The Great GardenBurger Dillema

“As most of you know, I'm anything but a vegetarian. But I do enjoy the occasional Gardenburger... they're healthy and easy to make. But since I put lettuce and tomato on my hamburgers, what do I put on my veggie burger? It's already got enough vegetables in it already, no sense in putting more on top...

So, I came up with the perfect solution: homemade beef jerky!!!!

Sweet!”

“ROFLMAO!”

“PETA is going to be on your a$$ like white on rice!”

“LOL!

I bet bacon and cheese would go nicely.”

“Maybe a slice of ham...”

“Tilt I think SPAM would be more apropos!!”

“nah, that wouldn't add any meat”

“But you could find it in the dark!!!”

“EEEEeeeewwww...


Don't forget a big warm glass of Pabst Blue Ribbon to wash it down with!”

“GardenBurger+Spam?

Isn't that like matter+antimatter?”

“If it is, will it take us to the stars?

I can see it now, the TVP/SPAM reaction engine...”

“I thought it was Dilithium crystals, not SPAM!

Scotty's gonna have a cow.”

“I thought spam was pig?”

“Humous, slice of cucumber, tomato, avacado and onion, fresh squeezed lemon juice and sprouts...and a Magic Hat #9 beer.”

“Last veggie burger I had required a fair amount of ketchup and mustard to get it down. But that was an "un-named" burger constructed in Wisconsin.

(Legal counsel suggests "un-named." :-)”

“Almost missed my cue!



FOUR WET PIGS
(Greg Brown)

Here's a little song about four wet pigs
Here's a little song about four wet pigs
Two of 'em little and two of 'em big
They danced all night at the Pigtown Jig

The two that were little were just half-grown
The two that were big were big as a barn
Big as a barn and tall as a tree
Took 'em right down to the factory

Slice 'em into bacon, chop 'em into ham
Roll 'em into hot dogs, squeeze 'em into Spam*
Throw their little eyes out in the rain
Pickle their feet and scramble their brains

Here's a little song about two wet pigs
Standin' by the slop trough, smokin' their cigs
Hopin' to God that they never get big
They danced all night at the Pigtown Jig”

“i would've bet a million dollars that was a Tilt quote, just from seeing the first 2 lines, LOL!

has anyone ever had the Hard Rock Cafe veggie burger from Morningstar? talk about yum-o-rama! even without spam on it and pork rinds on the side, hehehe...”

“a quarter pound of whole hog barbeque tops off a veggie burger very well”

“This...



plus this...



equals this?

”

“Bitpusher, I don't have the guts to try it. Do you?”

“It might make an interesting experiment...

I'll have to look into getting some TVP and Spam...lol”

“If I see a bright blinding flash to the east/southeast, I will know that bp hit critical mass in his experiment.”

“Don't look at the flash!

lol...”

“Would it be a black hole or a supernova?”

“Well pathman, I have a feeling that the black hole would feel the effects of the supernova.”

“hmmm, both Spam and TVP are pretty dense. If I make a black hole, it might consume the whole planet.

but WTF. Enrico Fermi thought there was a 50% chance the Trinity test would ignite the atmosphere and they went ahead anyway.”

“You can "duck and cover" if you like, but it ain't gonna help you with the burst of gamma rays and the neutrino flux.

I'm thinking more along the lines of a system of binary neutron stars spiraling in to final co-joining.”

“After bp has a big sandwich of spam and veggie burger, his gut is going to feel like something is spiraling in it.”

“Spam Spam Spam Spam Veggie Burgers and Spam!”

“You people ist keyraysee! This is why I love this place. Gotta go now, OK lady? OkIluvyoubyebye!”

“To boldly go where no one wants to go.”