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Bush to Undergo Colonoscopy, Will Transf er Power tView MessagesViewing posts 1 to 19 of 19 messages posted.
“I thought he was already sedated! But must be a whimp. I've had a colonoscopy with out sedation, what's wrong with "THE COMMANDER?"” 3:41:06 PM 6/28/02 “It surprises me not that "stumprider" would take a colonoscopy like a man.” 3:44:11 PM 6/28/02 “Indeed.” 3:49:36 PM 6/28/02 “  ”6:22:03 PM 6/28/02 self exam “all he needs to check himself out is a mirror” 10:39:12 PM 6/28/02 “Just wait until you all reach my age "they" will be doing more stuff to your orifices because of "expense containment" by insurance companies and medical advancements. Soon "THEY" will be invading EVERY one of your orafices! Think about THAT men and women!” 3:56:59 PM 6/29/02 “I had a colonoscopy today. The procedure went fine. No polyps, but signs of some diverticulitis. Probably why I was having stomach problems earlier in the year. No problem from the anesthesia. I was only out for a few minutes and watched the last bit on the video screen. No goofy talk from the anesthesia. I was pretty much awake before I got to recovery. Walked out and my daughter took me to lunch at New China. My fortune cookie from New China said, "This is a wonderful time in your life to look inward for answers." How appropriate.” 11:32:37 AM 4/02/08 “I'm glad your ass is fine. That's not my opinion, btw, evidently the doctors.” 11:36:52 AM 4/02/08 “Did the doc say "EXCELLENT" as he pulled the scope out? That's what I heard the doc say at my last one. Had me a bit worried... :-)” 12:03:38 PM 4/02/08 “so they didn't find that pinecone that has been jammed up there all these years?” 12:05:19 PM 4/02/08 “Lol about the fortune cookie.” 12:12:38 PM 4/02/08 “Great news, bacpac. My 78yo dad had surgery to remove about a foot of his intestins a couple of months ago, due to diverticulitis. He came through fine, so if worse comes to worse, you should come out fine.” 12:54:55 PM 4/02/08 “  Um, on second thought... Good to hear that the procedure was no sweat. I'm there next week.” 1:31:01 PM 4/02/08 “just joking. good to hear it went well.” 1:38:41 PM 4/02/08 “The only disqusting thing about the procedure is they fill up the "area" the scope travels with air. Big farts all afternoon long. LOL” 1:39:31 PM 4/02/08 “God, you don't even take responsibility for your own farting.” 2:14:36 PM 4/02/08 “They finally pulled Rumsfeld out of George's ass.” 3:27:55 PM 4/02/08 “heres a thought for you, do they use the same camera for upscopes and downscopes? LOL” 5:23:29 PM 4/03/08 “Q. What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? A. Taste (oldie, but goodie)” 6:19:47 PM 4/03/08
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