Pass the Story

“Artex, Dunadun, Buddur went hiking at an undisclosed location. They climbed over several mountains that day, and the weather had been pleasant. With the approaching night, the temperatures began to drop. They began to set up camp and searched the grounds for dead and down wood for the fire. Suddenly, three omnious figures appeared in the brush, their identities unclear...”

“Upon further inspection, the 3 intruders were acting crazed, hallucinating and swearing profusely. It could only have been crazy mike, bacpac and steve hiker...”

“In the dim light of the full moon they could make out”

“.....and make out they did!”

“the most hideous of the three as he uttered, THIS IS GOING TO ROCK!”

“Quit yer knocking if this truck is rocking!”

“DON'T!

DON'T!

STOP!

STOP!

DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!”

“The temperature continued to drop, well below freezing, as a big blizzard approaches, not expecting to run into any adverse weather, the entire company has to huddle together to survive in the sub zero temps, conserving body heat.”

“Artex has to take a leak. He wanders outside, into the blinding snow. The others watch as he disappears into whiteout conditions. The winds begin to pick up even more, and the snow falls even harder. The temperature continues to drop, and their bodies begin to shiver.”

“They shiver more intensely as they huddle closer and closer to creat more body heat, and quickly forget about the one lost in the snow.”

“The one in the snow hiked out, grabbed a brewsky when he got home, turned on TT and chuckled to himself at those fools still out there shivering in the blizzard.”

“He chuckled for only a second then turned his thoughts to”

“The brewsky sat on the shelf too long so it tasted like moose urine.”

“to his suprise, it was a bottle of moose urine that his son was using for science class experiment”

“The brewsky being flat he ambled to the bedroom to the lil woman fast asleep. Meanwhile back in the woods, the snow continued to howl and ...”

“[the "brewsky" in the above post should be in quotes LOL]”

“suddenly, just when all seemed hopeless, a large croud of people could be heard approaching the 2 freezing hikers, who looked up to see dozens of people coming to their rescue. their elation turned to horror when they realized that all of the rescuers were violin...”

“... and UltraPacker (Violin) and s i d (Violin) and ULTRApacker (Violin) and UGH (Violin) and troll number 81 (Violin) and spock (Violin???)”

“they reached for their Swiss Army knives to put themselves out of their misery and then violin, in his multiple selves said . . . .”

“"Now where is my Beotch?"”

“Because of their hypothermia they say "Huh, wah?"”

“Stuggling to comprehend the weary hikers were amazed at the ability of the Violins to withstand such extreme conditions.

It was then they realized that the violins were fakes. They were alternative personalities of a poser who didn't really exist. They were succumbing to the hypothermia.”

“Artex, in his weary state yelled, it's the attck of the troll clones, everybody, put your clothes back on!" 4 of the 5 remaining men, redfaced, scrambled to put their clothes back on, when bacpac noticed that one of the group wasn't moving at all. It was buddur! Dunandan looked sheepishly at the others and said...”

“"We got hungry!"”

“But there was no ketchup.”

“Suddenly bacpac cut loose with a loud burp.”