did you know?

“that a turkey can run 20 m.p.h.


well i didnt but im sure glad i do now LOL”

“Not in a turkey house it can't!”

“Remember when Les Nessman had Thanksgiving Day turkeys thrown from a helicopter, only to find out afterward that domesticated turkeys can't fly very far, if at all?”

“Killed by a falling turkey. What a horrible fate!”

“Yes Buddur I remember that!!
LOL!!”

“Ah, the classics! Les Nessman, "Born to be Mild."


And the play-by-play...

"Now they're beginning to toss the turkeys out of the helicopter... But Something's Wrong! They're not flying! They're plummetting to earth, raining down on the shoppers in the parking lot! OH, the HUMANITY!"”

“Buddur, that was a classic.”

“"I swear, as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

--Les Nessman”

“hehehe i loved that show!!
did you know they wont show the tv show here anymore
something about not having the rights to the music.

now that SUCKS”

“LMFAO”

“I swear, as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

(that was the "big guy")”

“They can!

8D”

“thats the sound of another iced tea being opened


a snail breathes through its foot”

“.'...I thought turkeys could fly!'

You have to let them thaw out first!”

“"They're hitting the ground like wet bags of cement!"
Les Nessman”

“Wild turkeys can fly. Domestic ones can't.”

“i dont know about that one goe,
i saw my sisiters turkey get real peeved off and fly towards her..
it was great to watch and pretty funny.”

“really fat people running...

they can, it's kinda hard, not really pretty and they can't do it for long”

“Wild turkeys can fly, but not well. They're pretty loud too. I helped my bro. "raise" a bunch for reestablishing the population in our part of Mi. They sound like a helicopter approaching. Their worst habit was perching on the arm of his satellite dish at night and breaking it on 2 occasions.”

“Wild ones can fly through the woods and not fly into trees. Domestic ones don't get to exercise their wings much, so they are probably weak. Donman hits the nail on the head, not pretty and not for long.”

“Yes, wild turkeys can fly. But they are terrible navigators. ”

“That was a hoot! Good one Chili!”

“where do you find this stuff??

pretty funny”

“About 18 to 20 wild turkeys took flight from the ground into the trees at upward angles of 45 degrees and greater. They seemed to take off almost straight up, right in front of me. Site: Cataloochee, GSMNP.”

“that animals that lay eggs dont have belly buttons”

“Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.”

“mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas”

“How about that Monkey 0?”

“Last time I checked, I wasn't a person...”

“hay when monkeys fart does it smell like banans?


when elephants fart does it smell like peanuts?


i need to get a real job so i stop thinking like this~”

“Cheese, just when I thought she had cleaned up her act!”

“A neighbor raises turkeys that have four legs, so everyone at dinner can have a drumstick. I asked him how they tasted. He said, "I don't know, they are so fast, I haven't been able to catch any".”

“Kansas used to be one vast inland sea.”

“A chicken that has had it's head chopped off runs around for a half an hour afterwards! I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it happen!
Oh! Are we talking about turkeys?”

“larkwoods, I learned that the hard way. But it's a lot less than half an hour. Maybe around 10 minutes. Seems like a half hour though.”

“uumm thats way to much info....”

“What do we taste like, to chickens?”

“Ask a chicken.”

“who chicken little??”

“Abscess makes the fart go Honda.”

“I'm at a loss for words.”

“Such profound profundity!”

“Tilt,
you are here by banned for posting anything for at least 1hr.... now go to your room young man and think about how BAD your last post was




LOL”

“No Comment.




(HAHAHAHAAhhahahhhahhahaaha...)”

“And I thought I was silly!

8P”

“you are.








but that ROCKS!”

“did you know that the tongue is the fastest healing part of your body?”

“Yep. It's 'cause your teeth are in there with it.”

“do that thing with your tongue.”

“Did you know that you lose taste buds as you age? Where the h311'd I put those dam buds?”