Recycling as an investment

“If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one
year ago it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron you would have $16.50 of the original $1000.00.
With Worldcom you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer then turned in the cans for the 5 cent deposit you
would have $60.00.

Based on the above
my current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.”

“My dad sent me this last week.

My reply to him was, "Drinking heavily is always advisible in this market."”

“I'll drink to that.”

“Better yet: Just buy some new gear!”

“I'll drink to that, too!”