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could take human form, would you have sex with it?
UGH
7:52:47 AM
6/24/02

If she looked like Angelina Jolie, I'd definitly consider it.
Artex
8:05:52 AM
6/24/02

Make sure she's had her shots...
Tilt
8:09:28 AM
6/24/02

UGH - You been starin at yer cat to much boy!
garfum
8:20:41 AM
6/24/02

UGH = rogue ?
nowslimmer
8:21:33 AM
6/24/02

This thread is proof positive that inmates can use the internet.
Dunadan
8:23:14 AM
6/24/02

she rubs up against me and likes heavy petting. Now she wants to sleep with me
UGH
8:24:57 AM
6/24/02

Watch out for those CLAWS...
Tilt
8:27:41 AM
6/24/02

What is the name of that old fairy tail where the cat turns into a beautiful woman and marries a Prince. Everything goes well until her wedding night, she sees a mouse running across the room and cat-like leaps on it and eats it. The Prince gets a wee bit grossed out by this.
pedxing
8:28:55 AM
6/24/02

Alice in Rodentland?
Artex
8:29:58 AM
6/24/02

LMFAOOOO!
garfum
8:34:55 AM
6/24/02

No cat. So what's the question?
stumprider
8:40:10 AM
6/24/02

So many cats, so few recipes.
Geezr
9:11:23 AM
6/24/02

Geezr
Couldn't you use chicken recipes?
stumprider
9:14:11 AM
6/24/02

Then there was the original Star Trek episode with Terri Garr... remember the black cat with the diamond collar?



(I've always been fond of Cat Salad sandwiches)
Tilt
9:30:58 AM
6/24/02

Tilt
9:53:15 AM
6/24/02

LOL,..I just knew Lizs started this thread:)
We had this same talk the other night:)
Big Foot
10:40:00 AM
6/24/02

LMAO!!

OK, so I was saying to Bill how my really nice cat, Blackie, was sooo nice. And how he likes to sit on my lap... and cuddle... and flip over and have his belly rubbed... and wouldn't it be nice if he could just turn into a boyfriend???

LMAO!!! NO talk of SEX however!!! ishhhhhhhhhhh

AND NO, I'M NOT "UGH"!!!!
lizs
10:44:00 AM
6/24/02

Sorry Lizs!:)
But it sure smacked of that chat!LOL
Big Foot
10:47:35 AM
6/24/02

Just make sure to keep your partner in your own yard!
Violin
10:54:09 AM
6/24/02

I don't have a cat.

They cause me to have respiratory distress.

I don't like the buggers anyway, but that guy in the news story needs an attitude adjustment.......Oooooh, Hank Junior!?!?!?
Tom Terrific
11:32:47 AM
6/24/02

Yep,..everything Tom said!
I don`t like `em either, same breathing problems, but I`d kick that ol` boys butt was I to live close enough to him for ever doing away with a child`s pet like he did.
Big Foot
12:01:52 PM
6/24/02

and charging the other little girl? What a bunch of #&%!$!!!
lizs
12:39:00 PM
6/24/02

You know who ought to be caged next.
Tilt
1:23:53 PM
6/24/02

The guy is and exterminator?

Maybe he's been working without a respirator for too long and he's touched in the head.

He reminds me of Dale Gribble.

Someone should turn a cougar loose in his yard.
"Here kitty, kitty!"
Tom Terrific
1:28:52 PM
6/24/02

Pretty drastic measures the guy is taking. Seems ridiculous really.
newgirl
1:40:36 PM
6/24/02

He reminds me of Tom DeLay.
Tilt
2:26:31 PM
6/24/02

only if im smoking cat nip!
wild flower
2:28:50 PM
6/24/02

Why bother with the whole "human form" thing?

Here kitty kitty!
ULTRAPacker
2:39:07 PM
6/24/02

Only ULTRApacker's cock is small enough to fit inside a "real" pussie.
steve hiker
3:02:55 PM
6/24/02

Remember, I am Violin. So I agree with you.
ULTRAPacker
3:04:00 PM
6/24/02




Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!


http://media.expressen.se/picture.asp?id=68765
Tilt
4:01:19 PM
6/24/02

what the hell was that?
Tilt
4:04:04 PM
6/24/02

Hmmmm, lemmeesee. If one year of a cat's life is equivalent to seven human years, then my cat is 140. Nah, she's definitely too old for me!
Father Goose
10:05:27 PM
6/28/02

Picture this.

A story in Science News about problems associated with the carbon-14 dating of the "Lucy" skeleton found by the Leakeys in Olduvai Gorge...

The title was:

"The Perils Of Dating An Older Woman"
Tilt
8:58:27 AM
6/29/02

Father Goose
But she's really only 20 years youg. And as I recall cats LOVR feathers! :-)
stumprider
3:42:31 PM
6/29/02

Yeah, but she's also fat and has atrocious breath.
Father Goose
10:09:42 PM
6/29/02

Father (Goose)
Forgive me if I have sinned, but couldn't you brush her teeth?
stumprider
11:01:08 PM
6/29/02

You ever try brushing a cat's teeth? I promise you, you'll draw back a bloody stump. When she was younger, I took her to the vet to have her teeth cleaned. The last few years, however, I have been afraid to have her sedated for the procedure. I'll put up with the buzzard breath.
Father Goose
10:07:13 AM
6/30/02

I understand about the sedation. Won't let the vet do that to my wife's dog. It too is getting up there in years.
stumprider
10:23:23 AM
6/30/02

I Wanna Be Sedated!!


(aHem)
Tilt
10:42:55 AM
6/30/02

Tilt
But do you want the vet to do you you what he/she would do to FG's cat or my wife's dog while they are sedated?
stumprider
10:45:47 AM
6/30/02

How and why did this come up?????????

8o
Crazy Mike Backpacks
8:09:08 PM
6/30/02

most likely NOT.
Tilt
9:12:12 PM
6/30/02

Matt, Post finished. Kill it.
stumprider
10:23:07 PM
6/30/02

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