Muscle cramp from hell

“Maybe so.

Will a cat fit on the dehydrating tray?

How many bricks do you have to put on top of the dehydrator to keep it in there?”

“Sauron may hear you. We have a cat who's extremely small (smaller than our dwarf rabbit). It's best not to give him ideas. Most especially when his co-conspirator G00SE is around. It could go badly for the Little Kitty.”

“cat + rabbit = one satisfied cat

I see Sauron and GOOSE are getting along fine then...”

“I'm gonna dehydrate one psycho squirrel if the little creep doesn't stop digging into my bog terrarium and digging up my venus flytrap, pitcher plant, and sundew!

Gotta figure out how to hybridize the flytrap to make larger traps capable of snaring a squirrel!”

“It's the only way.”

“Easy, hang one of those bird feeders over a half-full 5 gallon bucket of water.”

“I've been whispering softly to the flytrap: "visualize squirrel, visualize eating squirrel!" Maybe I need to cross the flytrap with a Sequoia???”

“That just might work.”

“Man. This thread degenerated before I could post a wise ass comment to it.”

“Just be sure and check it everyday, unless you really like Rotten Squirrel Soup...

Oh, and if you dump a can of Copenhagen snuff in there, the squirrel will go out on a cloud, if you get my drift...

Just keep the kids away from it.”

“Venus flytraps are cool plants!!!!”

“No kids. Just psycho squirrel and a raccoon. The raccoon I think is moving. I spread mothballs under the porch where he dens. Psycho squirrel couldn't take the hint!”

“Balsamic Vinegar: 1/2 shot glass a day during hot weather will avoid the cramps.

Also, when you are backpacking use NuSalt instead of regular salt. It's mostly potassium. Works.

Eat and drink while hiking.

Stop and stretch occasionally.”

“Then psycho squirrel must DIE!!!!”

“I have a family of six raccoons living in my neighbor's garage- The hole they use to get in and out is on my property, so they never bother him, and he refuses to let animal control in the garage to remove them. They're all rabid too, which makes life in my backyard fun. I want to put out a trap, something along the lines of a tiger hole with salted stakes in it- For my bastard neighbor.”

“I had some relevant info- A saucer of anti freeze should rid you of the squirrel, geo. Just be careful no friendly animals drink from it.”

“Doh, why didn't I think of that. Thanks Corporal Nasty. There are no friendly animals, just Psycho Squirrel and Rocky Raccoon, if Rocky hasn't left the premises already. Eat my frikkin tomatoes will ya? Bye Psycho Squirrel (don't anybody tell Kleetn).”