Survivor, Montana style

“I can't claim to have composed this...

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Montana is planning to do its
own, entitled "Survivor, Montana Style."

The contestants will start in Butte, travel to Missoula, Kalispell,
Whitefish, over to Great Falls, and east to Billings. They will then proceed
to Bozeman, on to Livingston, then southwest to Twin Bridges, Dillon, and
finally back to Butte. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper
sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm
a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

The first one to make it back to Butte alive wins!
________________________”

“i like the idea of dropping them in the middle of NYC with nothing. now that would be fun to watch!!!”

“Oh, you people are just cruel.”

“You wouldn't make it out of Butte.

However, if you did, and you got to Missoula, you would prolly be okay until you got to Billings . . . after that, NO WAY!”

“Dillon might be your hardest sell.”

“That's not a survivor show; that's Armegeddon!”

“Can we hurt others to make it first?”

“Can I get in on this?

8D”

“Mike, you can get in on it. You can hire me to be your personal, native guide around the state. I have been to or lived in all these cities/towns and can help you navigate the rough locals, the bad roads, and the skeery hill-billy infested backcountry. Oh, and I can also take you to the good bars (I've been to one, or two, in all those towns.)”

“That sounds like a good deal when do we start?

8P”

“BYOB*





*Bring yer own banjo....





Signed,
Martyb
(family originally from ranch outside of Jordan - 'nuff said!)”

“Also known as "Montanapalooza 2002"”

“Martyb, family from Jordan, we needed to talk. You have no idea how much we may have in common.”

“You mean I might oughtta be callin' you "Cuz"?”

“Probably not that, but have you ever heard of the Freemen? (I know you have.)”

“Oh yeah. Are you suggesting that your new TT name should be Freegirl?”

“My grandfather is a member. He was not involved in the stand-off up there, but he's had his hand in some of their other crap. I don't go along w/ the whole thing at all, but doesn't everybody have a militant or two in the fam.?!! LOL! I just thought that was kind of a funny (minor) connection we had.”

“No militants in our (Montana) family, although my great uncle apparently killed my great grandfather in a fight and threw the body in the river, a fact we only recently discovered - we always thought he just ran off and was never seen again. The folks in Jordan knew all about it, even though it happened back in the 20's.”

“I am comming back out there very soon!

So get ready!

8D”

“Oh yeah Marty. Very typical small town MT knowledge. There's an old lady who runs a tiny bar in my town. Apparently, way back in forever, two men had a gun battle over her. One of them was killed. She keeps the gun hung over the bar. The whole town still knows all about it. LOL! Gotta' love Montana.

Mike, you can come out anytime. We'd love to have ya'. Living in that big 'ol nasty city, I can show you what a real small town is like.”

“I am going to be there sooner then you think!

8)”

“Suddenly this became the Dating Game, TT Style thread.”

“No I have a grifriend thank you but I think it would be fun if I had someone to show me around a great state like Montana and then do lots of backpacking!

Backpacking rocks!!!!!

8P”

“Yep, Rosey, CrazyMikey and Evergreen are the thing. I'm just offering service as a tour guide. Mike is alot of fun and I'm sure he'd give the ranchers something beside the weather to discuss. LOL!”

“Ya thats true!

8P”