Backpackers are next!

“Well that sort of worked.
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“I've met thru-hikers who smell better than some of the French tourists encountered at Disney.”

“Being a smelly hiker has advantages. They gave me a clean berth at Hot Dog Johnny's yesterday.”

“Yeah, and you usually don't have to worry about tourists crowding around you.”

“From the article, 'Anyone found to be too smelly will be ordered to cover up or get a fine.'

I don't think clothes will cover up a smell! Maybe they can spray the offenders or install a shower by the beach.

I can see it now. It will be just like spraying cattle. To leave the beach, everyone will have to walk between fences, where they will receive a liberal spraying with a French perfume.(Replacing one smell with another.)

I wonder what the water is like at that beach.”

“Where is that out of work Frenchman that was on the board a few days ago? Input needed.”

“Maybe he can get a job spraying perfume on tourists.”

“LMAO! that's too funny. after my evening run, i always have to walk on the sidewalk through some open-air restaurants, because they're on the way home. (there's a running and biking trail like 3 blocks away, isn't that awesome!) i guess i know what those people are thinking now, heheeee!”

“I'll remember this if I ever go to France.”

“I don't suppose women spray you with perfume as you walk past, do they, lyra?”

“eewww! i'd bite them if they did.

my sweat smells like roses, anyhoo.

;-P”

“Lucky you. Mine smells like cat whiz.”

“lol....”

“hey, don't laugh at treebait's poor sweat, bitpusher...we all can't be rosy like me, now can we.
;-)

and speaking of which, the air vent near the floor and under the bathroom cabinet in the new place smell like cat spray!! grody to the max.”

“Not my fault! Try washing the cabinet with baking soda, maybe what you can reach inside the airvent too. That helps.”

“i don't think he was really laughing at you, tehe. baking soda, huh? okay, we'll try that!”

“Backpackers are known to have a powerful odor. Then there's Lyra!”

“New idea for TT tee: I smell

We ate at a restaurant in an AT town that had a sign at the entrance to the dining room asking backpackers to eat in the bar in deference to their civilized customers.”

“Do I sense a new civil rights movement?”

“Do a search for "Kreimer v. Morristown". It's the case of a homeless man who sued the Morristown Library for throwing him out because he smelled so bad he was disturbing other patrons. I think he won something like $80,000.”

“Holy roll on, Batman! I smell money!”

“Wonder how fast he blew that money.”

“The French are complaining about people smelling bad? That's the pot calling the kettle black for sure.”

“80 G's buys a LOT of soap....”

“He later ran for mayor and listed a park bench as his residence (I'm not joking).”

“You'd think he would have been able to list a more permanent residence, what with $80,000 rattling around in his pockets.”

“That was the problem. He actually left town and was living in a motel nearby.”

“Check out Stinky the squirrel.
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“Patchouli has worked for many a eras...and decades in the States.”

“Okay, stinky. I think I know what happened to his tail. The squirrels round here regularly connect wires on the power lines with their tails. So I have 2 squirrels-bob and curly- who look like stinky, but not nearly as fat.”

“We had a bob-tail squirrel in our old neighborhood. I always assumed it was from an unfortunate contact with a power line.”

“When they did the survey the article refers to (that found the French use less soap than any other Europeans), one of the Brit tabloids had this headline: "Zee French Air Feelthy!"”

“I like to smell it makes me feel good and I like to smell other people!

8)”

“I had to go strait to the dentist on my way from the mountains.Fastest two fillings on record.”

“Sniff whats that I smell????

Ummmmmmmmmmmm Goooooood!!!!!

8)”

“So basically all of france is now forced to walk around in shirsts that say " I smell". I say its about friggin time. While we are on the subject of european hygene, lets get the U.N. to buy the British some toothpaste...”

“Oui Oui! Haw haw haw!”

“i have to pee...”

“All i can say is...











thank god for Drive Thru....”

“HDJs doesn't have a drive-thru!”