You know you're a nebie if.....

“you still think a violin is a musical instrument.”

“what the fu@k is a NEBIE?

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“WTF's a 'nebie'?”

“Are Buddha Bear, Prowler and Ice Tea related?”

“One of the following:

1. Code word for regulars - nebie = newbie.

2. Dammit, Ice Tea got my password.

3. I don't check my posts, and misspelled newbie.”

“Buddha, have you been drinking while typing again;-)”

“...and again
...and again
...and again
...and again”

“Again or still? (Sorry BB, I don't know you, but had to put in a good word for ya!)”

“Maybe Buddha should join A.A.A.A.A.
It's an organization for drunks who drive.”

“Search Results

No exact match was found. Here are results of an expanded search.

1911 edition of the Encyclopedia Britannica -includes definition (English), origin (indexed 22Jun2002)

Thanks to PageWise

SENEBIER, JEAN”

“is that the company that tows your car while your in the back of it drinking? if so then i want to be amember”

“Wild Flower you right.The back seat is the safest place for drunks.”

“When I got my Jawja license one of the questions on the application asked if I habitually drive under the influence of alcohol. Do you suppose anyone ever answers yes to that question?”

“Unbelievable!

And yet... I don't doubt it one bit.”

“Oh, speaking of wacko drivers, there was this black Corsica with Kentucky plates cutting doughnuts in the Kroger parking lot Sunday afternoon...”

“So, I guess driving while under the influence, but not habitually, is ok?”

“Yeah... just 'special occasions'. Like, "Hey! It's Tuesday!"

Things like that.”

“Or maybe,,,,"Hey! It's 5 o'clock"!”

“I believe the classic line is 'when the sun is over the yardarm.'

(which is about 10 am)”

“Isn't that when your least favorite aunt grabs your cheek and says "You're so cute?" !!!!”

“I'm still getting goose-eggs on this nebie thing.”

“He's a nebie.”

“HAHAhahahaha...”

“You know you are a newbie if, on your way from Phoenix to hike to Phantom Ranch, you stop at a gear store in Flagstaff to pick up your hiking boots.”

“Ouch, LOL”

“as a noobee i only drink in ga in the back seat whileunder the inflooence of a tow on days that end in 'y'”