The Virtual Ho-Ho

“Take yo' pick from any of deez fiiiiine ladies, cost is two hundred benjamins foh' fohtee-five minutes.

But bring girls back in fohtee-five minutes, or Milt will come for you!”

“I thought this was going to be about an electronic Twinkie.”

“you stole my line, bitpusher!! well, maybe her name is Cupcake. i'm sure she'd let you call her that, anyway.

the puns on TT sometimes remind me of the cryptkeeper's lines on Tales From the Crypt, LOLOLOL!!

(and don't take any offense, someone told me that the other day about my puns, and i thought it was the funniest thing i'd heard all day :-)”

“200 Benjamins....wtf?

200 x 100 = $20 Grand

for 45 minutes????

I want to see a picture first!”

“Read some Asimov. The man wrote entire stories that were nothing more than set-ups for his awful puns.”

“Benjamin = $0.50 (ie half dollar coin) also ie $100 for 45 min.”

“for $20.000 im up for sale.





HEHE HAHA”

“Can we barter?

I have a few iodine tablets I'd be willing to put up. Maybe a clif bar or two...”

“uumm thats it?
i like chili math better!!

lol”

“200 x 100 = $20 Grand

for 45 minutes????

I want to see a picture first!"
chili36
10:54:04 AM
07/16/02


Oh baby, it will be WORTH it!”

“Darn, thought I'd stumbled across my old Philippines girlfriend, Lucy Morales and her partner, Amazing Grace!

Just off I-80 at Milford, Pa., is a gas station named the Ho Mart.”

“The people who stock the vending machines around here used to use this really cheap regional line of pastries called "Ho-Maid". I guess they got tired of the jokes, because they changed it a couple of years ago to "Home-Maid".”

“who could ever get tired of "ho" jokes?? bitpusher, you should send one of those old ones (that i'm sure you have laying around) in to Maxim, they have a section dedicated to stuff like that every month..."People actually thought these were innocent?" it's soooo funny! and i have read something by Asimov...called "The Left Hand of the Electron." i didn't read anything by him after that.
;-)”

“On Asimov, there is one story in particular called "Shah Guido G." Even the title is a pun.

On Ho-Maid snacks, I could never bring myself to buy one of them to try it out. They looked like a big amorphous lump of baked bread dough covered with some sort of supposedly tasty coating.

They looked like a gigantic turd wrapped in plastic. Ugh.”

“i'm confused, what's going on here??”

“Well, it's either this:



or this:

”

“Keep yer paws off'n them Twinkies!!


Ah, yes... how can we forget the Shah Guido G. stories? LOL There was some really great stuff in Asimov's Sci-Fi Mag.

"Doctor Anne Atomic and the Pharoah's Ox-hide"


Strolling Roans Rather No Gauss!

Stoned Gatherers Moss No Rollers!


(silly rabbi)”

“Heck, Tilt there still is some great stuff in Asimov's, it's just not written by Asimov anymore.”

“dem virtual HO-HOs dig on my eeeEELECTRIFYIN' DING DONG!!!!”

“My wife did teach 4th grade at a inner city school and one of the things she was told was to watch her words when she talked to the kids. She didn't understand what the other teacher meant and asked. The teacher said when talking about farming/gardening don't use the word "hoe" cause these kids know what a "ho" is.
One day close to Christmas a little girl ran up to my wife crying. She asked what was wrong and the girl replied that Jermaine had called her the Santa Claus name. My wife said what did he call you, she replied "ho,ho,ho"
I cracked up laughing that night when she told me the story.”