft in the middle of a 2 acre farm pond.

The cows were moo-ing at us and we were trying to keep from getting splinters in our arses.

The pond was handy for cleaning off the apparatus...........or is it apparati.”

“One word for you: Leeches.”

“Aero, I dated a guy in hs (he was a painter as "side" job) that took care of the greens at the local golf course. More then once he found used "stuff" on the course. He would come home pissed about it.”

“Used golf tees? Yeah, that'd tick me off also.”

“I fell off and left a divot.”

“oregon coast,(yes i enjoy this ever much, after backing down the coast for about 22 miles we set up camp,watched the sun go down, on a perfect day, and if you have ever been to oregon you know the sun is a wonderful thing to see when it comes out,anyway,i woke my wife up at 1am to see the tide roll in with the full moon up and shinning, with all the stars, in the heavens shining we had a little fun right their, now come could you think of a better time moon,stars,ocean,,,,,, enjoy your self in the backcountry,, hell it's why it's there,,,,,,, have fun,,,,,,,,,later”

“Well, we know Ultrapacker is a longtime lurker at least. He made reference to Leathernecks unfortunate "vision" in Monte Sano State Park in Huntsville.”

“Artex, Aero . . . that wasn't exactly what I was getting at, but you know. Aero, you FELL off? What, in Gawd's name, were you doing?”

“Leeches suck.......














We didn't leave anything for the leeches.”