I found a turd in my pack!

“I sent my pack back to the manufacturer for a repair under warranty and when I got it back, I discovered a huge turd inside! I called the manufacturer and they denied that it could have happened there. I am fit to be tied!”

“Smear it all over your left foot pal!”

“Oh, sorry, different scenario altogether.

Nevermind”

“You must have really p!$$ed someone off at the company. You should probably check your Big Mac for loogies too if you have that effect on people.

You didn't tell them your name was Ultrapacker, by any chance?”

“Thats the funniest thing I have ever heard ...
Sorry, Violin, But that is hilarious ...”

“ok i have to ask
what kind of turd?
rat
hamster
human
please inquiring minds want to know”

“It was probably his own, that he placed there when he sent the pack in for repair. He want to demonstrate his unhappiness.”

“LMAO! It was only a matter of time....”

“Add a cup and a half of water, bring to a boil and enjoy!”

“You really know how to elicit sympathy Violin. I'm impressed.”

“wild flower-

It is a human turd but not from some ordinary human. It smells like he must have sold his ass to the devil!”

“yuk yuk yuk thats it im goin home!!!”

“Just send it back.”

“You sure it wasn't a snickers bar?”

“you guys crack (no pun intended)me up”

“I could understand it if was a fanny pack! HAHAHAHAHA!”

“groan............”

“No - a snickers bar comes wrapped in a shiny wrapper. This is an unwrapped turd.

UPS said I'd have to send it in a biohazard bag which I don't have. Besides, the manufacturer doesn't want anything to do with it.”

“There have been times I would have sold my a$$ to the devil for a Snickers Bar.

Bite into it Violin and let us know.”

“cant blame them there..”

“you know what they say....



same #&%!$
different day

HAHAHAHA”

“hay would it be rude if i told you i dont give a crap??


LOl

oh my god im killing myself”

“thank you thank you
ill be here all week.”

“If you don't have the appropriate bag just haul it to the "dump."”

“You think it's funny?

I set the pack out on my front porch and three kids who were playing outside ran away screaming!”

“yes but at least the cat didnt try to bury it.”

“You used up the biohazard bag for your left foot!”

“Probably somebody in the shipping department read your "My Left Foot" thread and figured "I'll fix that troll!"”

“I really don't think poop should be used as a form of revenge.”

“Mebbe walkindude's cicada left it there...”

“"I really don't think poop should be used as a form of revenge."

Well it's too late to think of that now, isn't it!”

“HEY! That was our "Player to be named later" from the Bartolo Clon trade. Please forward it to the Clevend Indians, c/o Mark Shipiro. That turd could be our ace next year, so be careful.”

“You're sure it isn't some o' that Blue Raccoon Poop?”

“What was wrong with the pack that you had to send it back?”

“I think I should hire a detective. How hard could it be to find someone with an extra-wide colon who eats a lot of corn?”

“With your internet researching skills it oughta be a cinch. Go get 'em Tiger!”

“Violin, if your story is real...I think you should notify the FBI or something...isn't it a crime to send waste material via the post? If your pack crossed state lines...it could be a federal offence. Let the authorities solve the case.”

“Violin, if your story is real...

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

That's a good one!”

“Violin's not the only one getting #&%!$ on...”

“there is not enouhg money in this world that would want me to investagat this crime!!!

long livethe fbi”

“Saying that homeland security was just not enough, President George W. Bush today announced he was creating a new federal agency to investigate a recent rash of excrementation.
"We know of at least two cases where citizens have been the recipients of Poo Poo," the president said.
"This could have serial repercushions," the president added.
"So today, I am announcing a new federal agency to deal with this problem: The Federal Bureau of Doo Doo (FBDD)."
"My fellow Americans, I promise we'll get to the bottom of this issue."”

“I'm glad you're all having fun with my predicament. Just remember this if something like this happens to you.”

“I demand photographic evidence to Violin's predicament!”

“Violin, I think this guy is looking for what you found.

”

“oh please dont ask that from what i understand his has photos of EVERYTHUNG

LOL”

“You got him Geezr, a warning shot between the eyes! Good one!”

“It's probably from your last bp trip. You do pack everything out, don't you?

Geobeet - So the President said that they are going to deal with this problem and 'I promise we'll get to the bottom of this issue.' Sorry, Violin, he did not say anything about cleaning up the mess.

I suggest that you squeeze that thing to make sure that it is real. They do make imitations for practical jokers.

Ha, I wonder what you left in the pack when you mailed it. There must have been something in it that caused someone to get so mad.”

“....to ban Violin?”

“LMAO gobeet & geezr”

“Well this doesn't make up for all the crap we have endured from violin, but it is a start.

If you mail me your sleeping bag I can return it as a matched set.”