“Ok I know I am new but I have already noticed alot of talk about trolls and jello... I guess I could search for ever trying to find answers but I figure why not just ask... so I am asking???????
do I feel clueless.”

“jello is the antidote”

“Trolls= nasty creature who post only to start trouble with other folks. Lime Green Jello happens to be one of their favorite foods;-)”

“Trolls (and backpackers) typically take a dive into green jello before they return to their "normal" daily routines. (Some have been known to eat the jello after.)”

“Trolls usually stay at the shallow end of the jello.”

“Excuse me, that's actually "jellow" and it's spiked heavily. Stay out of the jellow if you aren't interested in the TT men, lol. Best bet is to choose a lounge chair next to the pool and allow the cabana boys to bring you fruity drinks with little umbrellas. Welcome clem35. =)

Most trolls will bring up subjects such as religion, guns and dogs on the trail and politics frequently. They purposely instigate TT wars.”

“beer me please.”

“Get the boy to bring me some coffee too. Tell him to put an umbrella in it please.”

“I must admit MOST trolls are bad...but in my own personal defense, I request that anyone with a problem with trolls find a post from me that meets the above criteria....as I have said before, ALL trolls are not bad, all the other wankers need is adult role models.

For those who might ask, I am fine, weight has returned along with the body hair (Didn't have any on the head to lose...lol), the chemo is over and the PC is responding well to the radiation treatment...back at work full time...and when I have been back long enough to renew my vacation, will begin hiking again...Yay!”

“Shouldn't that be troll models?”

“Cabana boys? No one told me about there being cabana boys around!!”

“Some of the trolls here are highly entertaining (ie Marvin Gardens). However, some are more annoying than black flies.”

“Good news, SuperTroll. Glad to hear you are feeling better.

Did you get the email I sent you a couple of months ago? I never got a response, so I wondered if you got it.”

“Hey, where is Marvin? Isn't it about time for a bizarro post?”

“That's so good to hear. I'll be even happier to hear that you've hit the trails again, quite soon I hope.”

“mmmmm jello
i like to roll in it!!!!
no please i dont like marvin he scares me!”

“Maybe marv's in Montana?

Supertroll, we don't really consider you a true troll. Glad to hear your good news. Hope that vacation time builds up fast! =)”

“Now by George I've got it!!!
So as an ex-troll at this moment.. I say thanks for the jello advice and the welcomes to (Sassafras)

So now I have to get a good photo of a troll...for the ole scrap book!! Hmmm do I want that w/or w/out those little umbrellas..”

“

Trolls

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“ah, thats not fair.

Ray Troll is better anyway”

“I take it we sould spend more time with our fellow troll.. ;)”

“Good luck getting back to your hiking, SuperTroll. I know that chemo and radiation are not fun, but you made it through. I hope that you get all your strength back and more.”

“I can see why your the super one!
Good news about your recovery..”

“OK, I was thinking. I wonder if it would be possible to figure out which trolls belong to which TTer (other than asking Matt) by compiling the following data:

1. Number of times troll posts the same day as suspected TTer
2. Number of times troll posts immediately before or after suspected TTer
3. Number of times troll eludes to same subject matter as suspected TTer
4. Number of threads troll has started compared to number of threads suspected TTer has started
5. Number of times TTer has admitted to trolling compared to number of times we have caught kleetn or gojo or trolling (weird that we have never caught walkindude trolling)

So, where is Phil and his high speed computer when we need it?”

“that was supposed to say AmyG trolling”

“good idea!”

“I think it is funny that some people say they have never trolled. Do we believe them?

radagast
steve hiker
Big Foot
towndawg...”

“Whoah! Does that mean biz is spirit coyote?”

“it could, but it doesnt mean that. i don't troll.”

“You just reminded me of another one

6. Number of times troll uses the same language and/or symbols as suspected TTer...i.e. 'Good idea!' smacks of Crazy Mike (except the 8) is missing)

So, maybe Violin can write the code to gather this data”

“that would be awesome!”

“biz,
That would be a complete waste of time and money.”

“What? You're flipping nutz

Everyone wants to confirm that who they think is a troll realy is.

Besides, the government does completely useless studies like this all the time.

7. Number of times troll answers themselves (their suspected self) compared to others”

“As if you lazy slackers aren't doing that all day!!!”

“minister of truth=biz?”

“Minister of Truth??! HA HA HA HA HA (falls on floor laughing)

I would never pick that troll name”

“This sounds politically incorrect to me. Cyber profiling?”

“so what does this thred have to do with jello?”

“I think Biz is trolling herself AND anyone who can't spell 'jellow' has vestigal newbie fuzz on them.

(BOING)”