Hooter's trip?

“He could probably still sue them, claiming that their "inability to supply him with a dancer whose weight combined with his did not exceed the load limit of his wheelchair" somehow violates the ADA.”

“A disabled boy named Sue!”

“LMFAO you silly people!!!”

“Wait one minute!!

If they don't have wheelchair access to the lap dance room how will the stripper in the wheelchair get up there to do the lap dance to the guy in the wheelchair! Hmmmmmmmmm”

“Omigod, do I have to explain everything?

He's sued them to get access, so they build a wheelchair ramp so he can get to the lap dance room, so the lap dancer can lap dance for him in his wheelchair, which creates too much weight on the wheelchair so it collapses and he goes down with the lap dancer on top of him.

Yep, I think that's pretty much it.”

“"he goes down with the lap dancer on top of him"

isnt that whats supposed to happen?
then why is he sueing?
im sorry but i just dont get you guys
you want the best of both worlds!!”

“There she goes again with that potty mind. Have another Snapple!”

“How does she get her wheelchair on top of him. Wouldn't she leave tire marks on him?”

“tango,,
pretty funnny!!

i guess they could use that as evadence(bad sp)”

“I will have a table for the TT'ers at the HSV hooters at 11am TODAY. I will be in a white shirt and maroon tie. 256-566-1536
Come one come all..everyone is invited, leave da wallet at home”

“bitpusher...call me at 256-355-8920 and ask for randy”

“I can see it now............


Every bathroom stall in the country will have written on the wall:


"for a good time...call me at 256-355-8920 and ask for randy"”

“crap...boss said if i had a lunch she might go with me if hers falls through. If that's the case i'm telling her mine got cancelled. Might have to bring your wallets afterall. And kirk..if your able call me. Chili..they'll get a grizzled old freight dispatcher if they call that number..lmao”

“OPIE...tell your grizzled old dispatcher to get off the phone...lol...”

“OK I finally figured it out...long distance call..lol...I'm waiting for you now...”

“So, Chili, you gonna make it, or what?”

“Unless he can post from the road, I'm guessing no...”

“Yeah, I thought of that right after I hit 'submit message'. Must be oletimer's settin' in, LOL.”

“Sounds like sexual harrassment Opie!”

“Got to meet the Saudi's at one.”

“Bummer dewd...but there'll be pictures...”

“Bouncing this one back..is tommorrow still ON like girls in orange THONGS?”

“I'm In!”

“I am confirmed. Leave Memphis today at noon. Planned Hooter's stop in Huntsville at 1100 tomorrow. (I might have to scout out the evening shift tonight though.)”

“I'll be there...”

“chili...i'm down if your there tonight too..we can have a few brews and throw some darts if ya get bored...opie1979@yahoo.com and i'll shoot you my cell #”

“WFT?? Where did my last post go?

Opie, I sent you an email.

Hooter's tomorrow at 1100.”

“i think it went to the other hooters threads...got boobs EVERYWHERE in here..lol”

“Woah! Comic, I mean Cosmic revelation!!!

Hooter's is just a "k" away from "Hooker's"...

deep, very deep and getting deeper”

“The minutes from last nights HMWHC meeting will be posted as soon as the members in attendence can focus and their headache's go away
also many of the minutes will be purposely censored to protect the children that may be watching....lemme say..it was a doozy!!...YAAAA for gurls named ANGEL AND JADE..lmao”

“Minutes of the Most Recent
Meeting
of the
He-Man Woman Hater's Club

Date: 28 August 2002
Time: 1100
Location: Hooter's, Huntsville, Alabama
Attendees: OPIE, bitpusher, Father Goose, chili36, and Jeff (chili's coworker)

Minutes:
Meeting was called to order by our waitress, a lovely young lady by the name of Laura. Father Goose was late, and will therefore be docked two points.

Discussion began with a rundown of the previous night's meeting. All three attendees of that meeting were still showing the effects of the rough discourse which had taken place, although OPIE (due no doubt to his youthfulness) seemed much less the worse for wear than his more aged counterparts. bitpusher and Father Goose enjoyed the recount of the previous night's events, then the discussion turned to serious matters: Fantasy Football.

After much grousing by chili36 and OPIE about their poor draft picks, the conversation turned back again to the events of the preceding evening, and to the physical and mental damage done to the participants. Fortunately, Laura brought beer and administered it to chili36 and Jeff, and this seemed to help considerably, although chili36 initially doubted the wisdom of the re-application of beer to his alimentary tract.

Hiking and backpacking in general were discussed occaisionally, as were the following subjects:

Drunken phone calls to wives and girlfriends

The comparative pulchritude of the waitresses at the meeting location, and the, uh, dancers at the location of previous night's meeting

The coming baseball strike

chili36's unfortunate inability to make the Sipsey Wilderness Reunion trip in September

Meeting was adjourned by the departure of bitpusher, OPIE, and Father Goose. chili36 and Jeff remained, and as far is known, are still there.”

“so what of the drunken phone calls?? hmmmmmmm?? lol

WHATTHEHELL IS PULCHRITUDE??”

“you people went to Hooter's twice within a 24-hour period?”

“pul·chri·tude Pronunciation Key (plkr-td, -tyd)
n.
Great physical beauty and appeal.


[Middle English pulcritude, from Latin pulchritd, from pulcher, pulchr-, beautiful.]

OPIE, chili36, and Jeff went twice in a 24-hour period. There are different waitresses there in the evenings, don't ya know...”

“Great word!”

“I had an interview this morning and 10 and I drove by Hooters at 1050 hoping to catch you guys before you went in. But you guys were already inside and i didn't want to disturb your HMWHC.. lol. I hate I missed some good Hooter's wings.. thats what Hooters is all about, right? :)”

“Uh, yah that's it....”

“Ok, Miss Opie, just what is your status? Married to Opie? SO to Opie? Friend (who happens to be a girl) to Opie? And where does Barney Fife fit in???? ;-)”

“I'm his girlfriend

Barney is in Mayberry.. lol.. read the thread handle names and he's got an explanation of his name on there.

Actually I guess I do make a good Miss Opie because I'm the one with red hair, not him :)”

“Ya mean they let y'all in before eleven? I'm shocked and amazed!”

“**note to self** i gotta buy the poor gurl a new watch..they let us in at 11:02 and not a second sooner. Looked desperate standing out in the parking lot waiting to dash in!”

“I looked desparate in the parking lot sweating out the previous day's beer.”

“The Hooters calendar girls are now on tour. In Memphis (Horn Lake, MS) on the 25th of November and in Huntsville on the 6th & 7th of December.

I am feeling the need for an off site management meeting.”

“They couldn't POSSIBLY bring any girls to the Huntsville Hooters that are better looking than the ones we already have...could they??? I'm not sure my heart could stand it, lol.”

“FG, if they brought in any better talent, then the Huntsville Hooter's would move from the solid 9.5 rating I gave it to the elusive standard of a perfect 10”

“when are they coming to cleveland, and do you think they can make a stop in Tennessee in December?”

“Limited dates set for the tour. They will be in Huntsville, AL during Tc2.”

“will you be co ordinating the memphis dinner? I'm interested.”

“HEY, stikmon! GRRRRRRRRRRRR..... LOL!”

“Mrschili took me to lunch today...


at Hooter's.


I love this woman!”