To Whom It May Concern

“oh god i hate that pic!!
but yes im all womam (alot of woman but soon to be a little less while working to get into some form of good shape over the winter LOL)
any other questions?
hehe
yes i took that pic right after geobeet slapped corp, see him holding the napkin? yes there is blood.
thats how geobeet really hurt his leg. you see, Psycho squirrel paid Corp to push him down the mountain. or somehting like that...


but hay who stole my stinking (hopefully sinking) kayak??

tilt, violin, marvin,
fess up you coward!”

“Your hair is reminiscent of a digesting yak.”

“oohh I get it you just dissed me...



COOL your a trolly and a disser.....”

“did they call you annorexic?”

“I just got a new Kayak to replace the one that was stolen!!


Lookout spring here I come!!


everyone sing along...

floating down the river......”

“Don't leave this one in your car.”

“I hope you got a better one this time while you were at it. :}”

“...row row row your boat..gently down the river...

Congrats.”

“get a chain lock er sumpthin....”

“always sucks to get stuff stolen- some jackasses kicked in a glass door in our new house and stole $600 worth of quality tools about a month ago. i hope they try again while im in the house, ill stab em both right there, oj's thing will look like a little scuffle compared to what id do if i caught those guys. #&%!$s.

nomad1, your my hero, dude, thats awesome.

glad to hear that you did finally get everything paid for though, maple- we didnt have theft insurance on our place yet, as it wont even be done for another 7 months at least. insurance covered the door though, vandalism.

have fun with the new boat though!

later,
nate”

“Bon voyage.”

“to whom it may concern,
stay out of my backyard, do not walk in my garden and do not DO NOT


STEAL MY SONS BIKE!!!

you suck big time!!”

“OK”

“why you did it???


:)”

“just tell your kid to go steal someone else's bike...the universe always evens itself out ;)”

“i would but it was me who left it out there.

:(”

“That sucks, I hope you're able to find it.”

“Sounds like someone's gettin' a new bike! LOL!”

“Little twiggy has learned a valuable lesson. Need some cash AND a new bike? Sell it to someone on the street when mom leaves it outside.”

“So one morning this jogger is out for his morning "RUN" he feels a call of nature and in a panic notices some really nice bushes...he slip in unnoticed and drops his load so to speak.

Later as he is running back by he notices this lovely woman in a house coat standing out front. She motions to him to stop and he does.
She asks him if he was the one who "stopped" by her garden earlier that morning...sheepishly he admits he was.
Surprisingly she invites him in for some coffee...
As they are sitting there drinking the coffee she makes a comment on how warm it is...and sheds her house coat to reveal a rather attractive body encased in a Filmy nighty.
She then mentions she noticed earlier how well...um MALE he was...and wonders if she can look at him again.
Enthralled the Jogger stands up and drops his shorts. The woman asks if she can hold him...he steps closer and she takes hold of one half of "THE TWINS" and starts stroking him.
Then she lightly grabs the other twin...looking in his eyes she says (seductivly) "Can I tell you something?'
"SURE" he replies almost out of breath.

She takes a breath and then begins smashing the twins together while yelling,"DON'T EVER DUMP IN MY GARDEN AGAIN!@!!!"”

“LMAO!!!!”

“Friends left their kid's bike out on our front lawn and it was stolen. They cruised around the neighboring (seedy) apartment complex for an hour and found the bike sitting in front of one of the buildings. Someone was walking by and wanted a faster ride home.

Any suspect areas around you where you can search?”

“It's NYC, the whole place is suspect.”

“dear jack @SS,
in case you did not know it, it freaking snowed!! so not only do you have to clean off your windows and your hood and trunk (if you have one) but also your #&%!$ING ROOF. It was no fun driving behind you, when BLAM POP SPLAT a ton of snow came fyling off your roof right onto my windshiled. If scared the holy moly out of me. Oh and slamming on your brakes will not, I repeat WILL NOT make it come off your roof any faster you moron!

signed,
mapleleaf Jersey City, NJ Turn Pike”

“Whoa, that sounds like me. Sorry mapes but that's what windshield wipers are for. :-)”

“looks like i've got to change my name”

“what really scares the chit out of you is when a sheet of ice the size of a sheet of plywood comes flying off a semi”

“Brian the stalker stalks again!”

“Oops sorry mapes.”

“It's a state law in Pennsy to clean ALL the snow off your car. So guess what city's police department is driving cruisers around with snow not only on the roof, but covering the light bars as well??? Bet ya can't guess. Maybe they want ammo in case they get into a snowball fight.”

“dhutch...I can be up there this evening to help you shovel more snow on your car...just let me know”

“Philasmelphia?”

“Who's coming to clean off my car?



”

“i know what windshield wipers are for. i may be a natural blande, but not that blonde!

it just scared the pee pees out of me!

zac shut up already!”

“lol, that pic it from last year. We're only getting 2 - 3" from todays storm.”

“And in NEW Joisy...of all places...I thought that was like the nicest place on earth...what happened?”

“maple is a wuss!!! :D”

“"I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life."
--Phil Connors in 'Groundhog Day'”

“You could clean off all the snow we have had in Knoxville for the last three years with a Kleenex.”

“Most of the movie Groundhog Day was filmed in the town I live in. Woodstock, IL

There's plaques on the square in town, "Here's where Phil stepped in the puddle" and such. Hysterical”

“To whom it may concern,

How dare you!! First you change me $4.05 per gallon for gas, then when my car dies after I pump the gas, then after I pushed the car out of the pump area into a parking space and then after I go into your smelly dirty place you call a store to tell you that my car broke down and I was waiting for a tow truck and then after I buy $5.00 worth of crap that I did not want but felt it was the right thing to do, then after I plunk $3.00 worth of quarters in your telephone.....you had the nerve, yes the FUC#*&^ nerve to come out and tell me to move my car...

ok first I understand english is not what you can speak, but I went out of my way to explaine to you why I was there.

Then you tell me I speak to much?



*incert code red here* because I am not sure what I said after he said that. ...


then when the tow truck asked you to help him push the car 10 feet you said NO.
you tell him it is not your job?

OMG #E*U)* (*& ^%% ) *&&

(incert boss yelling at him)


we just got the car out of the hospital and it seemed that the battery plug came off.

happy ending for me, but the guy? I can not say for sure. It is still early in the day!”

“WB mapes....

back to entertain us once again I see.....”

“Next time just say you work for INS. You shouldn't have any problems at the gas station.”

“so the thread was moved here.


hmmm ummm ok I guess *shaking head in wonderment*”