Buffalo River Trail

“this trip is gonna be a bunch of smartasses getting together isn't it? haha it's gonna be great”

“my ass is only of average intelligence. . ..”

“ok, ok ok...Im bringin to eat some truely nasty stuff. and Im gonna eat alot of it and then really stik the place up...just not near any open flames...creeps! the lot of ya...nuttin but creeps. Can;t wait to hook back up with ya!”

“dun fergit da brownies stikkyness”

“partake in their lovliness?”

“Tex, Stalker, Stikmon, JGiles - I'm listening!”

“You're listening?? Git yo ear off da ground buddy and get cranking!!

I'm in, already have the time scheduled off (around the holidays, ya can't be too early when requesting vacation)

Any chance you're free on Labor Day to canoe the Buffalo with Sir Stikmon??

Can't wait to hike with Y'all again - last time was a hoot!!”

“on labor day weekend on the lower buffalo. Rush to Buffalo City...sat, sun, mon”

“I fit to be tied. My dogs ran off, I going through some money problems and had to hock all my firearms, and to earn some extra cash I've been picken up bottles and cans along the road.
I guess that I will not be bring'en any dogs or firearm along after all.”

“Stalker, we can just pick up some dogs at the pound on the way to the trail. If we don't like them then we can drop them off at bacpac's house after the hike. LOL”

“well at least you'll have booze money from the tin cans.

i'll be there at some point. i'll bring ma guitar, we need buddar to bring his banjo,lol.”

“jgeils,
What I have done in the past is pick up a dog at the pound just before a hike and bring the dog along. But the dog doesn't come back, but we eat good. You pick the breed of dog by the size of hiking group that's going. One or two pick a small breed, heck a lab can feed 5-6 hungry hikers easy. Longer hikes, no problem just take a few more dogs along. It's really a neat way to cut down on pack weight. What do ya think?”

“Sounds like a plan. Do you like Chinese food? We could pick up some cats too.”

“Guitars? Banjo? Hmm..might be coerced into bringing the Martin backpacker along...for grins. :-D”

“can you spell


SOIUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

“Jgeils,
Yes in fact I do like Chinese food. And furthermore my ex-wife is still not Chinese, but I'm still waiting for the change.

Cats are great when your having a bar-b-que at home, but cats are a bitc.h on the trail, believe me stick with dogs in the backcountry.

Potbelly pigs are good when your on easy trails, but if it's rocky forget it, with their little legs rough trails are a problem and will slow you down. In a nut shell your looking for a supper that is cheap(or free), will keep up on the trail, carry it's own load, and is more or less easy to kill/clean/cook, and tastes great. I have found that dogs flip the bill.

I know that I'm going to take a lot of crap over this post, people like bacpac, all pissed off cuz I'm taken dogs where their not allowed, but oh well.”

“ill stick to the cows and chickens. the pot belly pig could work too”

“I posted on another thread and asked Stikmon if his ex-wife was still Chinese, but he never answered. I'm glad I'm not he only one that remembered that. :)”

“Ok, I talked to Mrs. Stalker last night and she said that we all may be able to go on the 27,28,29th.

She can't get off work for the Titanium Chef 2002, but she said Starburst and I can go, whip-he.

So for everone that's just listening, start thinking about Dec7 road trip. I could be in Little Rock late Thursday night, leave early on Fri and hike in on Fri night. Feedback please.”

“note to self: Do NOT accept any trail food from others on the BRT trip.”

“just stay away from the dalmation, if anybodies eats him it's gonna be me!


tx, bring it babe! the more guitars the bettah! sticky, dont you play some kindsa african percussion thingy er sumpthin? anybody gotta harmonica?”

“you dude!!! African thingy...my Arse...stop smokin the weed and you'll start rememberin the conversations...or if you are gonna keep smokin...pass it over here, so I can forget too.”

“Stlker, I can meet you and Starburst in Little Rock at Mozark's. Even if he doesn't come with us, he can put up with us for one night or a few hours, whatever we need.

Moz - Would it be okay if we left vehicle(s) at your place that weekend?

Any chance you'll have a vacation day or two left to come with us??

Please kee me posted!

I'll bring my guitar and a harmonica, but I don't know how to play the mouth harp - anyone else?”

“sorry sticky, draim bammage ya know.....



moz, can we use your 4 wheel drive & will you watch my kids for the weekend & buy us all beer too?



i did some checkin into it today & kyles is my vote for a base camp. we can hike up into indian creek from there & there is some really awesome $hit up there, like 2 caves!”

“never mind.”

“strat, I vote for Kyles also.

If we are going to make a series of dayhikes, I think that would be the best place.

I am looking at the email list on this.

I have arky, jgeils, mozark, josh, prowler, stickmon and stratdewd on the list. Who else is in?”

“I'm in (I think) + Mrs. Stalker, Starburst and his brother.”

“I sent you and email stalker.”

“I started a new thread on the travel plans to TN - see; Midwest Road Trip.”

“Uh, Hel-LOOOOOO
Chili are you deaf?? Please add me to the email list. Maybe you didn't see my post that said I was planning on coming??”

“ummm,,,in this context, shouldn't you have asked if I am blind instead of deaf?

LOL. I added you to the list.”

“he forgot to add Tex to the secret email list. you are a bad person chili...go stand in the corner until we tell you its ok to come out and play...

Hello, mrs chili...can chili come out to play.

No...he was a bad boy and he is being punished.

awwwwww gee mrs chili, couldn't you forgive him and let him come out just for a little bit?

NO!!! now go away, or I;ll make you stand in the other corner.

Bite me mrs chili...you suck!!!!”

“stikmon has been sampling the ergot again.......”

“Been sniffing the varnish again maybe?”

“plastic model glue perhaps...”

“looks like i picked a bad week ta quit sniffin glue........”

“I only go in for White out, or Nitrous...white out is easier to get.”

“i agree with mozark”

“Err, I'm just listening Josh.LOL Were you and Prowler wanting to hike the whole Buffalo River Trail? We could do that and visit with the other TTers if you have 3-4 days and really want to move.. Wait a minute, do I have 3-4 days?

Tex, Strat +... How about washing, waxing and maybe even changing your oil and filters?
Sure you can park em at my place.”

“Are you talking about Tex or her car? How often does she get lubed?”

“Moz, my original intention was to thru hike the BRT. Is anyone else in favor of thru hiking or have we settled on base camping.

bp, it depends on how much mileage she accumulates.”

“Gee, Chili, thanks for defending my honor, oh pal-oh-friend of mine!”

“sorry tex,,,,it was,,,well,,,,it was set up pretty well by bacpac....


yeah, that's the ticket,,,it all bacpacs fault,,,I remember now”

“bacpac, it's none of your business. Now, go eat your Mars bar -”

“Are those bumpers original equipment or aftermarket?”

“MO, Im interested in through hiking the whole BT! How about you ? I have all the time I need!





But then again it is Chilis trip.”

“i think im in. that sounds good. if it's gonna be cold id rather be walking.”

“I thought that was to far for ya??


can you get off work?”

“isn't this at the end of the year?”

“dec 28-jan 1 or may know be longer!”