I found a turd in my pack!

“Mr. Hanky is already taken.”

“crank yankers rip off. get original material”

“Here, let me help.

Among the brambles
Snowy cold mountain retreat
My friend is a turd”

“what's that? Dunadan wants you to name it after him? well that is just SO sweet.



mooooooaaahaahaahaa!!! i love being an instigator.”

“I can't believe this thread is three days old already. PEW!”

“Breaking news:
When I went out to my front porch this morning to check on my new friend, he was missing! The pack was still there but 'Dunadan' is gone. Is there such thing as a turd burglar or should I expect a ransom note? The kids are heartbroken.”

“It probably ran away with your left foot. They both got stale about the same time I suspect. Yawn, ... Is it morning yet?”

“Maybe you could staple some "Lost Turd" flyers to the telephone poles in your neighborhood. Did you get some good pictures? Maybe on milk cartons?”

“that would sure sell lots of milk! just the thought is making me thirsty. like chocolate chip cookies!

what were you doing with it on your porch, Violin?!? some way to treat a pet. it should've been on your pillow all night! for shame.”

“Guess I've milked this one for all it was worth.

arr, arr.”

“more than it was worth, i do believe! hehe.
;-)

how cuddly-looking!!”

“Write to the manufacturer, mnaybe they will replace the turd.”

“What will you sink to next Vi?”

“try a reward
lets say everyone chip in a $1.00
that should help ya......”

“My detective turned that up. He's high on the list of suspects along with Crazy Mike.”

“Don't worry, their lawyers will seek a writ of habeus corpus. No turd, no case!”

“you should get the priv. dicks from dragnet”

“Finally! Something named after me! My pride is swelling like your left foot.”

“Our turd was returned!

The whole family is overjoyed to have it back safe and unharmed.

Click here for a photo.”

“LOL”

“I'm not gonna be suckered in by one of Violin's links....”

“Awww, this one is good!”

“No no no!”

“How did Violin fit in his pack?”

“i thouhgt this thread had died?”

“bad threads never die, they just go into hibernation...”

“Like sharks swimming just below the surface. You think they're gone and then that fin comes cutting through the water. Dum dum. Dum Dum”

“so how did it taste?”

“Are you sure is wasn't an baby ruth bar?”

“You can push this thread down as far as you like. For some reason, it will always bob back up to the surface.”

“oh, grrrooossss! a floater, is it?”

“No No No No No No No, ... That's the virtual yo yo thread. Sheesh!!!”

“A floatie.”

“Must be the corn.”

“found a peanut...found a peanut...”

“And this guy wants us to think that he is over age 35?”

“Ummm, or gal. I may have eaten my foot again.”

“Ummm just to straighten the record, I am totally female and I am just enjoying the fun!!!
ya know!!”

“Gotcha! Welcome aboard. We have a long list of females on this board. I lost the list, but trust me, we were started to overtake the guys.”

“"You can push this thread down as far as you like. For some reason, it will always bob back up to the surface."
Violin
02:00:24 PM
07/17/02

and boy was he right....

this thread is absolutely HYSTERICAL. you can all thank dub that it's back in circulation because he's the one who told me to read it.”

“I just nominated it for a "classic TT thread" award.”

“newbies! ;-)”

“hata”

“Nah, I read this thread a long time ago. I was just tellin' Scorch about it.”

“I remember when this thread first came out... that was in my first couple months on the board, boy did I think you were all a bunch of wierdos”

“simer, you said that in the past tense. We've changed your mind?”

“Maybe simer no longer thinks we're a bunch of weirdoes, but now knows we are.”