unemployments een Europe

“Zee situation for zee unemployments een Europe eez very bad. Much people are out of work and nothing eez being done for to help by zee government. Moi, I have been not working eet eez now fourteen months. During zat time I look and I look for employments and...pffft, rien! I see nothing suitable to me.”

“Of course, zere are zee jobs pour zee menial works, but I refuse all of zeez things. I prefer waiting for zee job worthy of my abilities.”

“Meantimes, I get very angry to zee government zat zey must do more to make zee jobs for zee people!”

“Fortunately to me, zee woman what I am living with has two jobs even zat zey are not paying so much. And, too, every month I am receiving from zee government monies for zee unemployment which I am experiencing. Meantimes,I wait for a job, but still the government does nothing.”

“Zere is not enough taxing of zee big business and rich peoples.

Such taxing is necessary to fairness for poor peoples with little monies, and zeez taxes are doing much good things to all of the publics - building zee bridges and zee schools and zee hospitals, par example. Zey are even paying government officials to inspect zee cheeses and make good health for you.”

“Not like een zee United States where eet eez always dogs eating on dogs. Een America eet eez only for big business and no one eez taking care of zee poor people who are not affording zee necessary things to living.”

“Here, for contrast, zee government gives zee free health care, eet helps zee farmers with zee subsidies for zee cheap bread and many more things the people are needing to have happiness.

Stupeed Americans.”

“The last time this happened it was a horny Russia babe looking for an Alabama hiking partner(!?!?!). I'm sure Liz must be planning a trip to Paris or something.”

“LOL,..I thought the same thing:)”

“I thought it was Pepe le Pew.”

“Violin is desperate, now that Marvin is outted.”

“Zut alors!”

“LMFAO, this time it's not me!!!

But thanks for thinking of me, Sol and Foot! LOL”

“Maybe it's Le Francais Backpacker.”

“(rolling eyes)......she swore it wasn't her the last time until we caught her redhanded writing in CCCP lingo.”

“<argh>”

“No, no, no. (or is that nyet, nyet, nyet?? LOL)

That dang Big Foot (and my own mouth) gets me in more trouble!!!

I write a travel column for one of our weekly publications. Here is a French as I've gotten (although it WAS JUST WEDNESDAY!! hmmmmmmmmm????)

This is in reference to Canyonlands:

"The Needles Section is nice. A trek to the crazy 4WD Elephant Hill is a must. Since the Jeep must make it home, no attempts are made at the narrow, steep, rock path with its crazy corners.
I walk the hill and giggle to my-self when a French couple asks (think French accent here), “Where iz zee elefont?” "

That's all!!! EEEEEEEEEEzz trooooo!

LOL Maybe THAT COUPLE started posting here???”

“LOL,. @ Lizs:)

You don`t need my help to get into trouble, ...you fine on your own!LOL”