HeManWomanHatersClub Membership Drive

“Is the wife nagging you about your frequent hiking trips?

Does the girlfriend have a headache again ?

Tired of trying to score big beautiful women at your favorite watering hole?

Is the left side of your face permanantly red from constant slappings after uttering well planned pick-up lines in bars?

Do you ever find yourself gazing at the nudie magazines at your local 7-11, yet never get up the courage to buy one?

Newbie, or regular, if you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then the HeManWomanHaters club is for you.

Join now, membership is free. You are only obligated to offer something witty and intelligent to any HMWH posts on this website.

Still on the fence? Take a look at our testimonials!

"I was a troll and a loser until I joined HMWH Club, now I'm just a troll!"
---- Violin V.P. Troll Inc.

"Chicks used to throw drinks in my face, then I read the HMWH manual, and now they just throw rotten food at me. Thanks HMWH Club, you guys rule!"
--- bacpac NASCAR Fan

"My wife was pretty damned controlling, then I joined the HMWH Club, and they taught me the joys of 'hoggin' and how to charm dumb chicks with cigars. Now I'm hooked!"
--- William Jefferson Clinton Worthless Ex-President”

“More Testimonials!

"I'm pretty annoying, and most folks think I'm a tool, but the HMWH Club accepted me, and they even took the time to resolve to ban me from all meetings. It's good to know somebody cares!
--- Crazy Mike Blowhard

"I used to be a guy, but after my sex change operation, they guys in HMWH Club were so understanding, now I think I want to be a guy again!"
----Gear Slut Misunderstood Butt-Pirate”

“Good to have you back, buddha!!”

“You're all losers.

Go ahead and put yourselves out of our misery.

Make my day.

Real MEN rule.

HeManWomanHaters Club Members suck on beers and cry to mommy on a daily basis.

OK, I need to go now. I have a REAL MAN waiting for me in bed.

See ya.”

“YOWWWW!!! The visuals, man, the visuals!
Too bad you won't get a peek inside the clubhouse, Allwoman. You'd probably pass out seeing all of that A#1 manhood assembled all in one place.
Lead us to glory, oh Macho One!”

“it wont do any good man, we're all screwed. .. . . life is a meaningless void”

“Right on.... That's why we have to search desperately for distractions from reality.
Rock on, Brothers!”

“Buddha....... I detect a trend here. Ummmmmmmm... lose another woman, did we?? hehehe”

“Good observation UGH, I mean lizs.

How's your furry boyfriend?”

“LOL! How's your fur?? ;-)”

“Wanna rub my belly?”

“Flip over, play nice, and don't bite me!! I've read you need to watch cats for that. The males flip over and invite scratching of the belly... BUT then they might turn on you and bite and claw!!”

“How bout if I just lick ya?

:-8”

“Hmmmmmm... I might have spilled some Pepsi.......


(LOL... y'all go find THAT REFERENCE in the archives! LMAO!!)”

“But I remember what was said!:)

Lizs wrote that she had spilled her pepsi on herself and Steve offered to lick it off of her!LOL”

“lol snowdude!

BTW - Lizs, you have always been a member, you are our spy.”

“Peering through the ever present fog of cheap cigar smoke

What are these women doing in here? (Belch) It is a violation of club policy! How can they tolerate the smell?”

“Ya! really this place has been polluted now. They have their own menstrual hut to brood in and now a spy as ruined ours. What is the meaning of this. Where is the gate keeper?”

“I don't know why that dude didn't keep his wife busier cleaning the house and schlepping beers so she wouldn't have so much time to complain. She could have gotten a second job, too.”

“Gentlemen, please remove yourselves. The rest of you, welcome. I'd like to propose we take this club to the next level. Everyone open your hymn books to page 35 and sing with me.

mistah, mistah I come to let you know

come to let you know you daughter is a ho

she used to be a nice girl now she is a SLUT

you'd think she was a squirrel the way she sucks a nut..."

”

“UltraPacker=FudgePacker”

“Leave the squirrels outta this!”

“their hanging out with ron packwood,ohh i forgot he still in court,on sex, misconduct,,,,,,”

“Can I join
Can I join
Can I join
Oh wait a minute, I don't hate women they hate me.
That's why I think there all insane”

“That can't be true..Women hate you? C'mon!

with a creative name like "jmz" that can't be possible...

Tex”

“Someone give tx ten bucks and tell her that the nude jello wrestling is not until next week.”

“I thought she was here for the rodeo demonstration...”

“No, that was the Hodeo demonstaration. BTW, they still need about ten male volunteers for that event.”