Relationships $UCK

“that's it...”

“The $ sign is appropo.”

“Oh, give me a break, guys. Not all women are about $.”

“True, and smiley is certainly one of those, I'll vouch for her

BTW - I can just see the annoyed look on your face as you typed that smiley:)”

“Of course they do.”

“Yep, BB, but now I'm laughing because you caught me!”

“BUSTED!”

“LOL noogie.

When I saw this thread I said to meself, that's gotta be a newgirl thread.”

“Newgirl, you have to quit dating a-holes, and find nice guys like Aero & Chief instead.”

“First, let me say I love my wife to death. We have a great relationship overall, but she does have some annoying issues (as do I). But it's no fun going into my issues, so lets talk hers. Also, her issues are worse now because she is prego with child #2. Which is the last child, I might add (snip, snip, if you get my drift).

Anyway, last night (July 2nd to be exact, since it was past midnight), we get the following phone call at 3 a.m.

Wife: "Hello"

Caller: "Yeah, it's Number 6, let me speak to Dave."

Wife: "Who?"

Caller: "Number 6, let me speak to Dave"

Wife: "Who is this? Do you know what time it is?"

CLICK - My wife hangs up.

Weird, right? Let me add that I don't have any practical joker friends who would do this.

My wife is the sort of person who can't just let things go. So she's awake the rest of the night thinking about this strange phone call (no luck with *69) and running all sorts of conspiracies through her head. She comes to the conclusion it was my older brother, whom she hates, calling from Nevada. He just moved there and there is the 3 hour time difference (we're in New Hampshire). She hates him, and he is a bit of a joker. He knows she hates him, so he might have just said something stupid to try and get me on the phone.

Personally, I don't care who it was. I fell back asleep a minute after the call ended. I told her in the morning I had a secret agent life on the side.

I should have know better, but I figured it was over. No such luck. She calls me at work today and tells me she's not going to school tonight. She's too upset. Primarily because of the phone call.

So now I'm pissed. I call her back and tell her to get the damn phone number changed (there's another line in the house she doesn't answer - my brother can call me on that).

So frustrating. It really is worse because she is pregnant. But stupid incidents like this happen all the time. She'll be talking about it for years to come.”

“Oh, and she got a tap put on the phone so she can find out who it is if it happens again. But I told her if we don't have a new number by tonight I'm disconnecting the phone.”

“Damn! That sucks, good luck with that bro. we all feel for ya. Maybe you should join HMWH Club, we can help you!”

“Sounds like her hormones are bit more unbalanced than usual.”

“Blah,
Check with Ped to see when TT Group starts. She sounds "in need."”

“Who's prego, you or the wife?! Sounds like screaming hormones for both of you!”

“Perhaps unplugging the phone before you go to bed might help both of you achieve some peace?







No pun intended.”

“LMAO skully!”

“Normally I'm very mello, but there are some things that can set me off. Even when I'm set off, I usually calm down a few minutes later. The problem is that whenever we might, I find her facial expressions to be so cute and attractive. She just gets so angry, it ends up turning me on and then I calm down again. I usually tell her this when she's made, which makes her even madder (making her even more attractive to me). It's quite an amusing circle.

Unplugging the phone is something I suggested, which was followed by "Just tell your ugly brother not to call us at 3 a.m." :)”

“change that 'might' to 'fight'”

“a) Life sucks, then you die.

b) Relationships are part of life.

C) QED”

“Oh, give me a break, guys. Not all women are about $."
smiley girl
10:35:27 AM
07/02/02

Of course not. Ugly women will settle for a poor man.

Who wants to be in a relationship with an ugly woman?”

“I wouldn't know. I'm not an ugly woman.”

“

My beautiful wife settled for a poor man. :) Of course, she knows I'll be rich someday since I'm going Computer Programming.”

“Damnit, I can't type today. I'm not 'going' computer programming, I'm DOING computer programming.”

“Well, actually, I'm not currently a computer programmer. I'm a computer technician. I'm still in school for programming, so I guess I am 'going' programming.

Whatever”

“"Of course, she knows I'll be rich someday since I'm going Computer Programming."


BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha...


An' you'll be makin' them hunnert-thousand dollaz!”

“Buddha, hellloooo, Aero and Chief are married. Which further proves my point that relationships (of course) suck. All the good ones are taken.”

“Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup up housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, on a repast of lightly sautied frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, the Princess chuckled to herself and thought "I don't f*ucking think so."”

“My dad is in Computer programming. And he makes ALOT. Any of you making nearly 100 thou. Because if you aren't shutup!”

“ROTFLMAO!”

“What does that mean?”

“A happy relationship picture under my thread... I'm insulted...

Damn't no happy thoughts...”

“I think that story fits me perfectly, except I don't like frog legs. I have it posted on my cube wall at work.”

“Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off. I was referring to smiley girl's joke.”

“Larkwoods, as I said before, money isn't everything.”

“I hope that princess had indigestion!”

“Ya but monet sure can buy a lot of whats missing....”

“I'm w/ Smiley. I couldn't care less about the money he makes. That's why I'm in school. I'll make my money.”

“I don't care if he can't pay for my dinner but he'd better be able to pay for his own.”

“THIS IS ANGENT 6, COME IN DAVE...........DO YOU READ ME? ANGENT 6 TO DAVE, COME IN”

“...the blue hen lies in the damp meadow...











REPEAT; the blue hen lies in the damp meadow








#6 out”

“What DOM said!”

“#6, this is #8, what #7 said.... and

go golfing with your brother, immediately, we'll have a black helicopter pick you up in 10 minutes.”

“Right on Skully. That's what I think too.”

“roger that”

“"I'm w/ Smiley. I couldn't care less about the money he makes. That's why I'm in school. I'll make my money."
newgirl
01:24:19 PM
07/02/02

Newgirl, when you get married will it still be that way, "your money" and "his money" or will it be "our money"”

“Ha ha. We have a chalk board outside of the house we rent to write messages on. I'm thinking about writing some "Number 6" messages to give her a hard time.

As for how much money makes one 'rich', that varies from person to person. There are so many factors to consider.

I, for one, would consider myself rich if I owned my own home, had managable bills, take a vacation once or twice a year, and retire in my 50's.”

“BIG, FAT AND STUPID - that's the ticket.

1. You know they can cook
2. They're too dumb to call the cops on you
3. they're too ugly to cheat on you
4. they're too ugly to do much complaining when you cheat on them
5. more cushion for the pushin.”

“Hey blahcool, you're a moron.

You'll never amount to anything. Get back under my desk.”