Weird "facts"

“Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet
away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood
plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or
older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache

A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from
each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the
Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen
wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola,
and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the
engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground
floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains
all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson
Clinton.

Turtles can breathe through their butts.”

“Oh mannnnn, and I dropped my toothbrush IN the toilet this morning!”

“Wierd wild stuff.”

“Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots.”

“There's no place in my bathroom that is 6' from the toilet.

You can just put the lid down before you flush, ya know.”

“What a maroon.”

“Cheese, thanks smiley girl! You saved me from knocking out a wall in my bathroom!”

“You could always just stick your toothbrush up your butt while you flush. That would protect it.

Urban Legend novices, go here.”

“Now I've ran into people with their head up there, but never their toothbrushes.”

“I've got a friend who hides her toothbrush when staying in hotels, for fear the maid will do something unnatural with it, like scrub the toilet or something.
Weird.”

“it probably comes from having evil siblings. we used to do the absolute grossest stuff to each others' toothbrushes! i'm surprised i'm alive to tell about it...
;-)”

“People with their heads up their butts have to brush, too!”

“The world needs more facts. Did you know that 1000 years ago, the world had half as many facts?”

“Is that a fact.”

“Did you know that all of those "facts" are not created equal?”

“AND, 2002 years ago, there were NEGATIVE facts just running around out there! it was ungodly, i tell ya.”

“ yes, i did know that. if you can believe this website, hehe. my favorite is the coconut one!”

“Here are some more "fun facts"...

Every year, parks in London alone are doused in one million gallons of dog urine.

The germs present in human feces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper.

The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet.

The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 36 yards in length.”

“Dat's de fact, Jack!”

“"I don't care much for facts, am not much interested in them, you can't stand a fact up, you've got to prop it up, and when you move to one side a little and look at it from that angle, it's not thick enough to cast a shadow in that direction."

- Wm. Faulkner”

“I e-mailed this thread to my daughter and got a fascinating reply. Can anyone tell me how to get from my inbox to this thread?”

“If it's just text, highlight the text, then use ctrl-c to copy it into the clipboard, then move your cursor into the message box, then use ctrl-v to paste it.”

“bitpusher..ya know that urban legend toothbrush dealy....well me and one of my roomies was real pissed at the other one...and well......he brushed his teeth with his for about 2 months afterwards!”

“The average temperature in Alaska is 7 degrees warmer than it was a generation ago.”

“friggin donkeys........”

“Where's MY mule?

Where's my 40 acres???”

“Those little cream puffs are called profiteroles.

Who knew?”

“They're very easy to make, too.”