Psycho!?!?

“I know what I'd have done. I'd have said, "Hi Councilman!"”

“Steve:

I'm all for first ammendment rights. I'm a journalist. But words can give an indication of potential action. And in fact, this guy has already taken some action, albeit it moderate, by spitting at me and flipping me the bird.

Yes. I will do pretty much anything to stop one person from hurting another particularly if that person is me or someone I know and love. Consequently, preventative action is best.

I never said I had the cops shake the guy down. They did it on their own accord. I merely watched from a distance. I'm not condoning identification cards but I figure if he didn't have something that passed muster, they'd probably, at a minimum, set him in the back of the cop car until things got sorted out. They didn't.

And if you were in a park and made a comment to me, like some of the ones you've made on the board, I'd probably first think you were an idiot and secondly, that you might be dangerous since you have so much hatred for another group of people. Violent people should be locked up and the key thrown away.”

“Weren't you paying attention, girl? Steve's a busy man. He's got work to do!
Sheesh!”

“Act III, scene 4: Steve Hiker at the police station.
Scurry of activity with typewriter sounds in background noise. Police officer behind counter with coffee cup and doughnuts to the side.

Enter Steve Hiker...

Steve Hiker to police officer: Yes, I’d like to file a suspicious person report right away.

Police Officer: Yessir, against whom?

Steve Hiker to police officer: Against a person named RoseyMonster

Police Officer: And who is “Noseymonster?”

Steve Hiker to police officer: It’s Roseymonster! A person who has offended me from an Internet message board and could be dangerous.

Police Officer: Could you please describe this “Roseymonster?” (snicker...)

Steve Hiker to police officer: Well, er...she...er...he is this, well....Trail Talker!

Police Officer: I see. A Trail Talker, eh? (leaning over the counter)

Steve Hiker to police officer: Yes! Please investigate Roseymonster immediately!

Police Officer: Are YOU a Trail Talker?? (begins to draw side-arm)

Steve Hiker to police officer: Uh, ME??

Curtains close...end of scene
Insert your ending here...”

“FG, the pics of "Violin's foot" were proof positive that it's not "all good"


Ewwwwww.....”

“LOL, good one Dig!”

“I said I don't want to know.”

“sorry FG I forgot :)
bitpusher thats pretty funny
rosey you are right about him having alot of anger
(wonder why?)”

“sorry FG I forgot :)
bitpusher thats pretty funny
rosey you are right about him having alot of anger
(wonder why?)”

“I see everything twice!”

“I have a feeling you will this weekend also, Geobeet!”

“If ya close one eye and yer still seein' double...share, dude!”

“Yeah, WF won't be able to vote me off the mountain if I fall off the mountain!”

“Then everybody can come back and post a Ban Geobeet thread!”

“Shucks, let's just start one now..”

“You might want to just go ahead and do that, Geobeet. Get it over with, ya know?”

“Yeah, crucify me now and avoid the late rush!”

“jump
jump
jump
jump
jump”

“Maybe this guys an undercover cop and he and his police buddies laugh about you at the bar.
If he operated a food cart, well then he could be mayor.”

“The Noo Yawk mantra!”

“hell id vote for him”

“Not in Philly. He's not dangerous enough to be mayor. Just a councilman!”

“ooppss
i forgot i already did nov 2000


oohhaaaww”

“Here in Philly you can vote as often as you like. It's okay!”

“and if your elected you can even get to blow up nieborhoods

oooohhhaaaww”

“See, that's what I'm talking about! This Turkish guy is just not dangerous enough to be mayor, just a city councilman! Thank you wildflower for illustrating my point perfectly!”

“no prob......”

“"hay i thought tilt WAS god...

hehehehehahahah lololol"

wild flower
11:21:34 AM
07/23/02


What-the ?

Ya know... this reminds of something Ram Dass wrote. He was visiting his brother in the sanitarium and his brother says,

"You walk around wearing a robe with hair down to your ass, write books and give talks about doing acid in church and Eastern religions and I'M in the nut house?? I just don't understand this."

Ram Dass replied that yes he looked different and all, and he said the he was Jesus Christ, but, "I also say 'YOU are Jesus Christ, and You are Jesus Christ, and she is Jesus Christ..."

"When you say 'I'm Jesus Christ and You're Not...' THAT's when they lock you up."

So, Wild Flower was closer to the truth than she might have thought, LOL



How about this option, Steve? Why not take up a collection and buy this guy a bus ticket to Louisiana? <VBG>”

“How about this option, Steve? Why not take up a collection and buy this guy a bus ticket to Louisiana? "
Tilt

Where should I send my check?”

“Yeah! I'll chip in on that!”

“I don't think you can just send city councilmen off on bus trips. You have to send them off on official business. See if you can get him in on the Hooters trip.”

“sure you can and we all get to pay for the business trip !!”

“Here in Georgia, we send 'em to strip clubs in Savannah... I think they usually rent a winnebago.”

“It's called a junket.”

“Not in Philly. We don't have junkets. We send them off on business trips. Congress goes on junkets.”

“That's it! We'll elect him to Congress!”

“There ya go. Then you could sent him to, oh let's just pick a place, ... Hey, Turkey!”

“and geo can be his campain (sp) manager

or should it be steve?”

“I think it's only fitting that Steve be his lackey.”

“i think steve should write his speeches for him”

“...and shine his shoes, take out his garbage, etc.”

“Hey, I want to go, too! This sounds like a fun trip. Can we stop on East Baltimore St. in Baltimore? And how 'bout those nice eating places advertised along the Interstate, with the pretty girls and open 7/24? Wow! Shades of Calumet City in 1950!

How did I ever live to 70? It had to be my clean living. Thinking back, I only had knives pulled on me three or four times and a gun only once(That was here in Florida right after I became owner/operator of a motel in 1979.).”

“i also was mugged and i have my war wounds to prove it”

“Yeah, but have you ever gotten sick in the woods and ruined somebody's trip?”

“I was wondering what that gash was between your.. oh, wait. Oh, wow, like I am SOOOOOO embarrased!
(blushes)”

“You're gone FG. You're pate now1”

“hay fathergoose im going to get a mothergooose to come over and kick you in your a$$


”

“...well just his liver...”

“you know im yelling at fathergoose on 2 threads

hay thats pretty good fg”

“Oooo she got him. Pate de fois gras!”