I found a turd in my pack!

“Or maybe he's become one as well”

“i forgot how disgustingly funny this thread was! emphasis on the "disgusting."”

“Oh crap. I saw this on the board and thought it had happened again.”

“that was a fun thread. I was posting under Wild Flower back then.”

“Looks like a break in the case:



Student defecates in RA's dorm room

Lee 3 resident advisors walked in on a nasty surprise last Friday night: someone had broken into and vandalized their rooms, reportedly defecating in at least one RA's room.

Police are offering $500 for any information regarding the incident.

"The vandalism was out of the bounds of any sense of decency," said Washington University Police Chief Don Strom. "It was disgusting. The behavior was totally unacceptable and inconsistent with behavior expected of the Washington University community."
[...]
Strom could not comment on possible repercussions for the perpetrator. For now, police are continuing their investigation of evidence they picked up from the scene.

"We're going through some physical evidence," said Strom. "We'll process it as we see fit."
[...]”

“Bastards! Sling turds around like that.

Has the sanctity of a good #&%!$ been violated?”

“(In Don Adams Voice): Ahhh yes 99, the old process the turd trick.”

“I wonder how long it will be before I see the CSI gang process a turd on prime time?”

“Already did Chili. It concerned examining dog poop for signs of human tissue.”

“Damn! And I missed it.”

“Fecal matter

always funny.”

“"For now, police are continuing their investigation of evidence they picked up from the scene. 'We're going through some physical evidence,' said Strom. 'We'll process it as we see fit.'"

I hate to be the guy that has to "process" that evidence.”

“I guess it would help if he sings "Jimmy crap corn and I don't caaaare..." while he works.”

“No $hit sherlock”

“Somebody is gonna be in deep schit.”

““I really don't think poop should be used as a form of revenge.”
Violin
3:01:17 PM
7/09/02”

“This thread spawned a business: http://fecalgram.com/store/fecalgram”

“Best $100 I ever spent.”

“On the front page of my local paper today. I thought it was vioLIN.

Man receives replica of excrement in mail

Police contacted after 'Fecalgram' arrives

BY KEN KOSKY
kkosky@nwitimes.com
219.462.5151

This story ran on nwitimes.com on Tuesday, March 29, 2005 12:29 AM CST



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CENTER TOWNSHIP | Kenneth Nailleux wasn't happy when he opened a mail package and saw what looked and smelled just like a pile of human excrement.

Nailleux called Porter County police on Friday to report that the "Fecalgram" he received may be related to the harassment he's experienced recently in the neighborhood.

Nailleux, of Wild Rose Court, told police he was involved in the shooting of a cat belonging to his neighbor, Cresley Walker, of Hackney Lane. He told police he has never denied his actions, saying he's had problems with cats attacking the birds that use his feeders.

Since the shooting, Nailleux said he's been the victim of harassment. He also may face legal action, according to police reports.

On Friday, he reported receiving a copy of a Times newspaper article about the shooting, on which was written, "We are watching you, [expletive]."

He also reported having received a box of what appeared to be fecal matter. Police said they collected the information off the box and determined what Nailleux received was a fake pile of excrement called a Fecalgram and sold by Fecalgram.com. The cost of the product was listed as $34.95 plus $3.85 for postage.

According to the Fecalgram Web site, Fecalgrams are not made of feces, but are "as real as you're going to get ... they look, feel and smell like it." The nontoxic Fecalgrams are made with a "selected blend of pungent spices which makes them smell absolutely revolting ... it's hard to distinguish a Fecalgram from the real thing," according to the Web site.

The Web site states the company keeps the purchasers anonymous, but in rare cases may be required to turn a name over to police if the purchaser sent along a threatening message. The police report did not state what message, if any, was sent with the Fecalgram.

Police said Nailleux will report any further incidents.”

“fullmoon posted a pic of mr. hanky. I think he would be a wonderful presence in any dorm room. He's a tv personality!!! Is poop really vandelism? Is't vandelism destroying things? All these guys did was leave a present, unless it was just one guy that ate a high fiber meal, LMAO!!!!!

Revolting? Well it depends what was eaten to produce these turds. Chicken salad turds are not too amusing, LMAO!!!!”

“great thread--”

“what i want to know is, how did a newbie (troll!) such as yourself stumble on this thread? did you google "turd" or what?”

“lol! Good question, Crash Bang”

“Ho boy, ... here we go again!”

“I never thought of doing it that way-but Im quite computer illiterate- I browse the tt archives just checking out old dates to see what I can find -some really neat stuff there-”

“You typed "turd" in the search function? Whatever!”

“BULL!


Troll!
last edited: 6/08/05 9:48:28 AM”

“What is a turd? A type of fish?”

“turd-turd-turd-turd-turd-turd-turd-turd-turd-turd-turd-turd-turd-turd-turd-turd-turd-turd-in my backpack-backpack-backpack”

“I used to search the archives the same way when I first stumbled upon this site. Gotta give finger the benefit of the doubt on this one.”

“I search the archives all the time-I am planning a new group called the thread preservation society-the turd thread must not be allowed to die--”

“have ya'll read the lime green jellow thread yet - now there is a thread worth preserving




in jello”

“doodoo, everyone loves stories about doodoo.”

“DDX was here”

“Conversation between two bears in the bushes: Hey, I found a pack in my turd!”

“ah-h-h..thanks bm....”

“just returning the favor!”

“Yuor thraed si stupef.”

“Ahh yes, the most famous turd in history.”

“I found a turd in my shoes once...


I even found a scorpion in my shoe once...


whats so special about finding a turd in your pack?”

“The special part was that Violink even owned a pack.”

“Wow. Quite the response!

Seriously though, Violin, if you could smell it that bad, then it probably didn't happen at the plant. #&%!$ dries out and loses some strength odor wise.

I think you made this all up and look at the response you got! Pretty proud of yourself, I'll bet.”

“classic vile.
:)”

“So Sunny - why are you bringing that #&%!$ up again? (OK it was/is a classic) I did agree with your conclusion back then:

"Personally, I figure that the Viol man is just #&%!$ting us...”
pedxing
9:55:31 PM
7/09/02”

“Violin...does that mean you are packing "#@$%"?”

“What we couldn't do if someone had Violin's snail mail address:-)”

““Hikers do it in packs.”
Sarge
12:54:03 PM
3/08/06”