Are you a pagan Godess Worshipper?

“When I walk through the White Mountains I see the tremendous destructive powers that over millions of years are bringing down mountains that were once taller than the Rockies. I see the work of glaciers, millions of storms, of vegetation sinking roots into rock and breaking it apart. I see the struggle of life to survive and flower in harsh environments and I see the natural dance of Eris goddess of discord. I see the work of Brahma, Vishnu and Siva (the creator, the preserver and the destroyer).

Prayer that I might grow in Goddess and have her bless me:

Oh Goddess, lift me and inspire my spirit that I might rise up and commune with you! That I might dance in your grace. Oh Goddess permit me to enter your temple and leave worshipful offerings of elixir in tribute to your ragged raging beauty! Moving in your spirit, I will speak in tongues hoping that my ferverent devotions might please you. Oh Goddess initiate me into your worshipful ranks!”

“Boy, it sounds like ped got his hands on some good hooch!”

“Oh yes BB... the spirits done moved me!”

“Then welcome to Rastafarianism ped! See, you are religious.”

“My ex-girlfriend is pagan. She had a very cool shrine set up in a spare room.”

“(and a wonderful hoochette, too)”

“who's a wonderful hoochette...Artex's ex-girlfriend? and how do YOU know that? i demand an explanation!”

“and pictures.”

“I used to worship Eris, goddess of discord but no more!

I could deal with the Rod of Insidious Glamour and that silly dress but I draw the line at the blue diamond tiara and that silly purse!”

“Dammit, it all makes sense now.... Violin is Nathan Lane.

"I could deal with the Rod of Insidious Glamour and that silly dress but I draw the line at the blue diamond tiara and that silly purse!"
Violin
10:49:14 AM
07/02/02”

“Rasta! Now that is the way to go (as far as religion is concerned).”

“Hey, she's my ex for a good reason.. Ped can have her!”

“Lyra: Actually, it wuzz a continuation of my response to BB's first post. I hadn't even seen Artex's post when I put it up.

Of course, I would assume that Artex's gf would be a good 'un.”

“LOL!”

“if he ever gets bored with the twins, that is...”

“sigh.... I came here to talk theology and all you guyz wanna do is talk about sex, booze and drugs.

Oh yeah... this is a pagan thread... Y'all are on topic.

Dionysus rules!”

“pun is exclaimed push
specification fullback
recognition seeds”

“What is only is
Attempts at explanation
Empty the ocean”

“All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some
sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in
some sense, true and meaningless in some sense,
false and meaningless in some sense, and true and
false and meaningless in some sense.



May the Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric be with you.”

“i am not but once at laser tag, my freind worshipped the satan head statue........”

“I worship all godesses.”

“In the words of John Norman-

"Tar sardar Gor"”

“The Random and Omnipotent Goddess of Northwest Weather is my Shepard; I shall want. She maketh me to become soaked to the bone in green slide-alder thickets: She leadeth me onto the slick-as-snot log crossing the raging waters. She taxeth every fiber of my soul: She leadeth me unto the way-paths of Beckey and I take His name in vain.

Yea, though the approach seemeth like a walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil devil's club: For thy GoreTex art with me; thy trekking poles and thy cortisone creme, they comfort me. Thou preparest a sucker-hole in the tempest storm for me in the presence of mine friends; Thou annointest my head with rain, ice, and rock fall; My courage runneth away.

Surely "obvious gullies" and "easy 4th class terrain" shall beckon me for all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the House of the Cascades forever.”

“Ruh roh, somebody has been watching the Blair Witch Project again...”

“I will admit that I have a great love for women.

8)”

“lol.... and how was it for your squirrel?”

“Perty Funny, there, dude! <G>
You're already going to Hell, so what the flock, right?

I know... Me too.

I've got another version of that, but it just Ain't ready for Prime Time, ifyouknowwhatImean.”

“What? Now, can you say that again?”

“I gotta pick just one nit here...

ShepherdESS, Dude! ShepherdESS!”

“Funny how this thread looks different out of context. It was a response to a thread entitled:

"Any christians out there?"

Which began "Yo! Any of God's people out there?
There is nothing better then a trail, a pack, a veiw, and God. You can't beat 'em! The trail is my place, some people have a corner or a pew, but I have the world as my church. I love my church here in Hillsboro, but I can really commune in the wilderness. I LOVE IT! Grow in God and may he bless you!"”

“Since we're in the mood for praying...

Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink, thy will be drunk, at home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us, and lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers, for thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, forever and ever, Barmen. >urp!<
”

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-men!”

“Yes, I am certain that The Goddess wasn't up for an impromptu sex change!


May the road rise up to meet you, and may the wind be always at your back...

But after THAT many pints:

”

“and looky what I found! This is the way the folkies told it to me...

Farther out than inevitable,
Halloween be thy game
Sky King is come, and Wilma's done,
Uncertain as it is uneven
Give us this day hors d'oevres in bed,
And forgive those who have dressed up against us
For wine is the shingle,
And amor,
And a story for your father.

All Right!!”

“Yaba Daba Doo”

“pagan goddess worship? Yup, Dare subscribes...
;p”

“Yeah Right, LOL”

“LOL, I thought this was going to be another Lyra thread.”

“At least it wasn't another ARTEX thread, <SHEESH>”

“So long as those pagan goddess's keep running around naked, I will keep worshipping.”

“now i lay me down to sleep


a bag of peanuts at my feet


if i should die before i wake


give them to my brother jake”

“There was a time that I only trolled as myself.”

“It all depends. Is Her Adorableness a pagan goddess or just an adorable goddess?”

“I think she's a forest sprite, not a Goddess, but, as you prove, still suitable for adoration.
last edited: 11/28/04 2:55:09 PM”

“I stand corrected!

Lyra - Goddess of love, beauty, and spring, Lyra represents some of the undesirable qualities of passion as well, including broken marriages, uncontrollable lust and narcissism. As fickle as love itself, Lyra is still largely popular in Thrael, though she lacks a large following. She also oversees what are considered many other intensely feminine qualities, including families, the culinary arts, and the hearth. Her followers are often extremely devoted, virtually in love with their goddess. The upper clergy are routinely asked to perform marriage rites and weave spells of fertility around couples. However, competition within the temple is fierce, as Lyra's followers compete for her attention like suitors of a delicate virgin.

http://www.unwritten.net/kaepantheon_alt.html”

“She's mine I tell you, ... all mine (OOOPS, sorry Tarpy. Just kiddin' around!).”

“That raises an interesting question: What's Tarpy (an anagram for "party") doing in a long term relationship? Is he a C.H.I.M.P. or what?”

“hmmm I opened this thread thinking I might have something to say---wrong again!”

“One just never knows these things.”

“Ya don't say!”